Dusk Soldier
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Actually, that would be pretty funny.
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What is a joke you've heard a million times, but never understood why it's funny?
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Actually, that would be pretty funny.
phillipgessert
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The joke is the sign. No idea why anyone would present Wayne's line as though that's the joke of that scene. The line is just his reaction to the sign.
FriedConsole
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Deez Nuts jokes are ones I don't get as being funny.
CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls
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HA! GOT EEM!
I see, but a fat person taking all the space in a house plus some more would essentially destroy the house thus taking it out of the equation completely. And therefore the fat person would no longer be sitting around a house because they have disintegrated it with their corpulence.
So it's my fault for not getting it. I can accept that.
I get that. I just don't think it's funny
ReturnOfTheRAT
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Per Giantbomb, the joke works if you saw it theatrically. The home video versions don't have rights to Stairway to Heaven so if you watch it that way, it makes no sense.
For example:
Person A: Something about Avengers
Person B: Avenger? I barely even know her!
The joke lies in the Avenger sounding like
Avenge Her.
So Person B doesn't want to Avenge Her because he barely even knows her.
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Why does the passenger look out the window of the plane?
To see over the wing.
backflip10019
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Yeah, I've always seen that problem with the joke, too. It's not great.
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Killer Queen
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They're gaf memes. The last of us joke came from a thread backfire where OP tried to play it off like that was said in the game then switched his story to mean "no this is a thread where we put the titles of games into dialogue" or something like that.
Stop ruining fat jokes.
backflip10019
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The problem with most of the jokes that you guys don't get why they're funny is that they aren't funny... at least by today's standards.
Most of them are well worn jokes from decades ago, when humor wasn't scrutinized as it is today.
Most of them are well worn jokes from decades ago, when humor wasn't scrutinized as it is today.
captainpat
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Somebody please explain this joke to me. Heard it forever and I have no idea what they mean.
Glass Shark
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Neither one of them wants to wake up and deal with an annoying kid, so they're jokingly trying to pass off responsibility to the other parent.
Pinko Marx
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Why don't you get deez nuts in yo mouth!
Right.
My wife and I constantly do this. One kid is "mine" when he's in trouble and so on.
Mufasa is a lazy fuck and doesn't want to wake up early to take care of his kid.
Speaking of Wayne's World, I didn't get the "he blows goats" joke until I was older. It's mainly because of childhood innocence, but I probably watched it a few times after puberty and still didn't catch it.
Speaking of Led Zeppelin, there's a joke in the Simpson's where the oldies radio station says "we play from ABBA to Zeppelin! .... comma, Led". I didn't get that for a while too.
And to address the OP, Wayne and Garth don't talk like valley girls. They talk like headbangers... which is what they're supposed to be.
Speaking of Led Zeppelin, there's a joke in the Simpson's where the oldies radio station says "we play from ABBA to Zeppelin! .... comma, Led". I didn't get that for a while too.
And to address the OP, Wayne and Garth don't talk like valley girls. They talk like headbangers... which is what they're supposed to be.
GovtPlates
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'Lisa needs braces, Dental plan' wasn't funny to me and I've always been perplexed as to why that joke and Last Exit to Springfield are seen as the golden child of The Simpsons
Not me just getting the real meaning of this joke...
evilromero
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LOL. Jesus fuck me sideways. I always thought it was one of those "it's obvious and not funny, so it's funny" kind of deadpan jokes. Like, way ahead of its time kind of thing.
Why did I never consider the other side? I literally laughed out loud.
What happened to Windows 9?
because 7 ate 9, they had to go with 10
Considering how much better 7 was to some, it really did.
Orbis Tabula
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The chicken crossing the road joke is so misunderstood. In my mind, it is the classic joke. It's the joke that exemplifies what jokes are. It's not an "anti-joke." The other side isn't heaven. It's just a simple joke. I think people only look so much into it because it's been around for so long.
At it's core, a joke is just something surprising. All jokes have surprise in them. Even "anti-jokes" are really just jokes in which the surprise answer is that you've subverted the expectation of a cliche joke. In this case, the answer is surprising. It's surprising because, while it's technically right, but doesn't give you any new information. The chicken obviously crossed the road to get to the other side. Why else would you cross a road? But you still don't really know why. That's the joke. The joke has just become harder to see as a joke over time, because as you get familiar with a joke, it stops being surprising, then stops being funny. Then people have to make up new reasons as to why it's funny, because the obvious answer can't be right, because jokes don't work when they're obvious. But there are other jokes like the chicken joke, that work exactly the same, but are less cliche, so they've been picked apart less. Here's one of my favorite jokes, that follows the exact same structure as the chicken-road joke.
