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[cormack12]

 

[German Hops]

I recently found a job as a night security officer at a hospital. Sometimes I will switch peoples desks for fun. I take everything off one desk and put it on another, and vice versa. I even switch the drawers and computers around. I leave everything exactly as I found it on the desktops, so they look the same, but they're in a different area in the room. When I imagine the utter confusion this creates in the morning, I giggle madly to myself. I sometimes get suspicious looks from my victims, and it's sometimes hard not to start laughing.

 

[RJMacready73]

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Wait…youre back to work? Congrats!

Though a night shift isnt full of the freshest lunches. Hows the fridge looking round 1am?

 

[German Hops]

Hows the fridge looking round 1am?

Sparse.

They clean out everything about an hour before I report to duty.

 

[BlackTron]

I recently found a job as a night security officer at a hospital. Sometimes I will switch peoples desks for fun. I take everything off one desk and put it on another, and vice versa. I even switch the drawers and computers around. I leave everything exactly as I found it on the desktops, so they look the same, but they're in a different area in the room. When I imagine the utter confusion this creates in the morning, I giggle madly to myself. I sometimes get suspicious looks from my victims, and it's sometimes hard not to start laughing.

Could have left some room for gullible people to believe you by not talking about moving computers around lol

 

[Days like these...]

I recently found a job as a night security officer at a hospital. Sometimes I will switch peoples desks for fun. I take everything off one desk and put it on another, and vice versa. I even switch the drawers and computers around. I leave everything exactly as I found it on the desktops, so they look the same, but they're in a different area in the room. When I imagine the utter confusion this creates in the morning, I giggle madly to myself. I sometimes get suspicious looks from my victims, and it's sometimes hard not to start laughing.

In what on the spectrum lunch stealing ear cheese reality does Prank = habit?

 

[cash_longfellow]

Pretty sure that’s OCD and not a “habit”

 

[German Hops]

In what on the spectrum lunch stealing ear cheese reality does Prank = habit?

I turned tragedy into triumph.
F*ck with me.

No Diddy, though.

 

[BennyBlanco]

Posting on ancient forums instead of social media

 

[ChazAshley]

Whenever I open up a bottle of soda, I "blow out" the existing gas inside so I don't end up "drinking" it and filling up my stomach with said gas.

My wife calls me out on it all the time. Don't know where I picked it up.

 

[wondermega]

Whenever I open up a bottle of soda, I "blow out" the existing gas inside so I don't end up "drinking" it and filling up my stomach with said gas.

My wife calls me out on it all the time. Don't know where I picked it up.

Greeeeeeaaaaat. Now we are all going to start doing this. Thanks a LOT.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Toast crumbs!

If I am putting butter on my toast before transferring the knife back to the butter, I have to wipe all the toast crumbs off the knife onto some kitchen paper.

It also infuriates me if someone has had jam on toast and they have used the butter coated knife and placed it straight into the jar of jam creating a buttery mess.

 

[GymWolf]

During an assault i never tell the archers to hold.

 

[22:22:22]

Toast crumbs!

If I am putting butter on my toast before transferring the knife back to the butter, I have to wipe all the toast crumbs off the knife onto some kitchen paper.

It also infuriates me if someone has had jam on toast and they have used the butter coated knife and placed it straight into the jar of jam creating a buttery mess.

I just lick the knife. ymmv

During an assault i never tell the archers to hold.

That made me lol irl.

 

[Days like these...]

Infuriate you say?

Toast crumbs!

If I am putting butter on my toast before transferring the knife back to the butter, I have to wipe all the toast crumbs off the knife onto some kitchen paper.

It also infuriates me if someone has had jam on toast and they have used the butter coated knife and placed it straight into the jar of jam creating a buttery mess.

 

[AJUMP23]

I play video games, and complain about it on the internet.

 

[22:22:22]

I need to have water on hand at any time.

I have a huge amount of difficulty trying new media; movies, series, music

I count out loud when hanging up laundry and folding them, or do the dishes (cleaning and putting them where they belong after).

Numbers like volume has to be even.

Having my blanket between my legs while sleeping.

Very hot coffee and ice cold water in the morning.

Prefer commando.

The need to have something over my head when sleeping.

Talking out loud to myself in public

Cursing, screaming or singing something random when I remember something cringe (happens a lot)

Basically

 

[Dr. Suchong]

Toast crumbs!

If I am putting butter on my toast before transferring the knife back to the butter, I have to wipe all the toast crumbs off the knife onto some kitchen paper.

It also infuriates me if someone has had jam on toast and they have used the butter coated knife and placed it straight into the jar of jam creating a buttery mess.

The true scourge of our times.

 

[Billbofet]

I have a set of speakers in my bar area/listening room that I knock on twice every time I walk by them.
Which is odd as I don't have any other compulsive behavior like that.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I take my plates to the kitchen one by one. Not all at once.

 

[cormack12]

I eat cheese off the block

I love a good bite of the toenails

I like to hollow out a baguette and pour ramen noodles inside and have a sloppy noodle filled bread treat infrequently

I like to see how far I can dangle a turd before sucking it back into my ass

 

[haxan7]

I eat cheese off the block

I love a good bite of the toenails

I like to hollow out a baguette and pour ramen noodles inside and have a sloppy noodle filled bread treat infrequently

I like to see how far I can dangle a turd before sucking it back into my ass

 

[John Marston]

Though a night shift isnt full of the freshest lunches. Hows the fridge looking round 1am?

Sparse.

They clean out everything about an hour before I report to duty.

