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Clickbait Cringe Who would be your dream director to make a Porno that could contend for Oscars?

DonJorginho

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A crossover to end all crossovers.

Mine would be Martin Scorsese to make a Noir flick starring Moriah Mills, Riley Reid and Robert De Niro.

It would be called "Detective Dick Me Down."

What about you lot?
 
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V2Tommy

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Eyes Wide Shut was basically supposed to be what you’re suggesting.

Kubrick. Kidman. Cruise.
 

Airola

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A collaboration of Roman Polanski and Woody Allen.
Bill Cosby would be the star.

It would be a XXX reboot of Lolita.

Clintons will produce it.
 
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Porcile

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I'd like to know what a blind director would bring to the porno scene. The freakiest stuff ever or the most out of focus stuff ever? Either way, very artistic and Oscar bait.
 
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deafmedal

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Deep in the heart of Texas
Bay. Chicks heads exploding every time a dude cums in them.

Nolan. Did anyone actually cum?!

Spielberg. Light hearted nostalgia porn.

Howard. Safe, non-aggressive porn with a narrator.

W. Anderson. Wacky incest is wincest!

Spike Lee. Black empowerment porn... white cucks everywhere.

Romero. Hot zombie porn with practical effects set in a wasteland.

Tarantino. Feet. Dialogue and more fucking feet with a flourish of outlandish violence at the end.

Cameron. The most expensive and successful porn ever. Beautiful but ultimately hollow.
 

*Nightwing

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I was totally on the side of who in the hell needs a porn to be a well made film? Good filmaking is about evoking emotion in the viewer and while watching porn there is only one emotion I want evoked and a hint it's the only emotion that directly relates with my penis.... but then Michael bay was brought up and the thought of a Michael Bay directed moneyshot pmv..... I'm fucking sold and might actually pay for porn if that was a thing
 
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Harry Tung

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Gaspar Noe and Lars von Trier would probably be the only ones who could pull off a pornflick and make it successful and serious. Noe touched upon softcore in his feature Love, which includes some very graphic sex scenes.