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[FrsDvl]

Why didn't you put a disc in it as soon as the spider went in. That's what I would've done. Then spin that disc and obliterate that spider.

 

[benny_a]

Thanks to the power of our brand-new multimedia entertainment system also known as Xbox One™, the spider is now connected to the world wide web.

 

[kamineko]

Is it cold where you live? Just let it spend the night in the cold

Set it outside, or in your car.

 

[Mr. Nice_Guy]

Good luck.

Should have stopped while I was ahead. Already in bed and now I'll be "feeling" things all night.

OP if you're concerned just open the case to see what's what. Wouldn't take but a few minutes.

 

[Hoho for breakfast]

Use compressed air maybe?

I think you're mistaken or lying though. Look closely at the drive with a flashlight. How could a spider crawl into it?

 

[fluffydelusions]

Someone shop the PC into an xbox

 

[Dawg]

Technically, that is still the least bad Spider Man related thing to enter an Xbox One disc drive.

 

[akira28]

do you want to kill it? plastic bag and rubbing alcohol. Do you want to fix it and forget it? open the xbox drawer, go for an hour drive, the spider will have done their business and moved on.

 

[icespide]

Why didn't you put a disc in it as soon as the spider went in. That's what I would've done. Then spin that disc and obliterate that spider.

ah I did eject the disc I had in there and then put it back in. wonder if that did the trick

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Get a yarn of ball

Spray raid onto the yarn

Tie that yarn with the cookie(Which should also be sprayed with Raid)

Stick one end of the yarn into your Xbox One

coax it with a cookie

 

[TheCochese]

Soon it will be fighting crime and avenging the death of Uncle Dreamcast.

 

[TheDarkKnight774]

Hmmm. There's an always online to the web joke in there

 

[icespide]

Use compressed air maybe?

I think you're mistaken or lying though. Look closely at the drive with a flashlight. How could a spider crawl into it?

it's a tiny spider though. maybe it crawled into the space between the drive and the case? dunno

 

[shadowkat]

Burn it.

 

[EGOMON]

Thanks to the power of our brand-new multimedia entertainment system also known as Xbox One™, the spider is now connected to the world wide web.

lmao good one

 

[Nuke Soda]

Get that shit out ASAP.

This happened to me one time (PS3) and I decided to pop that shit open weeks later to see where it went.

It made an egg-sac.....

Well, I'm having nightmares tonight.

 

[valkillmore]

Bloodborne going multi-plat

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

Xbox One really is a family console.

 

[MaximumSpider]

Welp. Not your Xbox anymore.

 

[Replicant]

Burn the bone. It's the only way to ensure your safety.

 

[BAW]

In a One, though ? Plently of space, and just enough heat to get comfortable. The spider's gonna like it here.

Microsoft's Quality Control clearly dropped the ball here.

 

[akira28]

Well, I'm having nightmares tonight.

could you imagine buying a wii U, finding an egg sac inside, full of dead spiders, one spider not quite dead, and to be bitten by it, with it being a venomous spider not local to your area?

I mean, is life not hard enough?

 

[Inumbris]

Buy something from its bake sale! Trust me, it'll come in handy later...

Now the question is: do we get a Donut, or some Cider?

 

[Sora_N]

Good luck.

good lord...

 

[televator]

You can try freezing it... Get one of those big zip lock bags, put the system in it and stick it in the freezer.

Might not come out, but between being frozen and suffocated, there's no way it'll live.

 

[DidntKnowJack]

The Xbox One has legs confirmed.

 

[DXLelouch153]

Bugs love electronics, nice and warm.

know what they dont love
dogs
get a dog OP and spider will be to afraid to enter your room
or keep your room cold 24/7 like me
i do both
also OP was the WiiU on the floor?
if so you were asking for it
elevate that shit

 

[Nameless]

Put a copy of Shadow of Mordor in and the spider will kill itself.

 

[icespide]

know what they dont love
dogs
get a dog OP and spider will be to afraid to enter your room
or keep your room cold 24/7 like me
i do both
also OP was the WiiU on the floor?
if so you were asking for it
elevate that shit

I have 2 dogs! my wii u is unplugged and in a closet. the Xbox one is elevated

 

[The Real Napsta]

I wouldn't want to live in a jet engine either.

Seriously ^

 

[Spizz]

Good luck.

Welp, so much for sleeping tonight.

 

[RoboPlato]

It's just a MS engineer sent to turn on the second GPU.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

get a scorpion

spray raid onto the scorpion and tie him with the yarn(also sprayed with raid)

unleash the scorpion end into your xbox, I'm pretty sure scorpion hates sub zero

your scorpion will hopefully kill the spider, if not the raid will get him

and then coax it with a cookie

 

[Parfait]

Good luck.

 

[Dennis]

Sony spider?

 

[Replicant]

Get that shit out ASAP.

This happened to me one time (PS3) and I decided to pop that shit open weeks later to see where it went.

It made an egg-sac.....

Welp. It's not like I'm planning to sleep or anything like that tonight.

 

[JigglesBunny]

This never used to happen when the original 360's would just torch the fucker with their poor ventilation.

 

[Hupsel]

Fuck spiders. Big or small. Fuck them all. Fuck their children. How come anyone like spiders? Ugh. And I have a friend that has a fucking pet tarantula!!!111313wfwwtgwrj

 

[NinjamicWZ]

Avatar quote

I wish he'd said xbone, though.

 

[inner-G]

Is Gamestop running any XBO trade-in deals?

 

[TheRealTalker]

Xbox?

More like "**** it is my Spider Box now!"

 

[DXLelouch153]

I have 2 dogs! my wii u is unplugged and in a closet. the Xbox one is elevated

bugs confirmed to be afraid of me then
do you leave your door open when your not in your room?

 

[Dawg]

rip

 

[Nuke Soda]

could you imagine buying a wii U, finding an egg sac inside, full of dead spiders, one spider not quite dead, and to be bitten by it, with it being a venomous spider not local to your area?

I mean, is life not hard enough?

Now that would be playing life on the Ninja Gaiden difficulty.

 

[Dennis]

It had no other choice, bro. It wanted to go in your ear but the earwigs had gotten there first.

 

[chadskin]

Sony spider?

The plot thickens.

 

[DXLelouch153]

get a scorpion

spray raid onto the scorpion and tie him with the yarn(also sprayed with raid)

unleash the scorpion end into your xbox, I'm pretty sure scorpion hates sub zero

your scorpion will hopefully kill the spider, if not the raid will get him

and then coax it with a cookie

this trap is getting more elaborate as time goes on

 

[icespide]

bugs confirmed to be afraid of me then
do you leave your door open when your not in your room?

uh it's the living room so there isn't s door?

 

[Wasp]

Man I hate spiders.

A few months ago I was in bed at about 1am using my laptop and a huge spider ran across the laptop whilst I was using it. I leapt out of bed, turned on the light and ripped off the duvet but couldn't find it afterwards.

So I had to go to sleep probably sharing my bed with a huge spider.