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[BlackOlivesMatter]

Just got back from the grocery store today. Got my usual Hillbilly bread, bananas, oranges, eggs, and stocked up on 21 cans of tuna total.

Some dude approached me as I was loading the tuna into my cart and awkwardly asked me if I owned a cat.

I do not own a cat

Are YOU a cat? You have to tell us if you are, it's the law.

 

[teezzy]

Are YOU a cat? You have to tell us if you are, it's the law.

Who are you - the feline police?!

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Who are you - the feline police?!

 

[Foamy]

Now I know where the tag came from.

 

[J-Roderton]

Just had one of those little packages of tuna for lunch. Lemon pepper. Damn right.

 

[bender]

Just got back from the grocery store today. Got my usual Hillbilly bread, bananas, oranges, eggs, and stocked up on 21 cans of tuna total.

Some dude approached me as I was loading the tuna into my cart and awkwardly asked me if I owned a cat.

I do not own a cat

No pussy confirmed.

 

[Lemonade by Beyonce]

My favorite too much tuna is the one where right before it cuts to the next skit, John Mulaney looks at the guest and says something like “Welcome to hell, you idiot.”

Goddamn that kills me every time.

 

[Thaedolus]

No pussy confirmed.

*I* was going to make the pussy joke dammit

 

[bender]

*I* was going to make the pussy joke dammit

 

[T8SC]

 

[Boss Mog]

OP is gonna die of mercury poisoning but it'll be marked as a Covid-19 death because it made him stock up.

 

[teezzy]

Tuna: Risks and how often to eat it

Canned tuna is frequently a major source of mercury in the diet. However, tuna also provides a wealth of nutritional content. How much tuna should you eat to be safe but gain maximum benefit? This article explains the amounts of tuna that can be eaten safely without fear of mercury poisoning.

www.medicalnewstoday.com

 

[J-Roderton]

Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.

 

[T8SC]

Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.

I'll have the tuna, no crust.

 

[ManofOne]

I want the green stuff ..........mmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Papa]

Just got back from the grocery store today. Got my usual Hillbilly bread, bananas, oranges, eggs, and stocked up on 21 cans of tuna total.

Some dude approached me as I was loading the tuna into my cart and awkwardly asked me if I owned a cat.

I do not own a cat

Did you respond “no, but I have a pussy”?

jk bro that’s some good eatin. Will have you nice and swole.

 

[Yoboman]

Tuna hack: Open two cans of tuna and divide the tuna up equally into an ice tray. Stick a toothpick into each one for easier handling later. Freeze overnight and serve cold in the morning. If you want some more flavor, consider heating up ketchup on a small plate for 20 seconds. This should be enough time for a thicker layer to form over the ketchup base for added texture as you poach into it with your tuna popsicles. If done right the ketchup will still be cool at its core to compliment your iced delicacy!

Reported to mods and police

 

[DESTROYA]

Just got back from the grocery store today. Got my usual Hillbilly bread, bananas, oranges, eggs, and stocked up on 21 cans of tuna total.

Some dude approached me as I was loading the tuna into my cart and awkwardly asked me if I owned a cat.

I do not own a cat

Should of meowed at the fucker.

 

[Yoboman]

Just got back from the grocery store today. Got my usual Hillbilly bread, bananas, oranges, eggs, and stocked up on 21 cans of tuna total.

Some dude approached me as I was loading the tuna into my cart and awkwardly asked me if I owned a cat.

I do not own a cat

I buy about that much

I make a tuna wrap every day. Low fat wraps, tuna with mayo, onion, low fat mozzarella and cheddar. Put some baby spinach and tomato in there and toast it

Fucking delicious

And my dog eats a lot of tuna too

 

[teezzy]

Yoboman

Yeah I told the guy, "Nah I've got a German Shepherd/Rottweiler mix at home. She doesnt take kindly to tuna
"

Which is true. Anything fish makes her barf and diarrhea. Learned that the hard way. Especially when my ex had her cats here.

Cool your dog loves it though. Mine still begs for it, hasn't learned her lesson allegedly,

 

[Yoboman]

Yoboman

Yeah I told the guy, "Nah I've got a German Shepherd/Rottweiler mix at home. She doesnt take kindly to tuna
"

Which is true. Anything fish makes her barf and diarrhea. Learned that the hard way. Especially when my ex had her cats here.

That sucks

One of my dogs is a very picky eater and the other just eats any shit he can get his hands on so he gets lots of tuna

Neither can stomach kibble though so its a pain in the ass