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[WanderingWind]

How do you burn water? That's like undercooking pop tarts.

 

[Log4Girlz]

I was trying to boil water too!

Water is fucking dangerous.

 

[Timedog]

Link us, man.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31532895&postcount=326

Read Technomancer's quote and go back from there.

 

[BadAss2961]

If you take gay as "man who has sexual atraction to man" how would a woman be considered gay ?

Really, most people I know would consider changing genders gay period.

 

[Log4Girlz]

How do you burn water? That's like undercooking pop tarts.

I must have angered some heathen god.

 

[Red]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31532895&postcount=326

Read Technomancer's quote and go back from there.

Wait -- is he actually saying that being gay is a failure due to lack of willpower?

And he doesn't know when he's aroused? Man I am not understanding any of this.

 

[Timedog]

Wait -- is he actually saying that being gay is a failure due to lack of willpower?

I don't know what he was saying. Probably just trying to squirm out of a test of his choice theory that he would never pass.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

I was trying to boil water too!

You almost set fire to a house using water?

 

[WanderingWind]

Wait -- is he actually saying that being gay is a failure due to lack of willpower?

And he doesn't know when he's aroused? Man I am not understanding any of this.

He's clearly confused about sexuality - his and others.

 

[Mumei]

How do you burn water? That's like undercooking pop tarts.

Well.

If you leave water boiling long enough eventually it just all boils away. Don't ask me how I know this. ._.

 

[Emitan]

You almost set fire to a house using water?

And gas


NO ONE IN THIS THREAD CAN COOK

 

[Red]

And gas


NO ONE IN THIS THREAD CAN COOK

I'm a pretty good cook thanks.

 

[Newline]

Maybe he's just asexual and projecting.

Seems like a plausible idea.

Wow must be hard tbh, relationships would be so painfully boring if I made an fully calculated and educated decision on everyone I wanted to be with.

 

[Princess Viola]

NO ONE IN THIS THREAD CAN COOK

I can cook.

Wait I cut myself cooking yesterday never mind.

 

[Emitan]

I'm a pretty good cook thanks.

Your wife will never let you leave now

 

[WanderingWind]

And gas


NO ONE IN THIS THREAD CAN COOK

Before I joined the military, I was a full-fledged, restaurant-running chef. I can make a pastry so delicious it would make you weep tears of joy.

Well.

If you leave water boiling long enough eventually it just all boils away. Don't ask me how I know this. ._.

...lol. I just don't understand how this is possible. Go buy the Joy of Cooking. It will change your life.

 

[Devolution]

Timedog can cook. He brought me a bacon pizza he made last night.

 

[Emitan]

Before I joined the military, I was a full-fledged, restaurant-running chef. I can make a pastry so delicious it would make you weep tears of joy.

When I'm rich and live in a mansion you can cook for me and my wife.

 

[Platy]

Really, most people I know would consider changing genders gay period.

Nobody changes gender.

People change sex....and even that is debatable....

So ... for most people changing sex is like ... a bad movie ?
You get so gay but SO GAY that you turn into a lesbian ?

NAH
Everybody knows that changing sex is only gay when you do it wth a Madonna and Lady Gaga soundtrack =P


On a related note, most people you know don't know ANYTHING about gender =D

Before I joined the military, I was a full-fledged, restaurant-running chef. I can make a pastry so delicious it would make you weep tears of joy.

So if people say "I always dream of dating a miliatary" do you way "sorry, I was not a military my whole life .... I was a ..... CHEF !" and they go all "OMFG WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ????" and then you go all "...but i'm a military now !!!! and I can cook ! =D" and they go all "BUT I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FUCK YOU KNOWING THAT YOU MADE EXPENSIVE FOOD TO LIVEEEEE" and then you go like "But i'm a military now ! Look ! People look me on the street and they say i'm a military because I wear military uniform ! Nobody would say that you are dating a chef ..." and they would go "BUT I HAVE A PREFERENCE THAT IS NEVER TO DATE A CHEF EVEEEERRR" and then ...

....what ?
Oh .. yes ... so ... cooking ? =x

 

[Red]

Your wife will never let you leave now

If I weren't around she'd be living off of chicken broth and ramen.

 

[Sibylus]

Gay has only been mainstream recently? How recently are we talking, within the past 3,000 years?

And gas


NO ONE IN THIS THREAD CAN COOK

I resent this allegation!

Spoiler

Okay, so it's mostly out of a box or can, but that shit counts!

 

[Emitan]

I can make instant ramen at least...

 

[Ghost_Protocol]

Nope. Also, I've never seen a transgender female who looks convincingly female. Not ever.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Timedog can cook. He brought me a bacon pizza he made last night.

He only cooks pizza doesn't he...

 

[Princess Viola]

I burned a Toaster Strudel once.

 

[Red]

Gay has only been mainstream recently? How recently are we talking, within the past 3,000 years?

