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Things that piss you off for absolutely no reason.

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  • Anne Hathaway
  • Screen protectors on phones
  • People asking for help with something that they don't need help with and can do themselves, and they're just being lazy
 
When I'm looking for something, someone else telling me where to look, without actually looking for the item themselves. It usually involves them suggesting a different place to look before I am finished looking in the original area. Annoys me to no end.
 
Chronic complainers (you know who I am talking about, all of you haha) just sad at how much hate is welling up in some people, go see a shrink before you go hurt someone or yourself.
 
My arms.

I'm a regular jumper purist kind of guy, I hate T-shirts and short sleeve jumpers because they leave my arms naked with no recourse:D My sleeves slip back down to my wrists while I'm busy working probably once every ten minutes, normally at the most inconvenient moment possible; working with expensive electronics/chemicals.

My boss caught me calling my arms a couple of cunts the other morning. I constantly get flashes of Fry trying to gnaw off his arms flashing through my mind.

I'm thinking rubber bands may be the answer :o or not being weird :(

I also get angry at cups of tea.
 
Stupid "cute" shortenings of words/phrases. "Presser" for "Press Conference" drives me insane. "Natch" for "naturally" infuriates me. Etc, etc.
 
Cell Phones: People that walk down the middle of the sidewalk doing that cellphone stare shuffle with no care in the world. I want to slap that shit out of their hands and send it flying.

Go out with friends and about half the time they are staring at their phones. Obnoxious ringtones constantly ringing in the office. No one cares about your Niki Manaj ...
 
teeny said:
I am an angry person and I am angry mostly all of the time. Don't know if some of these have been posted:

  • Mums with pushchairs.
  • People who meander around and get in your way when you are trying to walk in a straight line.
  • Users that don't provide any information at all and expect you to magically fix their problems.
  • People who wait at a crossing but don't hit the button so the lights will never change.
  • People who I don't know that try to sell me stuff over the phone who call me "mate".
  • People who play music through their phones while just walking about. (Or at all, really).
  • When you are at starbucks or costa and the cretin behind the counter fills your take out cup to the very top so when you are walking back to work it pisses out everywhere and burns your hand.
  • Chuggers.
  • When someone uses my desk and leaves their plates and cups and shit all over it.
  • When someone in my family steals all of my fucking socks.
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Over the past 4 years, I have bought countless sets of socks. They've all fucking disappeared.
 
  • People who don't clean up after cooking/eating meals.
  • People who ask you for computer help without even trying to google the problem themselves.
  • Slow walkers in streets.
 
Slow walkers.

When someone onlines asks you to link them to everything you're talking about instead of looking it up or scrolling up to find the link.

WHEN SOMEONE OPENS THE DOOR TO YOUR ROOM AND LEAVES WITHOUT CLOSING IT.

I get really annoyed at how much less work my roommate has since he's working part time now and I'm still going to classes.
 
velociraptor said:
Over the past 4 years, I have bought countless sets of socks. They've all fucking disappeared.
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Oh man, don't get me started on the socks. I bought the most lurid pairs I could so I could easily identify them (and other people could to). Like 20 pairs of stripey patterned monstrosities that no one else could possibly want. But then my sister / parents started wearing them (my sister even wears random odd pairs) and now I have none and everyone denies it. Drives me insane.
 
Baraka in the White House said:
Ne-Yo's whiny-assed voice.
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Someone ain't living that champagne life.

Bellamin said:
Hearing someone use the word "moist." Nine times out of ten, it's used to describe something gross. The other time it's used to describe the texture of cake, which is stupid. Of course cake is moist, it's cake.
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My aunt baked a cake once. It crumbled like dirt when I went into it with my fork. Because she ran out of oil. It was not moist.

As for me, I start cursing at the radio everytime Trey Songz's "Dive In" starts up. The song ain't even that bad.
 
D-Pad said:
Someone ain't living that champagne life.



My aunt baked a cake once. It crumbled like dirt when I went into it with my fork. Because she ran out of oil. It was not moist.

As for me, I start cursing at the radio everytime Trey Songz's "Dive In" starts up. The song ain't even that bad.
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Yeah, Bellamin's a lucky man if he has never had shit cake. Shit cake makes me angry.
 
When someone asks me a subjective question and then immediately corrects me with what they believe is a better answer.

