My real name is Dan. When I was little a friend's dad always called me Dan Druff. When I first went online in the mid 1990s and started registering at BBSs and message boards I needed a handle so I used variants of Dan Druff. About a year before Star Wars Ep I released, the first photos from the set leaked, and I saw the first picture of a young Obi-Wan. For a while I changed to Obi-Druff. Then the first photo of Darth Maul got out, and it was love at first sight. I started using Druff Maul. When I registered at GAF I had to make it Druffmaul. Something happened to that account, something stupid and draconian, so I became Muffdraul and nobody was ever the wiser. Until I posted in a "What does your handle mean?" thread, like this. This is probably like the 10th time I've told this story, which is stupendously fascinating to literally everyone who reads it.