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Worst controller thread
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mcz117chief
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Doctor Ironic
Member
I can say with all confidence that you're using it wrong.
For real though, it's the Ouya controller.
N64 Controller is still one of the best controllers really. It felt very natural to hold and did all it needed to do so easily. Plus it was built strongly.
OP lists the N64 controller, other people also list Nintendo controllers. Some of the best game controllers ever made. SMH
Here's what I think of as a candidate for 'worst' controller, but also agreeing with the RE4 and Spongebob posts:
Here's what I think of as a candidate for 'worst' controller, but also agreeing with the RE4 and Spongebob posts:
Looks cool, but imagine trying to play an action game with it.
DiipuSurotu
Banned
Microsoft SideWinder
The whole thing looks like and feels like an indistinct mass of cheap plastic.
Pretty much all the DualShocks have their issues. DS1 was flimsy and barely utilized, DS3 is small and had really atrocious triggers, DS4 has poor build quality and shit battery life.
All of them share the biggest issue though: Symmetrical sticks, ensuring they will forever be inferior for any game in first person or with a 3D camera.
All of them share the biggest issue though: Symmetrical sticks, ensuring they will forever be inferior for any game in first person or with a 3D camera.
I loved that controller. Was a blast playing halo with it. Not too functional for other types of games.
Neogaf.gif or whatever, I guess.
Green Mamba
Member
Every one of my Xbox 360 controllers is busted in some way, so that one. Cheap pieces of shit.
Not the worst but definitely up there. Awful battery life, horribly uncomfortable, and stupidly expensive? Yep, the Wii U gamepad.
No analog triggers
Underutilized in games (Minecraft is the perfect example)
Only one allowed at a time
GoldandBlue
Member
Hey man, read the OP
So if you would, explain how this magnificent controller is bad.
Light Hobo
Neo Member
Smartphones or Kinect...
But seriously it's the Atari 5200 Controller
Just look at it. Primary buttons on the side, a joystick that rotates, and the numpad. Plus these things break really easily.
(...I actually really like the N64 controller)
But seriously it's the Atari 5200 Controller
Just look at it. Primary buttons on the side, a joystick that rotates, and the numpad. Plus these things break really easily.
(...I actually really like the N64 controller)
Ill never understand this complaint, to me it is just preference.
What's weird is that the Wii U actually can support 2 at a time. But the performance is already so mediocre imagine how bad it would be then.
4 hours (at best) is good? Nahhh
Not the worst but definitely up there. Awful battery life, horribly uncomfortable, and stupidly expensive? Yep, the Wii U gamepad.
Gamepad is one of my favs as well, heh. My battery life is also insanely good. Still surprises me when people say their battery life sucks for it.
As a kid I hated the Original NES controller. It gave me so many bruises and lumps in my hands it was hurtful playing at times. I love the look of it as an adult but it was not ergonomic at all. They got it right with the snes one.
Mihos
Gold Member
I hate the wiimote... only thing it was good for was being a battery pack for the pro controller.
mcz117chief
Member
Random controller but it looks just incredible in every sense of the word
It was even featured on JonTron https://youtu.be/jHepjitYJmM?t=158
It was even featured on JonTron https://youtu.be/jHepjitYJmM?t=158
Nah, anyone listing Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony's controllers are kidding themselves...or haven't used many controllers in their lifetime.
There are FAR worse choices over the last 30+ years.
In other words, I completely disagree with the OP. The N64 controller was awesome...and only seems off today...maybe. I still don't have any trouble with it.
(now build quality wise...that's a whole different conversation)
There are FAR worse choices over the last 30+ years.
In other words, I completely disagree with the OP. The N64 controller was awesome...and only seems off today...maybe. I still don't have any trouble with it.
(now build quality wise...that's a whole different conversation)
Soldnerschild
Banned
Ouch.
Zoidberg Jesus
Member
The L/R buttons on the Wii U gamepad are a pain to hit in normal use. I have to think to hit them, and that should never be the case. With enough use, I should be able to press any button on the controller without worrying that the trigger buttons are way higher than they should be and have to adjust to that. It's not the worst controller ever, but that's my main issue with it.
Wiimote is horrible. Tiny buttons, tiny Dpad, motion was 50/50. Holding it horizontally was awkward. Holding it vertically made some things hard to reach and stressed my hand. Pointer controls for first person games was the only good thing about it.
N64 controller is like holding 3 bananas and the plastic stick wore out fast.
Dreamcast controller is ridiculous. Cheap buttons, terrible Dpad, and slippery stick. And guess what? The cord come out of the bottom of the thing. lol wut? Sega had one job: Improve upon the Saturn controller, but they fucked that up royally.
NES first generation controller gave me the sorest thumbs out of all controllers. I guess that also applies to SMS controller.
XBOX duke was like a controller built by MS just to troll people with an insane sized controller.
N64 controller is like holding 3 bananas and the plastic stick wore out fast.
Dreamcast controller is ridiculous. Cheap buttons, terrible Dpad, and slippery stick. And guess what? The cord come out of the bottom of the thing. lol wut? Sega had one job: Improve upon the Saturn controller, but they fucked that up royally.
NES first generation controller gave me the sorest thumbs out of all controllers. I guess that also applies to SMS controller.
XBOX duke was like a controller built by MS just to troll people with an insane sized controller.
dragonzdogma
Member
Original X box controller
and to be honest the X box 1 controller is not that great.