"For the Night is Dark and full of Lunches".

 

[INC]

My weirdest habit is liking someone, until I spot something out of place on them, this can be a single hair randomly in their face or something, then I hyper focus on it and it gives my the ick, keeping me at a constant distance, physically and emotionally, therefore keeping me in limbo, of ever being happy with some one

 

[Trilobit]

When closing my eyes and going to sleep I imagine myself in a snow storm and I have to seek shelter in a cabin. Or like there's a zombie out break so I have to seek shelter in a cabin. Makes me calm.

I recently found a job as a night security officer at a hospital. Sometimes I will switch peoples desks for fun. I take everything off one desk and put it on another, and vice versa. I even switch the drawers and computers around. I leave everything exactly as I found it on the desktops, so they look the same, but they're in a different area in the room. When I imagine the utter confusion this creates in the morning, I giggle madly to myself. I sometimes get suspicious looks from my victims, and it's sometimes hard not to start laughing.

Is it cozy to just walk around at night and make sure everything is good? Or relax by the monitors whilst you take sips of freshly brewed coffee? Spare no details! I wish there was a fictional show where you follow cops or detectives solving cases only at night time. It could be called The Night Shifters, or maybe Caffeine Cops.

 

[Krappadizzle]

I have imaginary fights in my head with friends/family/coworkers while I workout every morning. Playing out every plausible scenario that pops into my head.

"Fuck you Bill, that is not how radio waves propagate."

 

[hybrid_birth]

I sleep with my feet under the covers every time.

If my feet are outside the covers. I have this fear that something is going to grab them. So I can't sleep unless they are covered.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Sometimes when I am doing a huge number 2 I am vocal like Randy from the South Park Randy takes a shit episode and mimmick it.

 

[TastyPastry]

i'm always imagining sonic running outside the car window when i'm not the one driving

 

[The Stig]

I eat cheese off the block

I love a good bite of the toenails

I like to hollow out a baguette and pour ramen noodles inside and have a sloppy noodle filled bread treat infrequently

I like to see how far I can dangle a turd before sucking it back into my ass

Me reading this post:

 

[Trunx81]

I watch movies about gladiators.

 

[Fbh]

Apparently, from what people have told me... the fact I usually sleep with socks on.

IDK man, I live in a place where it's cold 80% of the year, I like keeping my feet warm, sue me.

 

[TheGreatMusashi]

If I’m in a bad mood, I drive in other drivers blind spots, then honk at them when they try to get over like they’re cutting me off. I then extend the middle finger and laugh at them while they watch me accelerate to where they’re in my blind spot, before I aggressively get into their lane and cut them off. This is especially satisfying if they’re elderly.

 

[CGNoire]

I need to have water on hand at any time.

This so much.

When closing my eyes and going to sleep I imagine myself in a snow storm and I have to seek shelter in a cabin. Or like there's a zombie out break so I have to seek shelter in a cabin. Makes me calm.

I do the same thing except i imagine Im at work. Nothing more intoxicating than passing out at work.

 

[CGNoire]

I love to Soak my Feet in Water before getting into Bed. I then keep them stuck out from the bottom of the covers so they can air dry. Feels so very coooool.

 

[Diddy X]

I write/read and research videogames way more time than I play them.

 

[NeverYouMind]

I browse discounted sales items weekly only to find out I already have what I want.

I write/read and research videogames way more time than I play them.

So you watch 30 hour lore videos instead of playing?

 

[What A Shame...]

I eat spaghetti with a fork and spoon.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Very hot coffee and ice cold water in the morning.

Sometimes when I am doing a huge number 2 I am vocal like Randy from the South Park Randy takes a shit episode and mimmick it.

These two sound like cause and effect.


I talk to myself. A lot. And not always just in my head. I guess I've been so influenced by adults telling me what to do and how to do it as a child, I need to have a voice telling me what to do and how to do it most of the times.

I act like a comic book / manga character in many interactions. Exaggerated expressions, quirky poses, all of that. I'm often putting on a show. I almost never get to Ace Ventura levels, but I've gone there with people I am very confident with.

if I touch one side of my body, especially my face or ears, I feel the urge to touch the other side symmetrically. Especially if it's cold, like my ears or the tip of my nose.

 

[bati]

I poop naked.

 

[German Hops]

I poop naked.

I never knew that this was not normal until I mentioned it to one of my friends.
But yes, naked shitting is glorious, especially outdoors.

 

[LostDonkey]

I cut myself off from people for months at a time then just act like nothing happened.

 

[22:22:22]

These two sound like cause and effect.

It's more the contrast I like.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

I poop naked.

But do you wipe standing or sitting afterwards?

 

[bati]

But do you wipe standing or sitting afterwards?

Standing, I'm not a heathen.

edit: And I wipe front to back

TP is in this position:

 

[German Hops]

I cut myself off from people for months at a time then just act like nothing happened.

oh my God.

 

[haxan7]

Standing, I'm not a heathen.

edit: And I wipe front to back

TP is in this position:

that looks like sand paper, I hope your anus is ok

 

[22:22:22]

I talk to myself. A lot. And not always just in my head. I guess I've been so influenced by adults telling me what to do and how to do it as a child, I need to have a voice telling me what to do and how to do it most of the times.

Although my reasons are because I've been a hermit for to long.

Passed the threshold as it where lol.

 

[22:22:22]

When I recieve a package, shoes, LP's, clothes etc It takes me days to actually open them. It's like I somehow take pleasure in postponing the unpacking process.