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[Skilletor]

I've got 3 xboxes in my house.

Beast mode.

 

[DaBoss]

But I own all the devices, where do I fit in?

pants
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[PopeReal]

The Fapper Race

 

[Finaika]

My theory is 360 owners have no good games so they get bored and have sex, while PC gamers spend their whole day raiding in World of Warcraft etc.

 

[Dunlop]

That explains it, traded in my 360 for a Wii-U last week. Haven't been able to last past taking off my pants ever since

 

[Ushae]

This thread is hilarious. Wonder what the % for PS3 owners was.

 

[Sub_Level]

360 owners are so good at sex cuz they have no games to play so they go outside lolio

U guys may hav sex but pc has deus ex

 

[GeoGonzo]

Serious answer to silly topic:
I'm guessing its age related? Teenagers are more likely to think their partner is great in bed because they're more emotional and inexperienced than an adult... meanwhile, an older person in a stable relationship that has lost some of its passion may recall better times/partners and judge their partner harshly.

 

[ilMikhail]

Always hot , always connected

 

[LorDjidane]

Dat study. I was a 360 only owner, just bought a Vita to reduce my bedroom performances. The waifu couldn't keep up.

 

[flyinpiranha]

Serious answer to silly topic:
I'm guessing its age related? Teenagers are more likely to think their partner is great in bed because they're more emotional and inexperienced than an adult... meanwhile, an older person in a stable relationship that has lost some of its passion may recall better times/partners and judge their partner harshly.

PS3/PC players are jaded men in unsatisfying relationships confirmed.

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

Serious answer to silly topic:
I'm guessing its age related? Teenagers are more likely to think their partner is great in bed because they're more emotional and inexperienced than an adult... meanwhile, an older person in a stable relationship that has lost some of its passion may recall better times/partners and judge their partner harshly.

No, the serious response is the data pool it's collected from.

Its ~1700 people who answered a survey on an internet shopping coupon site.

 

[papercamm]

I'm glad somebody found this out.

 

[IHaveCandy]

That's because a majority of 360 owners have ared ring of death

 

[Phonomezer]

Condom ads on the dashboard incoming.

 

[Waylon Drums]

There are a lot of very specific porn references throughout this post. Makes me wonder if anyone here has done it with an actual other person.

 

[xbhaskarx]

In contrast, PC gamers performed badly in the bedroom study, as only three per cent were described as being ‘excellent’ and eight per cent as very good.

Master race will soon be extinct.

 

[ToxicAdam]

Pc Gamers more likely to be married.





<-- married.

 

[omonimo]

I suspect the female sexpartner of 360 owners are the more liars.

 

[The Omega Man]

So it is true then, PS3

Spoiler

owner

has no game

 

[RotBot]

Is this the evolution of infographic spam? Using phone survey spam to get your site's name published in news articles?

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

Were there no WiiU owners in the survey lol

 

[dmr87]

I have a PC, Wii (U), PS3 and 360, what does it mean?

 

[flyinpiranha]

I have a PC, Wii (U), PS3 and 360, what does it mean?

That you don't spend enough time with your SO =P

 

[Soriku]

Were there no WiiU owners in the survey lol

Too busy smanging to vote.

 

[digoutyoursoul]

Condom ads on the dashboard incoming.

Lmao

 

[Deadbeat]

So how does this work with multiple platforms?

 

[Haunted]

They're also way more open to paying for sex.

dat first reply

 

[phosphor112]

Damn, those 12 year olds got game.

 

[tatotiburon]

my girlfriend agrees xD

 

[Brashnir]

Were there no WiiU owners in the survey lol

To be fair, there's only like 80 Wii U owners out there.

 

[Vilix]

The master race. Pfft.

 

[GANGSTERKILLER]

Condom ads on the dashboard incoming.

 

[MikeE21286]

They don't call it the sex box for nothing

 

[Tiops]

They're also way more open to paying for sex.

First post always wins.

 

[Vilix]

So how does this work with multiple platforms?

Bi, tri, and full on swingers.

 

[Mokubba]

Master race my backfoot

 

[Parallacs]

I have a small white wii...

I also have a slightly larger black wiiu. My wife likes it.

 

[GarthVaderUK]

Uno.

 

[Magnus]

They're also way more open to paying for sex.

Best first post of the year so far? Fucking amazing.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

This is true, I couldn't make my fiancé climax until I played Halo 4

 

[Cramoss]

They're also way more open to paying for sex.

 

[jond76]

They're also way more open to paying for sex.

It didn't say anything about quantity, only quality. Your argument is invalid.

 

[MrT-Tar]

dat first post...

Also, why would someone fund such a pointless survey?

 

[Hana-Bi]

Cannot wait for Kinect 2 to analyse my performance.

Will be a new Kinect BedroomSport Feature.

 

[tsab]

Just according to keikaku. Microsoft should use it with their 720 unveiling.

dat first post...

Also, why would someone fund such a pointless survey?

think of the unemployed survey managers

 

[Marleyman]

Makes sense.

 

[sleepykyo]

So much for the Master Race

That doesn't conflict with it. Clearly while the lord of the manor is away, the poolboy is satisfying the wife.

Perfect.

 

[IHaveCandy]

Cannot wait for Kinect 2 to analyse my performance.

Will be a new Kinect BedroomSport Feature.

Kinect 2 will reach you all sorts of tantric sex methods, Dance Central style.

 

[Ol No Bones]

Sony saw the issue and then designed the move controller to assist.