Gay just hit the top 40, didn't you hear?

 

[Devolution]

He only cooks pizza doesn't he...

That and fried chicken.

 

[WanderingWind]

When I'm rich and live in a mansion you can cook for me and my wife.

I'll think about it. But, interesting factoid about WW. He knows 57 ways to kill man with his bare hands AND can make 143 kinds of souffle with only 6 ingredients.

Resume writing is fun.

 

[Emitan]

Nope. Also, I've never seen a transgender female who looks convincingly female. Not ever.

?

 

[Devolution]

Nope. Also, I've never seen a transgender female who looks convincingly female. Not ever.

Not even the women I posted or you mean in person?

 

[Ashhong]

One of my closest friend's is one, but no, I would not.

 

[Timedog]

If you compress water enough nuclear fusion will occur, where eventually carbon atoms may result, possibly allowing you to burn the matter that was once water.

 

[Kinyou]

He only cooks pizza doesn't he...

My understanding was that Timedog is pizza

 

[Sibylus]

Gay just hit the top 40, didn't you hear?

I don't listen to the radio. I'm a snob.

 

[pigeon]

Years later she would learn that he was an Argentinian spy, and the two of them would be executed after a failed coupe.

Okay, I read his posts in the Herman Cain thread that Mumei linked. BSTF doesn't know when he is sexually attracted to women or not. He says he has no way to determine whether he is sexually attracted to women when looking at them.

I literally have no way to understand this experience of the world. I suggest that it is not representative. Of anybody, basically.

 

[WanderingWind]

If you compress water enough nuclear fusion will occur, where eventually carbon atoms may result, possibly allowing you to burn the matter that was once water.

Or, Timedog the Science Frog, you can just boil it away until you're left with the impurities, which will burn.

I mean, you have to be really focused on dancing around to "Butterfly" in your underoos and socks to let that happen, but hey, Mumei is only human.

 

[Log4Girlz]

My understanding was that Timedog is pizza

I owe him one million space bucks.

 

[Red]

Not even the women I posted or you mean in person?

Out of the women you posted only

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mk8dd.jpg[/IMG]

really stands out to me as attractive. I am not disagreeing with you, but I don't think you picked the best examples.

 

[TheSeks]

Yeah but his dick wouldn't work.

And that's to stop the other four guys in the fuck fest? Come on, Devo. You're slipping here.

 

[Platy]

Nope. Also, I've never seen a transgender female who looks convincingly female. Not ever.

If you saw a transgender female who looked convincingly female, how would you know they are transgender ?

See the problem here ?

People usualy think only the barely passable transgender people are the ones that exist ...

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

?

All due respect dear, I've seen a few porno clips of her. (before she took of her clothes) She is convincing to certain eyes, but some have more keen eyes than others.

A publicity glam shot should never be used for any kind of evidence in this type of senarios.

Of course she has gone through lot of transitions, I haven't kept pace with her porn career. Maybe she's more convincing on video now than she was with that "one" video of her that I "watched"

 

[Emitan]

All due respect dear, I've seen a few porno clips of her. (before she took of her clothes)

A publicity glam shot should never be used for any kind of evidence in this type of senarios.

Of course she has gone through lot of transitions, I haven't kept pace with her porn career. Maybe she's more convincing on video now than she was with that "one" video of her that I "watched"

I watched a few of her vids and her breast size was fluctuating a lot. She looks really good when they're bigger but I'm biased and love boobs.

 

[PBalfredo]

Suppose as a kid you killed and skinned a neighbor's cat but are not a regular hunter as an adult. Are you obligated to disclose the cat incident?

In this case I would be obliged to disclose this to a therapist because this means I'm probably a sociopath.




But I wont.


Because I'm a sociopath.

 

[Emitan]

Is that the final boss from Earthbound?!

 

[Ghost_Protocol]

Not even the women I posted or you mean in person?

Either. I went back and looked at your post.....The first 3 have facial features that give them away, but the last one is easily the most convincing of the 4. However, we're only looking at a side view.

 

[Professor Beef]

And gas


NO ONE IN THIS THREAD CAN COOK

DON'T GO LUMPING ME IN WITH THE NON-COOKERS.

 

[Emitan]

DON'T GO LUMPING ME IN WITH THE NON-COOKERS.

Can you cook anything besides beef?

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

I'll think about it. But, interesting factoid about WW. He knows 57 ways to kill man with his bare hands AND can make 143 kinds of souffle with only 6 ingredients.

Resume writing is fun.

I'd like to see you try and kill me zombie boy!

 

[PBalfredo]

Is that the final boss from Earthbound?!

All I see is a pony. Isn't her mane lovely?

Spoiler

----------Yes, it's Giygas----------

 

[WanderingWind]

I'd like to see you try and kill me zombie boy!

My nemesis.