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Worst meltdown you have ever witnessed?

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The thing that made Kitsune suspicious was that his colloquial English was ridiculously nuanced for someone who claimed it was his second language.

Good (fake) poster though
 
Kusagari said:
There is no context.

Which is why it's so funny.
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Yep. Reading through his other posts it seems like he's just crazy.

baardhimself said:
ate 200 grams of cocaine in a nice burger and woke up laying in the street in moldovia with two broken forearms
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Edit : and this too

baardhimself said:
that cunt had it coming, if anything he could do with a few more slaps round the chops. i think its funny that i watched this fat fuck weeping about getting beaten up for calling people fags and insulting them the same day i watched the video of the iranian girl shot in the heart and dying in her fathers arms. this balding 30-something loser is laughable in comparison.
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My ex-gf flipping the fuck out on me at a tech n9ne concert because she was extremely drunk and stepped on some guys ankle, so I apologized to him about it.

She smacked me in the face a few times, shoved me, and ran out of the concert and sat inside our vehicle the rest of the show. All of this in front of hundreds of people, it was a what in the fuck moment and equally as embarrassing.

Super glad that bitch is my ex though. And I'm not just throwing the name bitch around because she is a girl, she truly was a bitch who was filled to the brim with hatred. She deserves to be alone for the rest of her life.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
In person, online, or on air. Worst meltdown you've ever been privy to?

In Grade 7, this kid tore up his test (he either didn't wanna take it or had gotten a bad grade, I can't remember) and threw it in the trash and when the teacher confronted him about it, he denied it at first, went nuts and started screaming, threw a chair, then grabbed his bike and biked halfway to Dairy Queen before turning around and biking back.
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Wait...how did you know how far he went? Or where he was going?
 
Internet meltdowns are the best because it makes the person look like some big whiny cry baby neck beard that takes forums and the internet way too seriously. Good times.
 
Some young woman lost her child at Universal Park in Orlando. She let out this primal scream that lasted about 40 seconds. It was pretty unnerving.
 
In highschool, a kid who made general jabs back and forth with this girl was just not in the mood one day in Math. She said something, and then he screamed "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE" (they were quiet before, so this was a total surprise to everyone else) and threw a desk across the room (hitting another classmate) before storming out of the room. Our teacher went after him along with another teacher which saw him in the hallway. We saw them out of the window.
 
Anyone have any more funny Gaf meltdowns or links to some of the ones only mentioned by names? They are always the most funny.
 
Cyan said:
And here it is, courtesy of goodcow's archive.

(context: Kitsune was called out for pretending to be Japanese)
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Holy shit, this guy's thread was the best. Wasn't he running a bunch of different accounts or something?

edit: guess I was thinking of a more recent guy pretending to be japanese

That one is still amazing though
 
Was working in the pharmacy of a grocery store a couple years ago and it was a pretty slow Saturday. I'm chatting with the pharmacist when we hear what sounds like somebody screaming bloody murder from the front of the store. It almost like an animal being attacked or something not human. Its a big store and you could probably hear it from anywhere. It just got dead silent after this shriek. Then I hear a woman's voice and you can hear her just start raging at someone (probably a front end manager) over something. So I step out to see what was going on, and as I'm walking closer I can start to make out what the argument is over.

Apparently this lady had just checked out and had looked over her receipt before leaving and saw something wrong with the price of a single bottle of Snapple. And she had turned around and stormed back in like this was the biggest deal in the world. So she starts laying into this manager who tells her they can refund it if she wants but at this point she was literally frothing at the mouth speaking total gibberish at a million words a minute. She's getting rather threatening and they've called security when she just slams the Snapple (which was glass) on the floor and storms out.
 
Cyan said:
And here it is, courtesy of goodcow's archive.

(context: Kitsune was called out for pretending to be Japanese)
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Didn't this happen to someone else on GAF too? I rememeber another user on GAF getting called out for not being Japanese/living in Japan. The guy was posting from a Seattle IP address constantly while going on about hwo he was living in Japan. The only reason It hink they are separate is because I am pretty sure goodcow's archive started before I posted on GAF. in any case, lol.
 
Some kid in the Navy wasnt wearing his uniform away from school and got his ass kicked by his instructor till the cops broke it up in front of hundred of people
 
I've had a few hate filled PMs sent my way Hate Mail style, but publicly our CFO melts down pretty much every Thursday and devolves into these weird rage induced stuttering fits. I'm sure the guy has had a speech impediment and it's awesome that he's worked through it, but when you get so mad that years of therapy go out the door and you devolve into a past self then that's pretty melt downy.
 
One of my best friends, whom is bipolar, once got a wet willy from his brother because he thought it was funny. He yelled so loud, veins were popping out of his head and he punched a hole in the ceiling.
 
marrec said:
I've had a few hate filled PMs sent my way Hate Mail style, but publicly our CFO melts down pretty much every Thursday and devolves into these weird rage induced stuttering fits. I'm sure the guy has had a speech impediment and it's awesome that he's worked through it, but when you get so mad that years of therapy go out the door and you devolve into a past self then that's pretty melt downy.
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Must be great for worker morale! Maybe he should have mentioned that in the job interview.
 
Baraka in the White House said:
Was that the one where he got all huffed up about a topic on the gaming side and pulled a Cartman?
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I thought Himuro got banned for calling Koshiba an attention whore. It was a meltdown, definitely.

Other meltdowns hmm. Does Iverson's practice speech count? I think that one PS3/iPhone hacker's rap diss to Sony was pretty close.

EDIT: Got the wrong poster.
 
I worked as a cashier this summer, and one day, this really rude looking old lady came in. I greeted her, she ignored me. I go about my business.

About 10 minutes later, she comes up and checks out. Problem is, her credit card keeps getting denied. After about the 3rd time (a huge line was behind her), she grabs the card out of my hand and starts yelling curses. Like really, really loud shit. Most of the people behind her just leave, and my manager comes out. She tries to calm the old lady down, but she's having none of it. Shouting match ensues, and the lady gets thrown out.

Never seen someone rage so hard.
 
OpinionatedCyborg said:
Didn't this happen to someone else on GAF too? I rememeber another user on GAF getting called out for not being Japanese/living in Japan. The guy was posting from a Seattle IP address constantly while going on about hwo he was living in Japan. The only reason It hink they are separate is because I am pretty sure goodcow's archive started before I posted on GAF. in any case, lol.
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Maybe you're thinking about AngelSoldier.

Baraka in the White House said:
Was that the one where he got all huffed up about a topic on the gaming side and pulled a Cartman?
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No. It involved koshiba, her breasts, and rednecks nibbling her on nipples.
 
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