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Shrap

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Anyone else find it comical when chicks are flapping their butt around at 300bpm? I love blast beats but I don't want a girl matching that speed with their cheek flapping.

Keep it slow and rhythmic. Way sexier that way. Try matching the tempo of Sweet Cheeks by Black Sabbath instead of Bum Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.

Cheers for reading. (y)
 

Weilthain

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I don’t understand it. Our evil overlords are bloody good trolls for making it a thing I do know that.
 

JimiNutz

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Thread needs gifs and videos of what's acceptable twerking and what isn't.

At present I'm not sure that I support anything that minimises butt-cheek flapping.
 
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KingMoron

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Doesn't do anything for me, but then again I'm not into ratchet ass ghetto chicks.
 
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Madevil

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Anyone else find it comical when chicks are flapping their butt around at 300bpm? I love blast beats but I don't want a girl matching
Anyone else find it comical when chicks are flapping their butt around at 300bpm? I love blast beats but I don't want a girl matching that speed with their cheek flapping.

Keep it slow and rhythmic. Way sexier that way. Try matching the tempo of Sweet Cheeks by Black Sabbath instead of Bum Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.

Cheers for reading. (y)
Just here for the play on the Cannibal Corpse Classics! Fucking rad.
 

AmazingLook

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You ain’t watching the right stuff then. Some girls are way too violent and excessive with it and do look ridiculous. But the girls who twerk it just right and watching their ass jiggle - that shit is hot as fuck any day of the week
 

DESTROYA

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Factually incorrect. I present the evidence:

It’s a art form for sure when done right mesmerizing , but not all chicks can pull it off and look good doing it.
You need the right ass and right amount of shaking to do it right.
 
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brap

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Yeah, it's retarded and I love fat asses. Looks so fucking dumb.
 

Tesseract

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just depends how it's done

a full throttle all retard twerk show is pretty gnarly to watch

you gotta gyrate those hips and slow down the BPM
 
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haxan7

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OP was this thread just an excuse for you to share your song name puns
 

Breakage

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and dumb white bitches from the suburbs
Yeah, I would agree. It's a symptom of how the trashy aspects of black ghetto culture are increasingly praised in the Western world. In countries such as Britain, black cultures are elevated in ways that do not extend to other non-white cultures.
 
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bitbydeath

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Yeah, I would agree. It's a symptom of how the trashy aspects of black ghetto culture are increasingly praised in the Western world. In countries such as Britain, black cultures are elevated in ways that do not extend to other non-white cultures.
Nah, it’s just solo lap dances which has been around forever.
 

Scopa

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Anyone else find it comical when chicks are flapping their butt around at 300bpm? I love blast beats but I don't want a girl matching that speed with their cheek flapping.

Keep it slow and rhythmic. Way sexier that way. Try matching the tempo of Sweet Cheeks by Black Sabbath instead of Bum Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.

Cheers for reading. (y)
Agreed. Twerking is a Dumbfuck IQ Test. If you do it, you’re a dumbfuck.
 

nikolino840

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Nothing racist about that. It's popular among inner-city black women. You are unlikely see Indian or Vietnamese women degrading themselves in this way.
Is'nt southern american?
I'm pretty sure to have seen the "shaking butts" (not the twerking) in 80's 90's latinas girls (like in brazilian mardis gras or something similar with those strange outfits with thongs and hats full of feathers)

Maybe Is a traditional dance like bellydancing
 

Scopa

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Is'nt southern american?
I'm pretty sure to have seen the "shaking butts" (not the twerking) in 80's 90's latinas girls (like in brazilian mardis gras or something similar with those strange outfits with thongs and hats full of feathers)

Maybe Is a traditional dance like bellydancing
So, it’s cultural appropriation then?

Tsk tsk.