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What is venomous, has thirty legs, and was hiding inside my closet? [w/pics]
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Smiles and Cries
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Mugen said:
oh hell man!
Smiles and Cries
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Icanplaythat said:Things could be worse
but I don't fear these bitches
Xdrive05
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That's a house centipede. They eat cockroach eggs so they're kind of beneficial (if you have those). There's a lot of back and forth over whether they can actually sting a human, because their mouths are so small. But I think some people have managed to get hurt by them, it's just very rare. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
They're just creepy as hell in the meantime. And you don't want one under the covers with you. That's for sure.
They're just creepy as hell in the meantime. And you don't want one under the covers with you. That's for sure.
Souldriver
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So actually, we should be happy with them? Ok, they shouldn't kill spiders, cause spiders kill parasites and other pests too.
Edit: maybe this has been said already, but there's no way I'm browsing through this thread. I know gaf too well.
psycho_snake
I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
There are plenty of those here in dubai. The other day I found one in the sleeve of my jacket.Icanplaythat said:Things could be worse
I live in Canada and I've only seen a few house centipedes.
One time I saw one on my wall halfway between the floor and ceiling. I turn around for one second to find something to smash it with and when I turned back the ****er was gone. I mean, it just vanished. Either I was hallucinating or that thing can ****ing teleport.
One time I saw one on my wall halfway between the floor and ceiling. I turn around for one second to find something to smash it with and when I turned back the ****er was gone. I mean, it just vanished. Either I was hallucinating or that thing can ****ing teleport.
Kuramu
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House centipedes freak me the **** out. I don't wantto be within 3 feet of those things, they run so fast. But one brave HC did me a favor once, so i'm leanient with them. There was a huge ass spider next to my basement toilet I was affraid to clear out. Sitting on that toilet was not a fun time. But one morning, I found 5 striped legs in the web, and the spider had been removed.
For your sacrifice of limb, I salute you, house centipede.
For your sacrifice of limb, I salute you, house centipede.
I live in Brooklyn, and I've had a few of these things in my room over the years, mostly during the Summer. The ones I see have a similar shape, but with somewhat shorter legs and less striking coloring (they're basically gray/silver; in fact, many here call them "silverfish"). They run like the dickens. Usually they're around 1" in length; there are exceptions, though. True story:
Last Summer I was in my room on the computer, and I see a shadow out of the corner of my eye. I turn around and look down and it's one of these things but super-sized. The creature was at least 4" in length and 2+" wide. It was massive. I froze, being deathly afraid of insects of even normal size, never mind Yeti-bugs. I didn't have any shoes or socks on, so stepping on it was out of the question (besides, I wasn't sure if a stomp would kill it). My first instinct was to run to the bathroom and get a wad of paper towels so as to smash it, but I knew from past experience that these buggers were lightning quick; I said to myself, "if I go get towels and come back and this thing is gone, I'll never be able to sleep in my room again." So, without taking my eye off of it, I grabbed one of the thicker textbooks on my shelf and threw it down on the beast from a great height; then, just to be certain that when I picked the book up it wouldn't scurry away, I stood on the book with both feet.
No one ever believes me when I tell them how big this thing was. The exterminator I spoke to (oh, you had best believe I called an exterminator after seeing this thing) said that sometimes these centipedes can get bloated like that if they take in too much water. The thing was as long as my palm and nearly as wide, and I'm a big boy. And I'm not even including the legs, I'm talking about the body. <shudder>
Last Summer I was in my room on the computer, and I see a shadow out of the corner of my eye. I turn around and look down and it's one of these things but super-sized. The creature was at least 4" in length and 2+" wide. It was massive. I froze, being deathly afraid of insects of even normal size, never mind Yeti-bugs. I didn't have any shoes or socks on, so stepping on it was out of the question (besides, I wasn't sure if a stomp would kill it). My first instinct was to run to the bathroom and get a wad of paper towels so as to smash it, but I knew from past experience that these buggers were lightning quick; I said to myself, "if I go get towels and come back and this thing is gone, I'll never be able to sleep in my room again." So, without taking my eye off of it, I grabbed one of the thicker textbooks on my shelf and threw it down on the beast from a great height; then, just to be certain that when I picked the book up it wouldn't scurry away, I stood on the book with both feet.
No one ever believes me when I tell them how big this thing was. The exterminator I spoke to (oh, you had best believe I called an exterminator after seeing this thing) said that sometimes these centipedes can get bloated like that if they take in too much water. The thing was as long as my palm and nearly as wide, and I'm a big boy. And I'm not even including the legs, I'm talking about the body. <shudder>
Icanplaythat said:
Glad to say I've never seen any of these before.
