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[J-Tier]

That's absurd. Stick a bird in it to eat the spider.

 

[orochi91]

Well, I'm having nightmares tonight.

Welp. It's not like I'm planning to sleep or anything like that tonight.

This is what the spider in my PS3 kind of looked like:

Apparently these are False Black Widows, and I didn't know these were also here in Canada :/

 

[DXLelouch153]

uh it's the living room so there isn't s door?

and theres your problem OP
NEVER keep anything you own in the living room
no way to keep anything out

 

[Glorified G]

Get that shit out ASAP.

This happened to me one time (PS3) and I decided to pop that shit open weeks later to see where it went.

It made an egg-sac.....

This thread has just ruined my night.

P.S. Do NOT Google egg sac.

 

[Dennis]

That's absurd. Stick a bird in it to eat the spider.

Fat lot of good that will do.

 

[highrider]

Take it to a body shop and ask if they'll let you blow it out with compressed air. I take my consoles and do this every year or so for dust. Or anyone you may know that has access to a good industrial air compressor.

 

[icespide]

Fat lot that will do.

my god I regret creating this thread

 

[Fisty]

Immediately download Basement Crawl, play to completion. The spider, and everything within a six block radius, will be incinerated. Make sure you wear sunblock

 

[BoxManLocke]

Fat lot of good that will do.

I that a Bloodborne boss ?

 

[fluffydelusions]

 

[orochi91]

Fat lot of good that will do.

Lmao

I'm trying to imagine a Giant Orb Weaver somehow getting inside an XB1.

 

[Dennis]

Smoke that fucker out.

If that fails, it is time to RRoD and call for a replacement. Spiderbox One is Microsoft's problem now.

 

[Nuke Soda]

I am filled with regret coming to this thread.

 

[blame space]

you share that xbox

 

[Yagharek]

into the disc drive specifically. anyone ever have this happen before? should I expect millions of spider babies spewing out of my console?

Why would it want to live there?

 

[Labrynian Rebel]

Well the Xbox One was originally going to be connected to the web at all times... spider must not have gotten the memo about the Great Xbox 180

 

[Copper]

play some just cause 3 that should heat it up enough to kill it.

 

[EVA UNIT 01]

Spider just wants to game share.
His name is officially Chad btw.

 

[Godcannon]

 

[icespide]

so now my dumb worry is that because I don't play the Xbox as much as the PS4 that would make the situation worse. like I should play the Xbox more to coax the spider out with heat and noise?

 

[Ape]

Xbones make a perfect breeding ground for spiders.

 

[Iva Demilcol]

I shouldn't have read this thread...

 

[105.Will]

This is why I bought a ps4, EDF would easily solve this.

 

[Hubbl3]

Welp... I'm gonna be cracking all of my consoles open tomorrow to make sure they're not possessed.

 

[hlhbk]

I hate spiders. Why did I come in here?

 

[Majine]

Spiders enjoy dark and warm places, like a console that is played a lot.

Try luring it into a Wii U, it'll freeze to death.

 

[Minions]

Find a highpower wet/dry vac and have at it..... hopefully you suck him out.

A vacuum was/is the actual preferred method of "cleaning" a PS3 according to Sony.

 

[orochi91]

so now my dumb worry is that because I don't play the Xbox as much as the PS4 that would make the situation worse. like I should play the Xbox more to coax the spider out with heat and noise?

The opposite.

I'd put in the console in a very cold location and wait for the spider to either die or crawl out in desperation as it looks for someplace warmer.

The description you gave made it sound like a baby, so it won't last long in a cold environment.

 

[Anne]

so now my dumb worry is that because I don't play the Xbox as much as the PS4 that would make the situation worse. like I should play the Xbox more to coax the spider out with heat and noise?

Microsoft has really stepped up their marketing.

 

[ramoisdead]

so now my dumb worry is that because I don't play the Xbox as much as the PS4 that would make the situation worse. like I should play the Xbox more to coax the spider out with heat and noise?

This was Microsoft's plan all along when dealing with consumers with multiple consoles: plant spiders in every Xbone so ppl would play more due to fear.

 

[TheHolyTurnip]

my god I regret creating this thread

They just get bigger and bigger...

 

[benny_a]

Put Rise of the Tomb Raider in the disc drive and then put the console outside. That's where it's cold.

Also where do you live, just asking for a friend.

 

[Sch1sm]

Buy something from its bake sale! Trust me, it'll come in handy later...

I understood that reference.

---------

Maybe your XBONE will get a Spidey skin, OP.

 

[icespide]

Put Rise of the Tomb Raider in the disc drive and then put the console outside. That's where it's cold.

Also where do you live, just asking for a friend.

the SF Bay Area

 

[JigglesBunny]

That poor spider is getting upscaled to 1080p.

He's going to come out looking all jagged edged.

 

[Majine]

Put Rise of the Tomb Raider in the disc drive and then put the console outside. That's where it's cold.

Also where do you live, just asking for a friend.

eBay a few days later: "Xbox One with Tomb Raider and Spider for sale"

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

congrats op, you are a father now

 

[blast processed]

Maybe he's going back to his nest?

 

[Fachasaurus]

Why did I open this thread... :x

Can. Never. Sleep. Again. Ever.

 

[nillah]

 

[mattm025]

Put the Xbox in a freezer for a day. That'll kill whatever's in there.

 

[Three]

The opposite.

I'd put in the console in a very cold location and wait for the spider to either die or crawl out in desperation as it looks for someplace warmer.

The description you gave made it sound like a baby, so it won't last long in a cold environment.

His/her username is icespide. Icespide!

 

[Bluekaveli]

That's not your gaming system anymore op

 

[orochi91]

They just get bigger and bigger...

The saving grace of this pic is that Goliath Birdeater Tarantulas are pretty chill.

You'd have to do a fair bit to piss it off enough to attack you.

His/her username is icespide. Icespide!

Lol, I just noticed :3

 

[Akibared]

Good luck.

Jesus Christ!

 

[Shizuka]

Pray for Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon to be on the next backwards compatibility batch:

 

[MillionStabs]

Try shooting compressed air into the disc drive. It won't damage the 'Bone and it may kill the spider by blowing it all over the place.

 

[chefboy]

Fuck spiders. Big or small. Fuck them all. Fuck their children. How come anyone like spiders? Ugh. And I have a friend that has a fucking pet tarantula!!!111313wfwwtgwrj

For your Education:https://www.reddit.com/r/spiderbro/. I find spiders fascinating. They are about as alien as a creature on this planet can get. I find peoples reaction to them just as interesting.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

Yell "Get Out", it will probably turn off someone else's Xbox though.

 

[DJSebolski]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

How long have you been saving that one to use ?

This is your only option

LMAO!!!