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[Duress]

Fatal Cumshot.

 

[Dyno]

On X-Box there was a guy named My Son's Dad and it made me laugh for 15 minutes.

I like names with super street cred like Tru Blu Jungle G.I., Pimp Slappington, Jiggy Murda Finga and shit like that. I know that kid is 12 but I appreciate the attitude.

An old friend went by PosTMOd and his real name was Timo so that was a good one.

 

[badcrumble]

It's easily "Faux Shoah."

 

[Seda]

"Chaotic Potato" on Guild Wars.

 

[lightless_shado]

Is the lack of W intentional?

I don't think so. I think when I tried registering there was a limit on characters, or again in my foolishness I just assumed there would be.

On X-Box there was a guy named My Son's Dad and it made me laugh for 15 minutes.

I like names with super street cred like Tru Blu Jungle G.I., Pimp Slappington, Jiggy Murda Finga and shit like that. I know that kid is 12 but I appreciate the attitude.

An old friend went by PosTMOd and his real name was Timo so that was a good one.

I was playing the uncharted 3 beta the other night and there was a guy with a username that was something like "chyneezballa"

 

[Mulberry]

Hog Robberer

 

[Angry Fork]

I no-scoped JFK

I love puns in names though "MolesterStallone" made me lol in this thread. Vachina is another one I saw somewhere.

 

[Desmond]

upside-down
umop-apisdn

Oh My God

 

[FairyD]

Fairy Enchanted Dildo.

 

[sooperkool]

I always liked

Not So Slim Davy
Willy Wanka (Best avatar too)
ShoNuff

 

[Ydahs]

ItAintEasyBeingCheesy

Genius.

 

[ZealousD]

Here was a guild name in Spiral Knights.

Lady Segagaga

 

[FreeMufasa]

On PSO i used to quest with a dude called Ziggy. One day he logged on with a new character called Hyper Ziggy. I read his guild card which said "I've gone hyper!"

I have absoloutely no idea why but it's been making me laugh for the past 7 years whenever i remember it.

 

[BaDJuJu]

From WoW

Layonhandjob

 

[KingGondo]

I'm partial to "Teh Hamburglar."

Saying it out loud makes it even funnier, too.

 

[Riptwo]

Edgar Allen Pwn is the most memorable Live gamertag that I've run into.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

the upside-down one is pretty awesome

 

[MisterHero]

I didn't think much of fartblast but the story mentioning the name in a recent thread put it over the top

 

[scotcheggz]

I think I saw UrethraFranklin somewhere. That one made me chuckle.

And StoneColdJaneAusten.

I believe those were both on IGN.

Ooh, and YourFoolWarrenIsDead over there.

Haha both those made me lol. Not really relevant to gaf, but when you play online etc. I always hate people instantly that have overly serious usernames and love people who have something ridiculous. Like StoneColdJaneAusten for example :lol

 

[leroidys]

Brotkasten gets me every time for some reason.

 

[TheExodu5]

Mine is awful...but it's been with me for long enough that I'm not going to be changing it.

For some reason, I always liked "Why Would You Do That?"

 

[Kano on the Phone]

There's a board I used to frequent (I believe it's shut down now) that had a guy with the username "Tommy Tallarico". His avatar was a picture of Tommy Tallarico with a thought bubble above his head with another picture of Tommy Tallarico inside of it, his tag was "I'm Tommy Tallarico" and his signature was of revolving Martin Luther King Jr. quotes attributed to Tommy Tallarico.

It was the single greatest gimmick I have ever seen.

 

[Washed_Out]

Edgar Allen Pwn is the most memorable Live gamertag that I've run into.

Pure Genius.