Support NeoGAF

[Pinko Marx]

My rule is to let one spider exist in the house. If I see multiple webs, whichever has the most bugs has won, the others have got to go. Outside is the same rule. So one spider inside, one out. Anything else gets BURNED.

 

[Corronchilejano]

The over reaction to spiders on the internet is old and quite tiring.

Goddamit, spiders have infiltrated Gaf already.

 

[JadedWriter]

That's the spider.

That's not an egg sack? There looks to be some weird mass between where the wings are and where the head should be, unless I just can't tell that it's the other raised wing cause the wing and head colors are near identical.

 

[SaintR]

Spiders get too much hate, they're awesome. If I see one in my home I let it be as it keeps the house clean of bugs.

"If I find a serial killer in my house, I let him stay because he kills trespassers."

/dead

 

[Valjean Lafitte]

Your next.

No, my next.

 

[Leafhopper]

Spider = Konami
Snake = Metal Gear
Blue Shoes = What are those?

 

[How About No]

Spider = Konami
Snake = Metal Gear
Blue Shoes = What are those?

Just your imagination

 

[Brodnax]

why'd the soccer player hang himself?

Was thinking the same thing, i was like "wtf is Lionel Messi doing in that picture, and why is he floating"

 

[Crayolan]

This is oddly attractive...

 

[Tangled Up in Blue]

Please lord tell me this is fucking photoshopped and what in the unholy fuck is that growing out of the back of that motherfucking birds skull?

Nope:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ear...nt-spider-eating-a-bird-caught-on-camera.html

Welcome to your new recurring nightmare.

 

[brandonh83]

This is oddly attractive...

No

But yeah

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Sadly...

My daughter invited her friends over to see it and they felt bad for the snake and buried it.

I too was interested in seeing what happened.

Oh, you're fucked then. You just took the spider's biggest fest that it would have in its entire life. You think you and your family get to walk scot free out of this? Think again. That motherfucker is going to get into your ear at night and lay it's motherfucking eggs in there and then you'll know what it felt, you'll know what true grief is.

"If I find a serial killer in my house, I let him stay because he kills trespassers."

Best analogy in the history of GAF, right here.

 

[Dalek]

To answer why the blue shoes are "levitating" that's a kid and he's sitting on a bench.

 

[Toa TAK]

They say spider-webs are immensely powerful,

BUT LOOK, I tear through them without even trying!

 

[HeelPower]

This is a beautiful,powerful picture.

 

[Litan]

Yup. Some just HAD to post that bird and spider pic, right? RIGHT?

Sick bastard.

And I knew it was coming...and still scrolled down the page...

JESUS CHRIST!! It wasnt the post above me when I posted this!!

WTF! Its following me now!?!?

Fuck this thread.

Here, this should make you feel better:

 

[DonMigs85]

 

[badboy78660]

Correction: "You are nexxx!"

 

[SalvaPot]

Spiders can be friends too.

 

[Zubz]

I love snakes, but I can't help but be proud of that spider! Assuming the spider can find a way to start eating the snake, it should be set for weeks!

... Too bad it's just an animal and will either neglect the snake and continue to hunt, or will gorge until its death from overeating because of its instincts.

 

[triplestation]

Spiders can be friends too.

;__;

 

[brandonh83]

Spiders can be friends too.

LOL

 

[mrklaw]

This gif is scarier than anything in the thread.

I still habitually shake my bathrobe before putting it on after a shower, since that one time I didn't and I put it on with a spider inside it.

 

[JadedWriter]

Nope:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ear...nt-spider-eating-a-bird-caught-on-camera.html

Welcome to your new recurring nightmare.

That bird died with that "I made a huge mistake" face.

 

[How About No]

Spiders can be friends too.

...:[

 

[commedieu]

This gif is scarier than anything in the thread.

cant unsee naked doctor.

 

[MaximumSpider]

"You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."

 

[How About No]

"You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."

MaximumSpider
Member
(Today, 10:32 AM)

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

The over reaction to spiders on the internet is old and quite tiring.

This.

Outside of some of the Australian monsters, I don't understand why anyone could be scared of spiders.

 

[The Cool One]

man its crazy how strong spider's silk is

 

[AnAnole]

Am I the only person that likes snakes and spiders? Cockroaches, on the other hand, can go to hell.

 

[MaximumSpider]

MaximumSpider
Member
(Today, 10:32 AM)

I've been found x(

 

[RecRoulette]

Sadly...

My daughter invited her friends over to see it and they felt bad for the snake and buried it.

I too was interested in seeing what happened.

Man, imagine getting the feast of your life only to have someone steal it. Poor spider.

 

[oti]

We have a house near a mountain in rural Greece and I once saw a kitten (not a cat, a kitten) eating a snake.

 

[Pops Maellard]

Spiders are terrifying assholes. Snakes are bros.

Truer words m8.

 

[Ban Puncher]

 

[Kinyou]

Truer words m8.

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

Seeing cletes on a hard surface makes me cringe

 

[How About No]

 

[chrisPjelly]

Here, this should make you feel better:

It's okay everyone, we're here to lighten the mood

 

[Ban Puncher]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C_Qh7NGwho

 

[How About No]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C_Qh7NGwho

What’s done is done
Survived to see another day
The game of life
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Which of them will succeed
Strong or weak

 

[Ban Puncher]

Sneks just want to be loved.

 

[Zetta]

Spiders can be friends too.

He went hoes before bros and ruined something special...

 

[Markoman]

Just yesterday, came home drunk, went into the bathroom to take a relaxed shit just to find out there's the largest Spider I've ever seen irl sitting on the wall accross the room.

The most uncomfortable shit I've taken in a while.

Told that bitch, she better leave through that open window where she came from otherwise
she will meet my vacuum cleaner next morning. I think she got it.

Talking to a spider...how low can you go...

 

[wildfire]

lol at people saying bail. That's a tiny snake, and a tiny spider too.

 

[Shambala]

It's all ogre now op. Ur next

 

[LeleSocho]

Snake would only need to flail a little to get out...

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

 

[How About No]