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[twobear]

It's because like a really low level stupid process of your brain tells you that they are. I don't find boobies in the least bit fascinating.

 

[WAR recon zero]

I have seen hetero ladies and homosexual men
Attracted to breasts

Its great

 

[twobear]

I have seen hetero ladies and homosexual men
Attracted to breasts

Its great

This heteronormative nonsense though.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

 

[Tenck]

Why not both?

LIKE ME

Ha!

Makes two things we agree on now :]

 

[EvilKatarn]

It's because like a really low level stupid process of your brain tells you that they are. I don't find boobies in the least bit fascinating.

Wow look at this badass.

 

[alterno69]

I have no idea but my fascination with that part of the female body has no limit, i mean fuck me i can't think of a single thing in the world i like more than a nice set of titties. I can't look at mu wifes boobs and NOT want to have sex with her, i can't resist the power of "las chichis"

 

[Tenck]

Wow look at this badass.

He has evolved beyond our reach. We're morons compared to him.

 

[DJ_Lae]

I can't adequately qualify it - it's a combination of the shape, the nipple, the movement, the feel. Squeezing them together, suckling them, watching them bounce, seeing gravity flatten them out while the woman's on her back, the jostle during sex.

And how they hang when she's bent forward, and the way nice cleavage just begs you to dive in face-first and motorboat the shit out of them.

They're just awesome. God I love tits.

 

[twobear]

He has evolved beyond our reach. We're morons compared to him.

Not at all, it's a similar low-level stupid subroutine that makes me love butts and abs and stuff.

 

[sikkinixx]

oooooooooo CAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAAADDDDAAAAA!

Bloody east coasters making us all look bad.

 

[UFRA]

It's because like a really low level stupid process of your brain tells you that they are. I don't find boobies in the least bit fascinating.

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[captainnapalm]

It's not something I want to objectify and analyze. I'm happy just enjoying them.

 

[Solo]

I can't adequately qualify it - it's a combination of the shape, the nipple, the movement, the feel. Squeezing them together, suckling them, watching them bounce, seeing gravity flatten them out while the woman's on her back, the jostle during sex.

And how they hang when she's bent forward, and the way nice cleavage just begs you to dive in face-first and motorboat the shit out of them.

They're just awesome. God I love tits.

 

[Kid Ska]

I can't adequately qualify it - it's a combination of the shape, the nipple, the movement, the feel. Squeezing them together, suckling them, watching them bounce, seeing gravity flatten them out while the woman's on her back, the jostle during sex.

And how they hang when she's bent forward, and the way nice cleavage just begs you to dive in face-first and motorboat the shit out of them.

They're just awesome. God I love tits.

That was pure poetry.

 

[Messypandas]

Conjoining two nips together and then licking both = Winning

 

[Tenck]

Not at all, it's a similar low-level stupid subroutine that makes me love butts and abs and stuff.

I was just kidding man :]

We've all got our preferred parts of bodies and no one is wrong when it comes to their opinion.

 

[Toa TAK]

Ha!

Makes two things we agree on now :]

Great minds think the same or something like that.

 

[StickSoldier]

I don't understand it either! But you know what? I'm glad I love them like I do, it's a great feeling to have.

 

[Courage]

I can't adequately qualify it - it's a combination of the shape, the nipple, the movement, the feel. Squeezing them together, suckling them, watching them bounce, seeing gravity flatten them out while the woman's on her back, the jostle during sex.

And how they hang when she's bent forward, and the way nice cleavage just begs you to dive in face-first and motorboat the shit out of them.

They're just awesome. God I love tits.

beautiful

 

[Sub_Level]

Even small boobies are comforting to the soul.

 

[Pau]

The fact that guys don't have them?

Eh, I've seen guys with bigger breasts than me.

 

[daycru]

I can't adequately qualify it - it's a combination of the shape, the nipple, the movement, the feel. Squeezing them together, suckling them, watching them bounce, seeing gravity flatten them out while the woman's on her back, the jostle during sex.

And how they hang when she's bent forward, and the way nice cleavage just begs you to dive in face-first and motorboat the shit out of them.

They're just awesome. God I love tits.

We got Billy Shakespeare over here.

 

[Red Liquorice]

MAMA!