Oh and the radio for constantly playing Chris Brown's bullshit apologetic song and Adele's played out stuff from seemingly a year ago.
 
HiResDes said:
When someone asks me a subjective question and then immediately corrects me with what they believe is a better answer.

Oh and the radio for constantly playing Chris Brown's bullshit apologetic song and Adele's played out stuff from seemingly a year ago.
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There was a guy who did this in the TDKR thread for a long time. He could not fathom the possibility that someone liked (not objectively stated TDKR was worse, but "liked") the frist two movies more than the third.

I wouldn't say that pissed you off with no reason, though. That's a pretty good reason.
 
Vegans and gluten-free and lactose-free diets and calorie counters and fad diets and people who got offered a cookie or something and go 'OH, THAT'S SO MUCH, CAN I JUST HAVE HALF OF ONE?'

Fuck off. Eat. Fuck.
 
Incorrect usage of the word awesome. More precisely statements about things that do not incite 'awe' being labelled as such.
 
Here's one:

In class, when you're in a foreign language class, and there's another student in there who already speaks the language fluently. It's like, "why are you here??"

It doesn't affect me at all really but it's just one of those things that annoy me for no reason...
 
carfo said:
Here's one:

In class, when you're in a foreign language class, and there's another student in there who already speaks the language fluently. It's like, "why are you here??"

It doesn't affect me at all really but it's just one of those things that annoy me for no reason...
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Come on it's an easy A.
 
Pretty much everything while I'm driving, especially slow drivers, that shit can totally ruin my mood for the whole day, especially if they cut you off or get in front of you causing you to brake.

360 fans, I blame them for everything that's currently wrong with gaming.

The word "vehicle", especially when emphasis is put on the "h", makes me think of a red neck sheriff from middle of nowhere, Alabama saying it.
 
Overly critical people. Stopped wanting to hang out with some friends becuase of it, they just can't enjoy anything and just complain about everything.
 
GSG Flash said:
Pretty much everything while I'm driving, especially slow drivers, that shit can totally ruin my mood for the whole day, especially if they cut you off or get in front of you causing you to brake.

360 fans, I blame them for everything that's currently wrong with gaming.

The word "vehicle", especially when emphasis is put on the "h", makes me think of a red neck sheriff from middle of nowhere, Alabama saying it.
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You sound like a real Samir when it comes to driving.

BattleMonkey said:
Overly critical people. Stopped wanting to hang out with some friends becuase of it, they just can't enjoy anything and just complain about everything.
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Maybe they're depressed. I know that I can become quite irritable when I'm feeling shitty.
 
carfo said:
Here's one:

In class, when you're in a foreign language class, and there's another student in there who already speaks the language fluently. It's like, "why are you here??"

It doesn't affect me at all really but it's just one of those things that annoy me for no reason...
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Depends on the level of the class, really. Higher level language classes deal with interpretation/analysis of literature, just like an English class for English speakers.

I remember giving my Mexican girlfriend grief for taking SPanish classes in college until she showed me her classwork.
 
People who pierce their ears with those circle shit.

People who post how faded they are on Facebook.

People who wear Beats.

People who take an hour to text back.

People who look down at community colleges.

A lot of shit.
 
darthbob said:
You sound like a real Samir when it comes to driving.
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Don't even know what this means , but I totally understand that I need to stop getting annoyed so easily. I don't even have road rage, I can count the number of times I've honked the horn in my life on one hand, and pretty much never flip the bird, I just get annoyed when I feel like my time is being wasted.
 
Talking to adults who still haven't grown out of their teenage pseudo-intellectual phase and truly believe everything they have an opinion on is fact.

It's like having a conversation with a brick wall.
 
When waiting in line to pay for an item and the cashier says: "Can I help who's next?" This phrase makes my skin crawl every time.
 
Dizastah said:
  • People that sneeze really loud.
  • People that spit everywhere all the time.
  • People that don't wash their hands after using the restroom.
  • People that wear shorts and coats in the wintertime
  • Ugly people that think they are hot
  • Big breasts with tiny nonexistent nipples

Just to name a few
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This guys on the right track
 
Arjen said:
I....used to..date...a..girl. Who....texted like....this..al the time....
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My sister texts like this sometimes and it is infuriating.

  • Overly emotional people annoy the fuck out of me. I'm pretty sensitive myself but the, "No one cares about me! I'm a lost cause!" bullshit is too much for me.
  • Chris Brown. Fuck him.
 
