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[Rabbi_Vole]

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

 

[GoutPatrol]

 

[PetriP-TNT]

Oh my god! Tramapoline! Trambopoline!

Best scene

 

[Reversed]

It's Malk. It has to be Malk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovfM7dvFto0

 

[bloodyroarxx]

In fact, I didn't even give you my coat!

 

[rashbeep]

Boogieman!

Their faces when Homer is talking to Bart are fucking priceless

 

[Shig]

Homer: "The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!"

"Don't you have any dreams, Tamsarian?"
"All my dreams involve combing my hair."

Grimes: "You've been to SPACE?!"
Homer, nonchalantly: "You've never been?"

Lisa: "'Nuke the whales?' You don't really believe that, do you?"
Nelson: "I'unno. Gotta nuke something."
Lisa: "Touche."

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. If you'd like to order a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad now."

 

[Ithil]

That scene is great for multiple reasons. The guy pulling the whistle that sounds exactly like an animal shrieking, Homer breaking his car window, etc.

 

[Paracelsus]

The first time it literally floored me, I think it's the two to the left that did it.

 

[Rockin' Ranger]

This is my favorite joke from a Treehouse of Horror.

"Wait a minute, Xena can't fly."
"I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless."
"Oh."

 

[Yeef]

And for the man who has everything; a tie rack motor!

I'll take that!

[EDIT] Also. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlwFuQ_7kVc

 

[Vard]

http://m.imgur.com/neN8jHF

I always wondered what makes it spin...

 

[Ithil]

 

[Deleted member 144138]

Nah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTAxFWzc1n4

 

[ThatStupidLion]

god i can spend all day making simpson gifs - this is amazing - so happy they added that function

 

[opticalmace]

I, for the life of me, do not get this joke.

Just, so over my head. Plz explain.

Also, my favorite;

Gym?

What's a gym?

*homer walks into gym

Ohhhh, a gym

Sneed's Feed and Seed

Formerly Chuck's

Spoiler

Fuck and Suck

 

[Zen_Arcade]

"Lousy smarch weather"

 

[UFO]

I, for the life of me, do not get this joke.

Just, so over my head. Plz explain.

Sneeds' Feed and Seed

formally

Chucks' S

Spoiler

uck

and F

Spoiler

uck

 

[joeygreco1985]

Sneed's Feed & Seed
(Formerly Chuck's)

Hence Sneed took over for Chuck.
Chuck used to own said shop.
But it wasn't called Chuck's Feed & Seed... because there's a rhyming rule.
Feed & Seed don't rhyme with Chuck.
Do you know what words starting with those same letters rhyme with Chuck?

Jesus Christ I didn't get this until now

 

[Item Box]

 

[WMBT27]

"How come I can't get no Tang around here?"

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/OH00097

"Here Puff"

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/tl6Mr

 

[Dai101]

Good advice!

 

[vypek]

Another one...

There is a scene in the episode where the Simpsons get 25 puppies that Snowball 2 copies a puppy and gets in front of the TV. Homer yells at it and everyone stares disapprovingly at Snowball 2 as it leaves the room

 

[Magnetic_North]

god i can spend all day making simpson gifs - this is amazing - so happy they added that function

THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE!!!

...I don't think anyone expected him to say that

 

[SaviourMK2]

For me it'll always be the moment Homer accidentally tried to jump the Gorge and then falls down it again during his rescue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkj5fAOyufQ

 

[inky]

"Matt Groening"

"Get out of my office!"

The whole running joke of Groening being an old right wing nut is great.

"The Simpsons" began as the brainchild of cartoonist Matt Groening,...the already-famous creator of such comics as "Damnation," "Johnny Reb," and "True Murder Stories".

 

[Pillville]

 

[Inspector Jones]

Simpsons World is pretty amazing.

Yeah, until now I never even knew it existed. Last night me and my brothers had a ton of fun revisiting classic episodes.

 

[smurfx]

lol i love this scene too.

 

[UberTag]

Yeah, until now I never even knew it existed. Last night me and my brothers had a ton of fun revisiting classic episodes.

Yeah, Simpsons World is a godly service. Essential for any and all diehard fans that have access to it to experience first-hand.

 

[PdotMichael]

All scenes with Hitler are pretty good. Also Commie-Nazis.

 

[Gloggins]

My son is also named Bort!

 

[DrKelpo]

THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE!!!

...I don't think anyone expected him to say that

 

[Skellig Gra]

All scenes with Hitler are pretty good. Also Commie-Nazis.

What is this kill Hitler day?

 

[bounchfx]

Simpsons World is pretty amazing.

what the fuck

I had no idea this existed.
what does it cost? I can't find any info. All I know is it's only letting me watch for an hour without signing up

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Groundskeeper Willie: Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.

Groundskeeper Willie: YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FER LIFE

 

[Magnetic_North]

Can someone explain to me the joke with Hitler like near a car and someone bikes past and says something in German? I have never understood it

Sorry that was like the worst explanation ever

 

[Crab Milk Mickey]

Not a single post mentioning this one?



Shame on you lot. Shame.

 

[HoJu]

Push her down son

This is the best. The way he says it is perfect.

 

[Nerrel]

Anything involving Hans Moleman's unfortunate luck.

 

[Skellig Gra]

what the fuck

I had no idea this existed.
what does it cost? I can't find any info. All I know is it's only letting me watch for an hour without signing up

It's free with a cable subscription

 

[Ithil]

Can someone explain to me the joke with Hitler like near a car and someone bikes past and says something in German? I have never understood it

Sorry that was like the worst explanation ever

A joke about the Nazis who fled to South America post-WW2.

 

[UberTag]

It's free with a cable subscription

 

[Magnetic_North]

A joke about the Nazis who fled to South America post-WW2.

Ahh gotcha! Thank you!

 

[theSlacker]

Well that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap...wait

 

[lunchtoast]

You were just eating a damn orange!

 

[hollomat]

How would you like to be higher than you've ever been?

Become an astronaut? Sure.

 

[Berserking Guts]

Lisa: Dad! You killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?...

 

[bounchfx]

It's free with a cable subscription

well that killed my boner

 

[Sectorseven]