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Xbox 360 owners are best in the bedroom according to new study

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Vire

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Xbox players better in bed than Playstation and Wii rivals, study finds

Metro said:
A study has identified the gamers who are best in the sack (Picture: Alamy)
A study by a money saving website has revealed that Xbox 360 owners are the best in the bedroom.

Xbox players came out on top of the gaming pile when it comes to sexual prowess, beating those who use Playstation and Wii consoles.

The study, by VoucherCodesPro, polled 1,747 partners of gamers in the UK, as part of research into the effect playing games has on relationships.

After establishing which console was used by the respondents’ partners to play videogames, the study asked, ‘How would you rate your partner in the bedroom?’

Xbox players are better at sex than other gamers (Picture: AFP/Getty)
The results saw just 11 per cent respond ‘excellent’, while most - 27 per cent said their partner was ‘good’, 26 per cent said their partner was ‘average’ and a disappointing 20 per cent branded their partner’s bedroom skills as ‘below average’.

When the results were broken down, it emerged that Xbox players had been rated the highest by their partners, with 54 per cent of Xbox gamers being described as ‘good’ or above and 22 per cent being regarded as ‘excellent’.

Wii players also fared relatively well, with 47 per cent of them being described as ‘good’ or above.

In contrast, PC gamers performed badly in the bedroom study, as only three per cent were described as being ‘excellent’ and eight per cent as very good.

As part of the study, respondents were also questioned about the frequency of gaming compared to bedroom activity and their opinion on the ratio.

Of the respondents, 21 per cent wanted ‘more sex, less gaming’ from their partner, whereas an intriguing 11 per cent wanted ‘less sex, more gaming’.
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:lol PC Gamers.
 
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BronsonLee

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All that time having sex with my mother seems to have paid off for Xbox owners!

Backtrack Edit! Xbox Live, guys. I added more to it, dammit :p
 
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A Sentient Keyboard

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Surprised the 360 owners beat out the Wii owners. My initial thought was 'lol looks like hardcore gamers are stereotypically shit at sex'.

Can't wait to see this study to be used in fanboy wars.
 
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antitrop

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I don't know why PC gamers aren't very good.

If I have the patience to spend 2 hours fucking with INI settings in Bioshock Infinite, I can spare 30 minutes of foreplay.
 
Vire

Vire

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BronsonLee said:
All that time having sex with my mother seems to have paid off
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MrNyarlathotep

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360 owners girlfriends are chavs using money off vouchers.

PC gamers girlfriends are all affluent like their dedicated gaming boyfriends.
 
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knitoe

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antitrop said:
I don't know why PC gamers aren't very good.

If I have the patience to spend 2 hours fucking with INI settings in Bioshock Infinite, I can spare 30 minutes of foreplay.
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Who has time for sex when you are trying to get that extra few fps...
 
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