As i mentioned earlier my ships discovered an alien base nearby, feeling confident from my prior victories i decided to storm the base.
This was a mistake.
Team members: Chicken Ramen, Brashnir, Icarus Daedelus, Jay Sosa, StrummerJones, XiaNaphryz, LQX and Methane47's brother.
StrummerJones: As the higher ranking officer on this mission i'm taking command, so XiaNaphryz you go first.
XiaNaphryz : Oh that's just great...sir.
StrummerJones: I hope you passed on the tacos for this mission soldier.
XiaNaphryz: First room is clear, sir!
StrummerJones: Your turn Icarus Daedelus.
Icarus Daedelus: On it, sir.
Icarus Daedelus: Clear, i hope.
StrummerJones: Brashnir and Chicken Ramen, it's your turn now to go down.
Brashnir: Ok.
Chicken Ramen: Got it.
Icarus Daedelus: Hey XiaNaphryz don't separate from the group!
XiaNaphryz: It will be fine i'll just hide here, ehhh i mean i'll cover this area.
Icarus Daedelus: I have a bad feeling about this...
Chicken Ramen: Me and Icarus will go cover the north.
Alien: La La La La
Alien: La La La La
XiaNaphryz: It appears someone has shot me with a plasma rifle.
XiaNaphryz: Thank god my armor protected me, hey wait what's this red stuff?!
XiaNaphryz: Oh god *dies*
StrummerJones: Damn XiaNaphryz is down!
Icarus Daedelus: I told you so!
StrummerJones: Hey wait a minute, soldier Methane47's brother why aren't you wearing your armor?
Methane47's brother: It got in the way when handling this sweet rocket launcher i got so i ditched it.
StrummerJones: You what?!
Methane47's brother: It's cool man those things kill more lives than they save, i heard that somewhere.
StrummerJones: Oh christ...
Alien: Oh hai!
Icarus Daedelus: Ahhhhhhhhh! *shoots*
Icarus Daedelus: Damn that was close!
Brashnir: Snakeman eliminated, be careful there are more out there!
Brashnir: Ouch! that hurt but i am still alive, just some minor internal injuries that's all.
Jay Sosa: Chryssalid incoming!
Jay Sosa: Eat this!
Jay Sosa: Oh shit it's close!
Jay Sosa: Hot stuff coming your way!
Jay Sosa: Phew!
StrummerJones: It's time to press forward, go!
Jay Sosa: Damn i missed!
Jay Sosa: Fuck two snakemen are close by, i am retreating!
Jay Sosa: I think i'm safe here.
Jay Sosa: Oh my god!
Jay Sosa: What's that white light? it looks so pretty...... *dies*
Brashnir: Jay Sosa NOOOOOOO!
StrummerJones: Damn another good man down, alien explosives are so overpowered it's not even funny.
Chicken Ramen: Die you murderer!
Icarus Daedelus: Behind you chicken!
Icarus Daedelus: I think the two snakemen are down.
StrummerJones: Prepare to move forward, i'll be right behind you.
Icarus Daedelus: In position.
Methane47's brother: What's a disco dance floor doing on an alien base?
Methane47's brother: Doesn't matter, i'll just blow this wall up for no reason at all! Haha
StrummerJones: Stop fucking around Methane47's brother and get back here.
Methane47's brother: ok....
Chicken Ramen: Got one by the entrance!
StrummerJones: Good, now everyone gather up, we are breaching this door.
StrummerJones: LQX, as the one holding the alien stun gun i am ordering you enter that room and capture me some breathing aliens, we need this so don't fuck this up!
LQX: FUFUFUFUFU!
LQX: The room is empty but there's a lift going up, i could use some backup here in case i have to retreat.
Brashnir: Got your back bro!
Chicken Ramen: If an alien fuck goes down here we'll blast his ass!
Icarus Daedelus: It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum.
LQX: Thanks guys!
LQX: Say a prayer for me guys! I am going up!
LQX: Damn at least two snakemen are here! I'll see if i can stun them (including me)....FUCK! not enough AP! i'm retreating! watch my back!
LQX: I think we are better off setting an ambush here guys, i think it's the most safe way...hey what's that purple stuff coming my way?
LQX: Oh jeez.
StrummerJones: Guys?
StrummerJones: FUCK FUCK FUCK! damn you alien scum!
StrummerJones: I guess it's just me now.
Methane47's brother: I am still alive you know!
StrummerJones: .......I guess it's just me now.
StrummerJones: I think i got all of the aliens on this room but what the fuck i do now?
Methane47's brother: Fuck you StrummerJones for thinking i am not worth it, i'll show you, i'll show everyone!
Methane47's brother: Not fair! not fair!
Methane47's brother: I'll see you...
Methane47's brother: In the other side...
Methane47's brother: ....bro. *dies*
StrummerJones: I think the best course of action is to wait in this corner and shoot the aliens that come trought the door, i hope this works...
StrummerJones: Fuck a Chryssalid! I better make this shot!
StrummerJones: Closer....
StrummerJones: I think this plan is gonna work.
StrummerJones: Game over man, game over...
StrummerJones: I'm coming guys.... *dies*
This mission was a total and complete failure, i lost 8 good men not to mention the loss of equipment. Like usual the deceased soldiers will receive a military funeral with honors and their families will be well compensated, X-com regrets this huge loss. Now it's time to start recruiting again...
Casualties: Chicken Ramen, Brashnir, Icarus Daedelus, Jay Sosa, StrummerJones, XiaNaphryz, LQX and Methane47's brother.