Q: Did you ever notice that when birds are flying in a V-formation, that one leg of the V is longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
At it's core, a joke is just something surprising. All jokes have surprise in them. Even "anti-jokes" are really just jokes in which the surprise answer is that you've subverted the expectation of a cliche joke. In this case, the answer is surprising. It's surprising because, while it's technically right, but doesn't give you any new information. The chicken obviously crossed the road to get to the other side. Why else would you cross a road? But you still don't really know why. That's the joke. The joke has just become harder to see as a joke over time, because as you get familiar with a joke, it stops being surprising, then stops being funny. Then people have to make up new reasons as to why it's funny, because the obvious answer can't be right, because jokes don't work when they're obvious. But there are other jokes like the chicken joke, that work exactly the same, but are less cliche, so they've been picked apart less. Here's one of my favorite jokes, that follows the exact same structure as the chicken-road joke.
Q: Did you ever notice that when birds are flying in a V-formation, that one leg of the V is longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
A: Well, there are more birds on that side.
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deltatheta
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I always picture the person being so obese that they're sitting on top of the house like a chair, with their folds of lard draping the sides.
evilromero
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That's how I always took the chicken joke but this new revelation is blowing my mind.
UncleSporky
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I don't understand why this is so funny.
For context, it's from Fast & Furious 6. Other guy says "you'd better hide the baby oil," and then the Rock improvised this line, and the actors' reactions to it are genuine (dude spits his drink).
But I don't get why it's so funny. Yeah, he's got a big forehead, I guess? So what? Is the Rock going to hit him in the forehead or something?
For context, it's from Fast & Furious 6. Other guy says "you'd better hide the baby oil," and then the Rock improvised this line, and the actors' reactions to it are genuine (dude spits his drink).
But I don't get why it's so funny. Yeah, he's got a big forehead, I guess? So what? Is the Rock going to hit him in the forehead or something?
Joe Shlabotnik
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That's not the real meaning of the chicken joke guys
Mr. Smiley
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Taco_Human
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CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls
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I don't understand why this is so funny.
For context, it's from Fast & Furious 6. Other guy says "you'd better hide the baby oil," and then the Rock improvised this line, and the actors' reactions to it are genuine (dude spits his drink).
But I don't get why it's so funny. Yeah, he's got a big forehead, I guess? So what? Is the Rock going to hit him in the forehead or something?
It's just a silly retort that a screenwriter would never be able to think up. Also, Ludacris's genuine reaction makes it funnier. Scene in question:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlYCSz23G1M
phillipgessert
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I don't understand why this is so funny.
For context, it's from Fast & Furious 6. Other guy says "you'd better hide the baby oil," and then the Rock improvised this line, and the actors' reactions to it are genuine (dude spits his drink).
But I don't get why it's so funny. Yeah, he's got a big forehead, I guess? So what? Is the Rock going to hit him in the forehead or something?
Haven't seen this movie, but to be honest this sounds like less of a joke than a typical Rock-style putdown from a promo or something. People laugh at those too but they aren't really jokes (nothing to 'get').
It's from using "take my X" as an example for a joke setup.
Something like: I can't stand people who wear gym clothes without going to the gym. Take my wife, she wears yoga pants to watch TV.
Crappy joke, but that is the kind of setup.
"Take my wife, please" is saying I don't like my wife and want her gone.
He begins the sentence as if he is going to say something like "Take my wife for example: etc. etc." but he surprises you by saying "Take my wife - please!" because he doesn't want her.
Edit: beaten!
The person telling the joke doesn't like their wife.
Veritigo_X
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I'm not at all familiar with the joke or the setup, but I'm going to take a guess that it's playing on the fact that wives can become unbearable after many years of marriage so the comedian is begging someone to take her off his hands.
Edit: So beaten.
Orbis Tabula
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Sometimes, when people want you to consider something, they say "Take ____..." as in "For example, take Democrats. They do blah blah blah..." So the joke starts up like he's going to tell a story about his wife as an example of some behavior. "Take my wife..." then, it suddenly changes when he says "please!" That new information makes you reconsider the beginning of the sentence and you realize he wasn't about to tell a story about his wife. He wants someone to take her away from him. It's what's known as a paraprosdokian.
deltatheta
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In linguistics this is called a "garden path sentence". It's a sentence that leads you to expect one meaning until you hear the final words which change the meaning entirely.
They're a lot like "that's what she said!" jokes. The idea is somebody says something innocuous (like "I've made a huge mistake" or "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear" or whatever), and everyone knows what is meant in the context it was said, and then somebody replies "But I hardly know 'er!" and it requires you to re-evaluate what was just said in a new context. It's funny because of the surprise (plus the sexual innuendo, which always helps).
Same deal as the "Two men walk into a bar. The third ducked." You start of thinking we're talking about a drinking establishment, but now it's become about a pole.
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says to the other "You drive, I'll man the guns."
Establish expectation, then subvert that expectation in a surprising but still sensible way. Comedy.
Rudimental
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I always understood it as: she sits outside and her fat envelops the house.
This is one that I never got until I read up on escape velocities after playing High Frontier. I just thought, "Oh, big science numbers are funny!"
That escape velocity means that your mother is so fat that she exerts more of a gravitational pull than a black hole.
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