Can someone please tell me that the R1 (or whatever is called button)
was clicking because I tried it at target (CLICK! * CLICK!!!*)
the sound is horrendous , and I'm shocked they have not replaced the embossed buttons since the original x box controller, buttons should be flat! comprendey?
and to be honest the X box 1 controller is not that great.
Can someone please tell me that the R1 (or whatever is called button)
was clicking because I tried it at target (CLICK! * CLICK!!!*)
the sound is horrendous , and I'm shocked they have not replaced the embossed buttons since the original x box controller, buttons should be flat! comprendey?
i agree that its definitely the loudest of the controllers i own
no ragrets
Unless I missed it, you're actually the first to mention the NES controller, which is one of the few Nintendo controllers I wouldn't argue against being considered.
Vital Tundra
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N64 controller worked perfectly with what games were on the system.
Go Go Google Image Search!
Ha hahha I totally owned that samurai controller! As awful as the dragon looks, the samurai was surprisingly comfortable. I used it so much the gold paint rubbed off.
Also the mask came off and there was a spooky skeleton face behind it. And the eyes glowed. 10/10 controller.
The N64 controller has always been really comfortable for me, that said if it's N64 night and you're the last on the couch? You get the Superpad.
The Superpad from my childhood is still in prime condition after all these years. Why? It's fucking terrible.
mattwhite924
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I love mine. Easily one of the best devices I've ever bought.
Though I've had Microsoft employees laugh at me for owning one on multiple occasions.
Smartphones or Kinect...
But seriously it's the Atari 5200 Controller
Just look at it. Primary buttons on the side, a joystick that rotates, and the numpad. Plus these things break really easily.
(...I actually really like the N64 controller)
You forgot it's biggest flaw, the non-centering analog stick. It makes playing games needlessly difficult at best, and unplayable at worst.
This thing. My dad had it and brought it out of storage in the late 90s for me to try out. I actually played it for hours and enjoyed it well enough, there was a multiplayer tank game I liked and he had the voice pack for Beeee Seventeeeen Booooomber.the intellivision controller, no contest.
uncomfortable,almost unusable and ... overlays....
But anyway, yeah the controller... what a mess. That disk is awful, and every button is uncomfortable to press.
Non-centering analogue sticks were really common back then on PC too. Utterly terrible for most gaming.
My first MP3 was a Creative Vision M, when other companies dared to make mp3 players. The thing kept freezing on me so I took it back to best buy and got an Original Zune "big bulky one".
It was cheaper. Took it home and the Zune software wouldn't install on my pc of all things I was like wtf it's a PC and Microsoft's own software doesn't work.
So I took it back the next day and caved in and got an iPod. I kept hearing the next Zune iterations got a whole lot better but I was already in deep with iTunes by then.
Lol that reminds me back when I was a kid and you would visit a friend to play some videogames and he hands you the crappy cheap third party controller his grandma gave him while he plays with the original one ."hey man! did you see that new Goldeneye game?"
"aww yeah, its so awesome!"
"lets do MP!"
"Yeah!"
*hands me this*
*left on analog stick immediately doesn't work*
"i...uhhh....im gonna go watch dragon ball z"
Godzilla's Left Toe
Member
Quite possibly the most uncomfortable controller in the modern era. Far too small and input is nowhere near precise enough as it should be.
Bonus points go to this:
The ergonomics really aren't great here.
Winner
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Rodin
Unconfirmed Member
People who say N64 are born in the 2000s. Analog, Z and rumble pack were unimaginable back then.
I'll go with DS3. Horrible build quality, feels cheaper than chinese stuff sold on the beach, sixaxis is a joke, buttons make crap feel good. Worst piece of shit i've ever used.
I'll go with DS3. Horrible build quality, feels cheaper than chinese stuff sold on the beach, sixaxis is a joke, buttons make crap feel good. Worst piece of shit i've ever used.
Not the worst but definitely up there. Awful battery life, horribly uncomfortable, and stupidly expensive? Yep, the Wii U gamepad.
As a fairly new Wii U owner, I have to agree. It's not the worst, but man do I not enjoy using that brick of a controller. It's just big enough, just heavy enough, and ergonomics are just off enough to make the whole thing uncomfortable to use for more than half an hour. I switched to using the Pro Controller, and while not a massive improvement (the build quality is terrible) it definitely makes playing things like Xenoblade for extended periods of time much less awkward and uncomfortable.
The Lamonster
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I was never a fan of the PS1/2/3 controllers. The buttons feel mushy, the grips aren't big enough, the thumbsticks are slippery, the rumble isn't strong enough, etc.
I'd hardly call it useless. With plenty of buttons and options to put whatever functions you want where you want, it's down to you to get what you want out of it. I'd say it's probably better than a normal controller in most games, and it lets you do things another controller cannot. And unlike a m +kb, it's more comfortable to use on a couch.
Light Hobo
Neo Member
"hey man! did you see that new Goldeneye game?"
"aww yeah, its so awesome!"
"lets do MP!"
"Yeah!"
*hands me this*
*left on analog stick immediately doesn't work*
"i...uhhh....im gonna go watch dragon ball z"
Yeah - N64 had some heinous 3rd party controllers.
protomouse
Member
The Ouya controller.
Way too light, felt super cheap and felt terrible to hold for any period of time, even though it completely apes modern controller design. The Ouya wasn't that great of a console, but the controller they packed in was absolute shit.
As far as recent controllers go, this would be my pick.
Problems encountered with mine:
- face buttons get stuck underneath the removable front plate
- needed lubricant out of the box
- generally poor wireless
- overall mushiness
- overall feels bad to hold