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Worst meltdown you have ever witnessed?

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MrToughPants said:
Some dude jumped into a giant melting cauldron in the smelter and dissolved in seconds.

Biggest meltdown I've ever witnessed.
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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
In person, online, or on air. Worst meltdown you've ever been privy to?

In Grade 7, this kid tore up his test (he either didn't wanna take it or had gotten a bad grade, I can't remember) and threw it in the trash and when the teacher confronted him about it, he denied it at first, went nuts and started screaming, threw a chair, then grabbed his bike and biked halfway to Dairy Queen before turning around and biking back.

It was really, really weird.
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This exact same thing happened at my school, also in grade 7. And there's a dairy queen a quarter mile from the school...

I think we're the same person.
 
Ah, I think it was Segata Sanshiro I was thinking about. Flipped out over a topic about Donkey Kong Country or something and he took his marbles and went home. Wish I could find it but I'm on a phone right now.
 
8th grade - New kid. He was from portugal, hardly knew any english. By the end of the year he was fluent and for the most part had straight A's. Near the last day of school he got a B or something and he lost it. Flipped a chair and a couple desks. He never acted up before that, hardly spoke to anyone. Kept saying "Fuck this shit, I don't care, Fuck it!!". It sounded kind of funny because of his accent. Thinking back on it, he sounded like Milton from Office Space if he lost his shit.
 
Some heavyset gentleman was venting some emotional trauma and depression, and ends up admitting he licked his dogs asshole. That was a special magical night on gaf.
 
Atilac said:
Oh ya, it was fucking bananas.
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And you're going to keep this link to yourself because...?

You know, maybe I don't want to read that.

Edit: Oh, I don't believe a word that poster says. His mission is to get banned here over and over. That's his schtick.
 
SteelAttack said:
The fuck?
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It's none other than Otrebor Nightmarecoat

I dont know. Im reflecting on life and this is all I can do. I once fingered a puppy. It was named Hanky. Then I put my tongue inside its anus. It didint fight back, I think the puppy enjoyed it.


In his death bed, days before the inevitable happened, Dad said that the path to redemption is one of harsh cleanliness. Dosent matter if its physical or emotional, a man will find its path in pain. He raised me to be an honorary adolescent practicing this principle, then on my later years as you can see, it went straight to hell.
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That thread was weird all around
 
One poster made a post that nuns had boobs, ended up posting porn of buxom ladies wearing nun outfits, including wifey from wifeysworld.com
 
Awesome thread.
When my brother would lose his keys or wallet when we were younger it was a hoot. He would lose his marbles. An absolute nut job. I'd be laughing inside.
 
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I vaguely remember getting into a heated argument with someone over a year ago on GAF over MLP. I guess that's kind of a meltdown? Weirdest thing is in retrospect I think we were both (sort of) arguing the same thing and just horribly misread each other's posts.
 
Anyone know how Amir0x got himself banned?
 
Astrosanity said:
I vaguely remember getting into a heated argument with someone over a year ago on GAF over MLP. I guess that's kind of a meltdown? Weirdest thing is in retrospect I think we were both (sort of) arguing the same thing and just horribly misread each other's posts.
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Hahaha, yup. That looks like a fine ol' meltdown to me.

Gorilla warfare sounds AWESOME, though.
 
Astrosanity said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I vaguely remember getting into a heated argument with someone over a year ago on GAF over MLP. I guess that's kind of a meltdown? Weirdest thing is in retrospect I think we were both (sort of) arguing the same thing and just horribly misread each other's posts.
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That's just some copypasta.
 
Imbarkus said:
Anyone know how Amir0x got himself banned?
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Wasn't he just demoted to a regular member? If you're talking about that, I think it had something to do with him editing posts and denying he did during an argument with a junior, said junior took screencaps and caught him out flat-out lying. The event itself wasn't really that dramatic.

spindashing said:
That's just some copypasta.
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You just made the top of my list.

I know
 
There was a post on gaf and I was still a lurker at the time.

I'm not sure it was a "meltdown" per se but it involved something along the lines of, "...arctic crevice between your legs"

It was such a cutting remark.
 
Astrosanity said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I vaguely remember getting into a heated argument with someone over a year ago on GAF over MLP. I guess that's kind of a meltdown? Weirdest thing is in retrospect I think we were both (sort of) arguing the same thing and just horribly misread each other's posts.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
 
Kusagari said:
I think he got banned for the ranting he was doing in the thread on MLP a couple weeks ago.
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I thought that might be it, it was the most recent thread he posted in that was locked. Good brony meltdown maybe?
 
Rahxephon or w/e once posted a great rant about his user name. I believe it ended with him saying he was going to go masturbate. He was an alright poster, but not the healthiest of minds. If someone could link that, you'd be doing this thread justice.


It is amazing to me, in retrospect, that Ami was a mod at some point.
 
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