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What is a joke you've heard a million times, but never understood why it's funny?
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The person in question is so large that a house is but a mere butt plug. The house survives. You are allowed to laugh now.
it's a joke about how long it takes Homer to put two and two together
SkullHydra
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I never thought that Last Exit to Springfield was seen as the series' best episode. I always thought that honor went to the Monorail episode (Which has almost the exact same bit, honestly).
As for the "Lisa needs braces, Dental plan," Homer's making the connection between Marge saying that Lisa needs braces, and Lenny wanting to get rid of their Union's dental plan as part of a deal to get free beer (Meaning that Homer would have to pay an exorbitant sum to get Lisa those braces).
The first time it happens, the joke is that it's taking Homer awhile to make the connection. Whereas a smarter person would've realized that no dental plan would mean putting his family in debt or endangering his daughter's health in a couple of seconds, it takes Homer a good minute to correlate the two statements, and his co-workers mess with him in the meantime (Implying that more time is passing than shown). The second time, he's experiencing anxiety over choosing between his co-worker's happiness or his daughter's health. Both times, there's an overarching punchline that the phrase "Lisa needs braces, Dental plan" is going on for an uncomfortably long amount of time. The humor comes from how those lines are repeated for far longer than expected by the viewer.
John Kowalski
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Guys you can stop quoting me now.
now?
CarpeDeezNutz
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What about now?
Dynamite Shikoku
Congratulations, you really deserve it!
The other side does not mean heaven, people. That is stupid.
ZeroMaverick
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Basically that and that Gob is an idiot. Will Arnett's delivery is kind of what makes it.
There is also some line in the movie about how Mufasa's kingdom is everything the light touches (I think it's in a scene where he tells Simba what he'll rule when he becomes king) so there is also the literal interpretation of Mufasa saying Simba is not his responsibility before sunrise.
Why did the chicken climb the stairway?
To take my wife's dental plan!
Jo Shishido's Cheeks
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The 'Cows' scene from Father Ted
Often referenced and I've heard people repeatedly say it's one of their funniest moments of the show if not all shows... but I don't think I get it, or at least don't get why others find it so funny.
Often referenced and I've heard people repeatedly say it's one of their funniest moments of the show if not all shows... but I don't think I get it, or at least don't get why others find it so funny.
Mufasa doesn't want to get up. So he declares Simba is her son and hers alone before sunrise.
Only got this when I saw it as an adult years after seeing it hundreds of times as a kid
It's because he's such an idiot that he doesn't understand how perspective works. Thank you for linking that clip, I haven't seen it in ages and needed a laugh haha.
IT DOESN'T MATTER if you think it's funny or not!I don't understand why this is so funny.
For context, it's from Fast & Furious 6. Other guy says "you'd better hide the baby oil," and then the Rock improvised this line, and the actors' reactions to it are genuine (dude spits his drink).
But I don't get why it's so funny. Yeah, he's got a big forehead, I guess? So what? Is the Rock going to hit him in the forehead or something?
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? wiki page
My problem is if a chicken is crossing a road to get to the other side, it must be aware that it is crossing something. It makes more sense that a chicken crosses a road merely because the road lies along the path of it's destination.
My problem is if a chicken is crossing a road to get to the other side, it must be aware that it is crossing something. It makes more sense that a chicken crosses a road merely because the road lies along the path of it's destination.
It's pretty hilarious how us productive citizens make pennies compared to him. That's some highbrow meta situational irony. Truly the finest comedic form.
Supervlieg
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This is like cloudbush. Mind blown.
John Kowalski
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Genuinely one of the most hilarious things i've ever seen.
It's just a gag about how simple Dougal is.
CarpeDeezNutz
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Oh man that one got me and I have never seen the show hahaha.
Dude doesn't understand the dif between cows off in the distance and the cows right there. He's comparing by size if I get the gag right.
deltatheta
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Yeah, I think it's all down to the delivery that makes that joke funny.
Often, in movies, a guy will approach a group of people just in time to hear one guy deliver the punchline "that's not X, that's my wife". Then everyone erupts into laughter. Is there an actual that's not my wife joke, or is the entire joke just his wife being so butt-ugly that she could easily be mistaken for something huge, or disgusting, like a bear or a garbage monster?
notworksafe
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Stairway was edited out in later releases cause the license for the song was too expensive.
Back to the "No Stairway" sign, and a bit further into detail.
Wayne's World takes place in Aurora, Illinois, but in reality, it's inspired by Scarborough, Ontario. A suburb of Toronto where Mike Myers grew up. A lot of the movie was inspired by the city.
Here's Mike Myers as "Wayne" on Canadian TV, before SNL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqyPqmy4IAE
Anyways, in Downtown Toronto, there's a famed music store called Steve's Music Store which actually had a "No Stairway To Heaven" sign.
So ya, the song was overplayed and annoying to music store employees everywhere, but that store was so sick of it that they went so far as to print a sign. That's where the joke came from.
(As someone else said, the best analog for today would be "No Wonderwall".)
Jo Shishido's Cheeks
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Haha see I get that! Honestly... *shiftyeyes* but like other jokes in the thread I just thought there was more to it, something underlying, which is what people found so funny because the surface joke is just so deceptively simple.
I hear this a lot!
Father Ted is my favourite comedy and if it ever comes up with people I meet they always mention this scene.
Makes me a little sad that it doesn't resonate with me as deeply.
Original goes like this:
Joe: "Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"
Bob:"That was no lady, that was my wife"
The joke comes from Bob meaning that it was not a random person, but it sounds like he's saying his wife isn't a lady.
No, that's exactly what Bob is saying, in the sense of a "lady" being well-mannered.
It's called a double entendre.
So, it's has an intentional double meaning. "That was no random woman" and "my wife isn't well-mannered".
Perspicacity
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The wife is a slut
falconxcrunner09
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Dude...literally blew my mind. My whole life is a lie
Woody Invincible
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And the penguin says, "He's not an eggplant, he's retarded!"
"Take my wife... please."
It usually comes after a premise. That's what makes it work. "Take my wife..." (with a pause) can be interpreted as "Consider, for example, my wife..."
But then it gets derailed by the "...please", implying his wife is unpleasant and he wants you to take her away.
So, for the full context, you'd have a joke like this:
"Some people are shopaholics. Take my wife... please."
... Wait, why are people thinking that this is the punchline? It's an anti-joke. The set-up is that you expect the answer to be a pun, or something clever. The punchline is that the answer is straightforward, yet explains nothing. You could gather that the chicken wanted to get to the other side simply by the fact that it wanted to cross the road. The punchline answers the set-up's question while still leaving the bigger question of "what's on the other side that the chicken wanted" hanging.
Now I'm confused why people think the joke is about the chicken getting run over and going to Heaven.
SatelliteOfLove
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Switch Back 9
a lot of my threads involve me fucking up somehow. Perhaps I'm a moron?
No, that's not the joke. The joke is funny because of its obvious and deadpan answer. It's not about heaven.
Exactly.
Switch Back 9
a lot of my threads involve me fucking up somehow. Perhaps I'm a moron?
I just watched that clip and I'm dying here. It helps if you've watched the show and realize Dougal is a real dumb dumb.
uncelestial
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No, that's not the joke. It's the most famous example of an "anti-joke," where instead of a punchline you get a rational explanation. Another example:
Edit: Whoops, I'm late. Oh well, enjoy the Louis CK.
uncelestial
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It basically just means "what you just said could be construed as sexual innuendo, specifically, innuendo that a woman would say while in a sexual situation."
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