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What Simpsons gag/joke gets you every single time?
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Boo! Exit to your left.
I absolutely love darkrides no matter how awful they are. That joke is spot on.
I absolutely love darkrides no matter how awful they are. That joke is spot on.
Rapscallion
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lol such a good scene
Frankenstrat
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That's the ticket. BLOOOUGHUGHAAAAUUBLU
Pancake Mix
Copied someone else's pancake recipe
This is it for me. Not even Smarch with the great build-up by Marge compares.
The whole steamed hams fiasco had me in tears.
irfaanator
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or this one
Aaron Strife
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I always get a kick out of Marge shouting "Bart, no!" when Lisa is about to ruin the barbecue. Sorry, force of habit.
Also
Guy Incognito
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7jaAeTaG_ms&persist_app=1&app=m
Also, that dog has a puffy tail!
"Go banana!" is the best.
Under the sea got cut off!
The animation is just so good.Lady: Here we have an Alaskan Timberwolf. He weighs 240 pounds and his jaws can bite through a parking meter. He does get spooked by loud noises.
Krusty: LOUD!? THAT'S OUR SECRET WORD FOR THE DAY.
CUHTURL always gets me.Not a Simpsons fan since maybe early 2000's but this was the one gag that stuck with me throughout the years...
Are we absolutely 100% certain he doesn't say "out of the way, ewe"?
"Out of the way, you"
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BarringGaffner
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"He can't hear you, we had to pack his ears with gauze"
Fusilli Craig
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Treehouse of horror episode where they're escaping vampires in their car.
"Guess I forgot to put the fog lamps in." (To the tune of the Sugar Crisp cereal jingle)
"Guess I forgot to put the fog lamps in." (To the tune of the Sugar Crisp cereal jingle)
buy teh haloz
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"I need the biggest seed bell you have. No... that's too big."
Pestilence11
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"Now I'll just pull out my arms with my face."
Not sure if that's a perfect quote but the gist of it.
Not sure if that's a perfect quote but the gist of it.
Magnetic_North
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Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.
Principal Skinner: Congratulations, Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest.
Groundskeeper Willie: There's not? Ya used me, Skinner! Ya used me!
Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back ... unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You're right, dad! [leaves]
Homer: Rats! Almost had him eating dog food!
I'm also pretty sure Lisa's Rival is like my favourite episode there is so many memorable moments and quotes!
Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1: Hmm... I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise - suggests no bees!
Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now.
[a bee flies by]
Beekeeper 1: Oh look, there goes one now.
Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?
Beekeeper 2: [pause] Yes.
Bart Simpson: I couldn't find much on our rivalry, but I did manage to get Millhouse on America's Most Wanted.
Agent 1#: [driving toward school sees Millhouse playing on monkey bars] There he is on the monkey bars. Try to take him out alive.
[the other FBI guy jams the gas pedal down and heads right towards the monkey bars. Many other children stat to flee while screaming]
Milhouse Van Houten: Oh no! Not again.
[jumps off just in time as the car smashes into them, causing them to break into a dozen parts]
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.
Principal Skinner: Congratulations, Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest.
Groundskeeper Willie: There's not? Ya used me, Skinner! Ya used me!
Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back ... unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You're right, dad! [leaves]
Homer: Rats! Almost had him eating dog food!
I'm also pretty sure Lisa's Rival is like my favourite episode there is so many memorable moments and quotes!
Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1: Hmm... I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise - suggests no bees!
Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now.
[a bee flies by]
Beekeeper 1: Oh look, there goes one now.
Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?
Beekeeper 2: [pause] Yes.
Bart Simpson: I couldn't find much on our rivalry, but I did manage to get Millhouse on America's Most Wanted.
Agent 1#: [driving toward school sees Millhouse playing on monkey bars] There he is on the monkey bars. Try to take him out alive.
[the other FBI guy jams the gas pedal down and heads right towards the monkey bars. Many other children stat to flee while screaming]
Milhouse Van Houten: Oh no! Not again.
[jumps off just in time as the car smashes into them, causing them to break into a dozen parts]
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I'm sure it's been mention already, but Leonard Nimoy in the monorail episode was amazing.
His lines were awesome.
His lines were awesome.
pauljeremiah
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Blue Ninja
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Just so goddamn out of nowhere.
Randy Monk
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I'm drunk right now, recommend me an episode, please.
UberTag
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Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's Fritz. Mein bratwust has a second name, it's Schnackenpfefferhausen.
The way he almost runs out of breath kills me >__<
The way he almost runs out of breath kills me >__<
Randy Monk
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Duffles it is
Username1198
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I, for the life of me, do not get this joke.
Just, so over my head. Plz explain.
Also, my favorite;
Gym?
What's a gym?
*homer walks into gym
Ohhhh, a gym
Yes!
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Sneed's Feed & Seed
(Formerly Chuck's)
Hence Sneed took over for Chuck.
Chuck used to own said shop.
But it wasn't called Chuck's Feed & Seed... because there's a rhyming rule.
Feed & Seed don't rhyme with Chuck.
Do you know what words starting with those same letters rhyme with Chuck?
Blueboys1306
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I seriously could pick anything from almost every episode from the first 9 seasons, but the whole "Steamed hams" scene kills me every single time! And it's the 1st scene that popped into my head as I just watched the episode! The performances from both Hank Azeria and Harry Shearer in that scene are perfect!
All of them, but first thing that came to mind is tramampoline:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_VTvQLAfaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_VTvQLAfaE
Randy Monk
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mcz117chief
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YoYo Switch
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remember that period of time on GAF where there was this epidemic of people mis-using "boo-urns"
total douche chill moment for me
total douche chill moment for me
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