I used to be freaking scared of centipedes (probably still am on some level) but after seeing that aforementioned giant centipede video back when it was originally linked here, house centipedes don't seem so bad. And if they eat bugs, hey, even better. Though the ones I've seen are pretty small. And I've never seen them move really fast the way you guys describe.
Powerslave
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BloodAdo said:
(Only in) America.
Jon_Danger
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Defuser said:
Spiders kill most of these pests as well, and are less likely to bite you, and less scary in my opinion
fallengorn
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I'm fine with house centipedes but I can't stand roaches. God, why do I always click on these threads...
MickeyKnox
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House centipedes rule.
In fact, anything that will eat bed bugs is pretty much OK in my book.
In fact, anything that will eat bed bugs is pretty much OK in my book.
MickeyKnox
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You ever used a paint brush?retardboy said:All I know is, I think I see pubes in that picture. Has that thing been down your pants?
Wow these things can get big!
Imagine one of these things waiting for you in your shoe, or your pillow case at night, or hiding under your covers right as you get into bed, or crawling on your face and laying eggs in your mouth in the middle of the night. creepy!
Imagine one of these things waiting for you in your shoe, or your pillow case at night, or hiding under your covers right as you get into bed, or crawling on your face and laying eggs in your mouth in the middle of the night. creepy!
To answer the numerous questions, I live in southern Wisconsin. I used to live farther north and never saw a house centipede before, but I've read that they migrated up from Mexico, so I'd guess that anywhere in South and Midwest would have them.
They're actually not all that bad; this house had a lot of ear whigs when I moved in, and once the centipedes started getting big, I didn't see any more. They're better than roaches, but recently my town has gotten an infestation of stag beetles, which I think are worse than roaches.
The bad thing about house centipedes is that you will go into a room and turn on a light, and there will be one sitting right next to your hand. Or you'll open a cabinet, and the centipede on the cabinet door will be right next to your face.
I still kill them on sight, though.
Here's a wallpaper-sized picture of a different centipede I killed. Set it on your roommate's desktop if you hate them.
1600x1200
They're actually not all that bad; this house had a lot of ear whigs when I moved in, and once the centipedes started getting big, I didn't see any more. They're better than roaches, but recently my town has gotten an infestation of stag beetles, which I think are worse than roaches.
The bad thing about house centipedes is that you will go into a room and turn on a light, and there will be one sitting right next to your hand. Or you'll open a cabinet, and the centipede on the cabinet door will be right next to your face.
I still kill them on sight, though.
Here's a wallpaper-sized picture of a different centipede I killed. Set it on your roommate's desktop if you hate them.
1600x1200
blame space
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Smiles and Cries said:
I'm in NW Ohio, but my bedroom's also in a basement, which I believe they're more likely to be found in.
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
God these things are making me hungry.
Crab Shaker
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oh f*ck that shit.
I'm so glad the worst I ever see in my apartment is a harmless spider staring down at me.
I remember once I went to Mexico, and was staying at this vacation place out in the mountains...There was one dead, probably a baby of the giant variety that eats mice, right next to the bed I was going to sleep in. Let's just say I got very little sleep that night, and what I did sleep was mostly sweaty nightmares of that shit crawling on my face.
I'm so glad the worst I ever see in my apartment is a harmless spider staring down at me.
I remember once I went to Mexico, and was staying at this vacation place out in the mountains...There was one dead, probably a baby of the giant variety that eats mice, right next to the bed I was going to sleep in. Let's just say I got very little sleep that night, and what I did sleep was mostly sweaty nightmares of that shit crawling on my face.
Reneledarker
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Hmmm, I remember when I was young, that I was going to be late to school, I put my socks and then my shoes, by the time I arrived at school, I felt something strange in my shoe, I took it off and I see a f*cking roach there, since then I always check my shoes.
nitewulf said:
I cautiously scraped the remains of the monstrosity off the cover, first prodding it to make sure it wouldn't spring back to life somehow, and cleaned it off. Then I framed the book to commemorate my victory over the leader of the insects.
And thanks, good to be back.
This is the most disgusting spider bite I have ever seen.
*Warning* not for the weak.
http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=343837
*Warning* not for the weak.
http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=343837
Never seen one, but if I did I'd be terrified if I did. I think it's the speed that's the most terrifying. If the centipede wanted to, it could race toward you, crawl up your leg and onto your face and start pouring venom down your throat before you even knew what was happening.
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Schattenjagger said:
That last youtube link you posted tried to give me a trojan...
fatigues_gasolini
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Tokkun, where in Wisconsin do you live?
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