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What Simpsons gag/joke gets you every single time?
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Skellig Gra
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Find someone you know who does and ask for their login.
Gaylord Sweetwood
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I need to go back and watch the Simpsons, but from what I remember as a kid, yeah I think this was my favorite.
pauljeremiah
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Simpsons World is pretty amazing.
"Thank you for your interest in FX Networks.
The content you are trying to access is not available in your region."
UberTag
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And it won't even work for this guy. You're expecting us to have American friends with cable that will freely share their logins and then pay for a third-party VPN and trust that solution will work indefinitely?
MetroidPrimeRib
Banned
Town crier, I'd like to ask you a few questions
One - where is the fife
Two - give me the fife
One - where is the fife
Two - give me the fife
afternoon delight
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"Urge to kill RISING RISING faaading... Faading."
"Guaranteed void in Tennessee-"
uncelestial
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For some reason it's really striking me what an FML stinkeye that liquor store owner is giving Homer. Feel bad for him, lol
MetroidPrimeRib
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Wait a minute! You didn't learn how World War 2 ended!
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WE WON!
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WE WON!
uncelestial
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Bits N Pieces
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Last Exit to Springfield is an incredible episode with so many one liners and memorable quotes with the following being my favourite Simpsons quote ever.
Mr. Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking] My God! He IS coming onto me!
Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
[chuckle]
Mr. Burns: [wink]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh!
Homer: [aloud] Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
Mr. Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking] My God! He IS coming onto me!
Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
[chuckle]
Mr. Burns: [wink]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh!
Homer: [aloud] Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
Blitzrules240
Banned
"I bent my wookie"
Septimus Prime
Member
The first 12 seconds of this clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aCWB1zAbic
Even now I laugh heartily, but the first time I laughed until I had stomach cramps. The quick cut is one of The Simpsons best gag tools, one that has only been poorly implemented elsewhere.
Another glorious example (perhaps even funnier in slow-mo):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfOaAtMtqsA
Otherwise:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYQs0U6iStU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aCWB1zAbic
Even now I laugh heartily, but the first time I laughed until I had stomach cramps. The quick cut is one of The Simpsons best gag tools, one that has only been poorly implemented elsewhere.
Another glorious example (perhaps even funnier in slow-mo):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfOaAtMtqsA
Otherwise:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYQs0U6iStU
The Scollard
Member
Mine is "Soviet Union? We thought you guys broke up."
"Yes! That's what we wanted you to think!"
So good.
"Yes! That's what we wanted you to think!"
So good.
BigGreenMat
Member
Like the hat?
Banned
I'm Dick Tracy, take that, Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface, bam, take that Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune-Tracy! Take that, Dick--
Ned! Stop that at once!
Ned! Stop that at once!
lastplayed
Member
Why would anyone wonder why a cake stand turns, and the way Carl just immediately blurts "Who cares" always cracks me up.
Premium Quality
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OfTheOverflow
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The best part of that scene is that he's humming Here Comes the Bride when he's walking down the stairs too.
Bare Grills
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eat up martha
Dot Matrix
Member
Homer: Well, there's not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job.
Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, sweetie.
Lisa: Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.
Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: I see.
Lisa: But you don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.
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Homer: What? This is the highest tax increase in history!
Lisa: Actually it's the lowest tax increase in history, dad.
Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax.
Lisa: That's home owners tax, dad.
Homer: Either way, I'm still outraged.
Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, sweetie.
Lisa: Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.
Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: I see.
Lisa: But you don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.
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Homer: What? This is the highest tax increase in history!
Lisa: Actually it's the lowest tax increase in history, dad.
Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax.
Lisa: That's home owners tax, dad.
Homer: Either way, I'm still outraged.
Bitch Pudding
Member
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
HazySaiyan
Banned
News reporter: Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!
Homer: Hey, that's a half-truth!
Homer: Hey, that's a half-truth!
Blueboys1306
Banned
...now let's go back to that building, thingy, where our beds and tv. Is.
MedicUnderFire
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Already been mentioned, i'm sure.
McMoneyman
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and
Strangelove77
Member
Basically people getting hurt I guess.
Paracelsus
Member
Remembered another one that always gets me
The f*ing face on the package, just like the Spring Shield (which is by the way an incredibly cunning pun on Springfield).
The f*ing face on the package, just like the Spring Shield (which is by the way an incredibly cunning pun on Springfield).
Cymbal Head
Banned
Homer: How was jerk practice, boy?
and
Stacy Lovell: Not now, I'm too drunk.
Lisa: No you're not.
Stacy Lovell:
Lisa: Uhh, I'll come back tomorrow.
and
Stacy Lovell: Not now, I'm too drunk.
Lisa: No you're not.
Stacy Lovell:
Lisa: Uhh, I'll come back tomorrow.
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