You're programmed to like them.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

I can't adequately qualify it - it's a combination of the shape, the nipple, the movement, the feel. Squeezing them together, suckling them, watching them bounce, seeing gravity flatten them out while the woman's on her back, the jostle during sex.

And how they hang when she's bent forward, and the way nice cleavage just begs you to dive in face-first and motorboat the shit out of them.

They're just awesome. God I love tits.

.

 

[mantidor]

Biology.

Good first post.

But I would add that culture sits on top of biology and modifies small nuances in the basic attraction, so you see in the west a bigger obsession about size than in places like european countries, where seeing toppless women is more common.

 

[stufte]

It's because like a really low level stupid process of your brain tells you that they are. I don't find boobies in the least bit fascinating.

Wow, you're quite above all of us plebes, aren't you.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

I can't adequately qualify it - it's a combination of the shape, the nipple, the movement, the feel. Squeezing them together, suckling them, watching them bounce, seeing gravity flatten them out while the woman's on her back, the jostle during sex.

And how they hang when she's bent forward, and the way nice cleavage just begs you to dive in face-first and motorboat the shit out of them.

They're just awesome. God I love tits.

*slow clap*

 

[Despera]

Visible sexual dimorphism allows for easier distinctions between genders. It's extremely common for attraction to be focused around these characteristics, and boobs are one such thing. Note that attractions to arbitrary culture-based gender differences are common too, like certain kinds of clothing, or hairstyles.

Even science related to tits is hot!

 

[Dorimukyasuto]

I was never breast fed. I love nice boobs tho.

 

[lush]

No matter. The people have spoken.

 

[Zonic]

Spoiler

Oda Nobuna No Yabou, or The Ambition of Oda Nobuna, if you're wondering

 

[Jim Harbaugh]

Sugartits!

 

[Vesmir]

boob people, you have a mod on your side.

but history will show that the ass is class.

 

[Omni]

Because they feel like bags of sand

 

[Vic]

boob people, you have a mod on your side.

but history will show that the ass is class.

Farts comes from the arse, not from the boobies. How is that classy?

 

[sixteen-bit]

Remember that guy that loved Brittney Spears? What was his name again.

Toy soldier

 

[electroshockwave]

in before SmokeyDave

Spoiler

RIP in peace Anti-Monitor

What happened to Anti-Monitor?

 

[IceCold]

The only thing I like more than a nice pair of breasts is a nice pair of butt cheeks.

 

[The Last Wizard]

Idk man but they're glorious, I was in jury duty this morning and the deputy had a nice pair on her.

 

[Into]

Perhaps it is a unconscious thing, where males see women with larger breasts as being more suited to carry and nurture their child?

Obviously women with bigger breasts are not automatically better mothers or anything, but the mind might play tricks.

 

[Kid Ska]

The only thing I like more than a nice pair of breasts is a nice pair of butt cheeks.

Can't say that around these parts. Mods already shut down the booty thread.

 

[Oozinator]

Because they feel soft and warm when pressed on torso or rubbed against groins.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Can't say that around these parts. Mods already shut down the booty thread.

Mods love boobs and asses equally, but you can only have a thread on one or the other.

 

[segasonic]

You can post man boobs.

never mind

 

[Joqu]

I don't care about em. Does that make me a bad person?

 

[SneakyStephan]

This is all of us in 40 years:

Minus the sword he looks like a badass, I'm ok with that.
Even his dog has a cigar.

 

[Wag]

YOU IS HYPNOTIZED...

 

[Sleepy]

 

[Karsticles]

It all begins in infancy. Breast feeding is the most soothing, pleasurable experience an infant has in its existence. It's actually the food that is pleasurable, but the experience of the food comes to be associated with the closeness to the breast. My sister just gave birth, and I visited her for two weeks - it's amazing how much her infant loves her breasts. Even after he was switched to bottle-fed, he will sometimes push the bottle away and try to push his face against her breasts, attempting to suckle on them through her shirt.

It's no coincidence that straight males tend to adore breasts which look milk-filled. "Sagginess" is looks like a breast is flat and unfulfilling, while "perky" breasts look like they are ready to provide sustenance. It's no wonder that adult males still enjoy sucking on the breasts of women, even though they serve no sexually reproductive purpose. It's actually my opinion that breasts are the primary sexual object in normal human growth, and all other attractions deviate from this point.