A lot of these have reasons, but most of the posts in this thread do as well.

  • Will Ferrell
  • Big, disproportionate snapbacks
  • People Who Type Like This
  • People who disregard syntax/grammar entirely
  • Those skinny kids with giant sleeveless shirts that are way too open under their arms
  • Hashtags outside of Twitter
  • Memes in real life
  • People who say any of the following in real life: "lawl, you jelly?, why you no?, YOLO, epic (in particular context), etc."
  • People who put "ect."
  • Any form of hipster, honestly
  • Most dubstep
  • People who defend Apple with their lives and won't accept any other opinions/facts presented against them
  • Will Ferrell
  • Those quad-box photos of "nice guys" saying stupid shit.
  • Those quad-box photos of girls saying stupid shit.
  • Pictures of a guy and a girl being affection placed under a transparent dark layer placed under a layer of text saying something stupid.
  • Instagram
  • Tumblr
  • Any and all "vintage effects"
  • Grape flavoring
  • People who don't turn in their own lane
  • People who don't merge onto the freeway properly
  • People who say "I wanna lay die" as opposed to "lie down."
  • Irregardless
  • Preemptive rebuttals (such as "No offense, but [insult]."
  • Profile pictures of cars
  • Profile pictures of groups
  • Profile pictures of cats
  • Profile pictures of memes
  • Profile pictures of games
  • Facebook, really
  • People who misuse the word "troll."
  • Anyone under the age of 14.
  • And many many more.

I'm a very angry person.
 
Old retired people doing groceries when other people are done working. They get up at five in the morning but decide to go when i finished working a whole day and need to get something to eat.
 
Ryaaan14 said:
People that use bumper stickers.

People that use screen covers on their iPhones.

People that drive the speed limit or under.

People who use the default voicemail greeting.

People who check out in the express line and have close to the maximum amount of items.

People who say Dark Souls is the best game this gen.

People who walk slow.

People who ride their bicycles on the street.

People who still say "feed it pizza" on GAF.

Ugg boots.

People who use an excessive amount of coupons.
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You would really hate me.
 
Dizastah said:
  • People that sneeze really loud.
  • People that spit everywhere all the time.
  • People that don't wash their hands after using the restroom.
  • People that wear shorts and coats in the wintertime
  • Ugly people that think they are hot
  • Big breasts with tiny nonexistent nipples

Just to name a few
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I can't help it, when i sneeze it's just loud.

As for shorts/jackets, i get hot easy. If i wear pants, socks, heavy jacket and beanie i will get hot and sweat so i pretty much wear shorts year round, same with sandals. I even wear shorts/sandals when it's snowing.

COME AT ME BRO. I also spit all the time :-/
 
-When I buy a book for myself to better myself and my fiance looks and me and says "really?" like I shouldn't have purchased the book. (it was auto repair for dummies).

-Mean people

-Having no insurance.

-smr00 because he a spits too much.

-My daughter when she suddenly cries at 3:00 a.m.

-People that treat me like shit just because I look young. This one happens all the fucking time. Don't make me show you my birth certificate.
 
Here's a few peeves that get my blood boiling :

The vernacular and speech patterns/tone of the presenters on news magazine shows such as Extra and ET

People who do their restroom business and then head for the door without washing

Radio commercials

People who don't use their turn signal in the car

People who talk on the phone/text while driving

Slow people driving in the passing/left lane

Unskippable game tutorials or cut scenes (especially on a 2nd play through)

Rechargeable devices that can't be used while recharging
 
Crazyorloco said:
-When I buy a book for myself to better myself and my fiance looks and me and says "really?" like I shouldn't have purchased the book. (it was auto repair for dummies).

-Mean people

-Having no insurance.

-smr00 because he a spits too much.

-My daughter when she suddenly cries at 3:00 a.m.

-People that treat me like shit just because I look young. This one happens all the fucking time. Don't make me show you my birth certificate.
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I can't help it, my glands like to produce a lot of saliva.

My doctor tells me it's because of my terrible sinus problems :-/
 
smr00 said:
I can't help it, my glands like to produce a lot of saliva.

My doctor tells me it's because of my terrible sinus problems :-/
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Aww damn. You're forgiven. :-) See this is why we shouldn't get so pissed off at others. I have bad sinus problems too. I get bad headaches.
 
GungHo said:
Animal print underwear, however...
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