Chimp would win.
Depends on the gun.
Let's say a halfway loaded 22 rifle, and the chimp is 30 meters away. But the fat guy has fairly quick hands.
Chimp would win.
Depends on the gun.
An untrained ultra athletic male may not know how to throw a punch better than a guy 50 pounds lighter than him. I think strength isn't near as much a factor as people think. A 300 pound body builder may be able to bench 500 pounds, but if he can't throw a punch or block correctly, he's likely toast against someone like bruce lee.
Chimps are built differently so their brute force may be seen as more of an advantage, but a chimp's untrained mind will have many limitations of the 300 pound body builder. They don't know how to punch with their full body weight, they don't know how to throw their body. They just reach for you and rip wildly. If you know exactly how something is going to attack, you can know how to respond. Foresight, planning, accuracy.
Hmm... chimp vs. German Sheppard? I figure if it comes to it, a Human could likely take down the dog, so I'm guessing the likely conclusion is the chimp could take the dog?
Ooooh, how about chimp vs. anaconda? Could the chimp concievably rip it apart or beat it to death?
I'm assuming they're afraid of fire. But no, it'll probably walk through the flames like a goddamn Terminator.Yeah and then you you have a flaming angry chimpanzee.
That guy in the water just let the thing eat his arm off, the lady probably just let it pummel it and have at her. I'm talking top tier fighter for a living martial arts master.
A trained fighter could do what to a chimp? punch it in the face and just make it more mad? You're not going to knock out a chimp, guys. Whens the last time you saw a wild animal knocked out?
Choke out? ummmm, not before it gouges your eyes out, rips the skin off your arms, and breaks and rips off your fingers.
They aren't. They are just more efficient/flexible with their movements.
Strength is more of a factor than anime would have you believe. Trying to block or redirect isn't going to work if the chimp is immensely stronger than you. You don't even make a good case for the human winning considering that their strategy is "planning".An untrained ultra athletic male may not know how to throw a punch better than a guy 50 pounds lighter than him. I think strength isn't near as much a factor as people think. A 300 pound body builder may be able to bench 500 pounds, but if he can't throw a punch or block correctly, he's likely toast against someone like bruce lee.
Chimps are built differently so their brute force may be seen as more of an advantage, but a chimp's untrained mind will have many limitations of the 300 pound body builder. They don't know how to punch with their full body weight, they don't know how to throw their body. They just reach for you and rip wildly. If you know exactly how something is going to attack, you can know how to respond. Foresight, planning, accuracy.
And then look at the pictures of her face. So sad.Go listen to the 911 call of what happened to that woman. Fucking terrifying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc
Ok what about a martial artist who is having a mental break down and is temporarily insanse vs a chimp butler that's a little bit more docile than a regular chimp because he's been smoking cigars since he was a baby.
I also read somewhere before that the apes have greater bone density than a typical human, so it's not just their muscles that are tougher.
Let's make it more interesting:
Chimp martial artist
Vs
Fat dude with a gun
And then look at the pictures of her face. So sad.
I also read somewhere before that the apes have greater bone density than a typical human, so it's not just their muscles that are tougher.
the eyes, the balls (sorry guys), the throat. Our circulatory/nervous system is similar enought to a chimps that a lot of pressure points would still apply.
That guy in the water just let the thing eat his arm off, the lady probably just let it pummel it and have at her. I'm talking top tier fighter for a living martial arts master.
The problem is if you miss a one-shot KO you're essentially guaranteed an injury, whether it's from a bite or some other manner. Even Jon Jones can take a few minutes to deal with an opponent. What if his arm or hand muscles are shredded in a bite from a missed punch?An untrained ultra athletic male may not know how to throw a punch better than a guy 50 pounds lighter than him. I think strength isn't near as much a factor as people think. A 300 pound body builder may be able to bench 500 pounds, but if he can't throw a punch or block correctly, he's likely toast against someone like bruce lee.
Chimps are built differently so their brute force may be seen as more of an advantage, but a chimp's untrained mind will have many limitations of the 300 pound body builder. They don't know how to punch with their full body weight, they don't know how to throw their body. They just reach for you and rip wildly. If you know exactly how something is going to attack, you can know how to respond. Foresight, planning, accuracy.
Name me an instance you know where it's not some old lady who owns chimps as pets.
Do I even have to point to the pressure point?
Do I even have to point to the pressure point?
Yeah and then you you have a flaming angry chimpanzee.
Elite fighters can put a pretty ridiculous amount of force into a strike. As long as the martial artist didn't try to grapple, he'd have great shot.
I would instantly rip my kimono off and throw it over the chimp. While it was blind, confused, and trapped I would start pounding that mother fucker to death.
Okay, step by step, best case scenario for the martial artist, he sneaks behind the chimp and drop kicks the back of its head.
If that doesn't immediately incapacitate the chimp, the guy is dead.
If they grapple, chimp wins.
If they exchange blows, chimp wins.
If it's a speed/evasion thing, chimp wins.
How do you see the martial artists winning?
What if we give the human meth, coke, and bath salts?
That guy in the water just let the thing eat his arm off, the lady probably just let it pummel it and have at her. I'm talking top tier fighter for a living martial arts master.
By the time you've reached and grabbed the balls, eyes, or throat, a bunch of your shit is already fucked up.
I also read somewhere before that the apes have greater bone density than a typical human, so it's not just their muscles that are tougher.
OP didn't mention anything about a kimono. What's the chimpanzee wearing?
You're all assuming the chimp wants to fight.
Alright, wait. Do they all want to fight?
A chimp doesn't know how to evade or use it's speed. It has potential to use more, but it's lack of focused power would limit a lot of it's advantages in certain situations. A chimp can run away, but it can't block a punch. Guys can punch through bricks. Guys can kick with incredible force.
This will never be done due to ethical reasons, but I would love a computer simulation of it.
You're all assuming the chimp wants to fight.
Alright, wait. Do they all want to fight?
A chimp doesn't know how to evade or use it's speed. It has potential to use more, but it's lack of focused power would limit a lot of it's advantages in certain situations. A chimp can run away, but it can't block a punch. Guys can punch through bricks. Guys can kick with incredible force. If they dodged a chimps pummel, a martial artist would have the advantage.
Ok what about a martial artist who is having a mental break down and is temporarily insanse vs a chimp butler that's a little bit more docile than a regular chimp because he's been smoking cigars since he was a baby.
Punching a chimp is going to be completely ineffective, what the fuck am I reading.
Chimps are extremely aggressive. I'd prefer to be locked in a cage with a Gorilla than a Chimp.
What are you expecting the connected punches to do? The chimpanzee skull has a thick, small brain case, tucked behind a thick brow ridge, nestled in thick cords of neck muscle. Not to mention the blind animal fury they fight with. The chimp will hardly notice any punch as he instantly grabs and effortlessly de-digitizes/castrates you the moment you're within reach.The problem is if you miss a one-shot KO you're essentially guaranteed an injury, whether it's from a bite or some other manner. Even Jon Jones can take a few minutes to deal with an opponent. What if his arm or hand muscles are shredded in a bite from a missed punch?
What if we give the human meth, coke, and bath salts?