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[syko de4d]

Play on Xbox Live on anything. Trust me.

ESPECIALLY Uno. Oh god Uno is terrifying

i think the problem is it sounds like you would have... but you mean the guys who always say "I f**** your mother noob" would f*** your mom, or? I hope you mean it, i really hope it :lol

 

[kingofthedead45]

 

[Vire]

6 years in and the PS3 still has no game.

Haha, I'm so glad I made this thread.

 

[ULTROS!]

I didn't know dating sims taught Japan to be better at sex.

 

[LonelyGreyWolf]

Why would anyone do a study like this? WHY?

 

[Kallor]

Nintendo fans have a few more years of playing with their Wii's before they're ready for sex.

 

[digoutyoursoul]

Why would anyone do a study like this? WHY?

To get people furious

 

[dorkimoe]

Why would anyone do a study like this? WHY?

There was one in 2010 about android vs iphone. Its just a pointless study

 

[BibiMaghoo]

Am I going to be the one that points out how only 11% said their partners were exxcellent?

Well, erm, what the fuck are you doing with them then? If you think they are under par, then er, maybe teach them? Maybe tell them what they are doing wrong yes? Make them excellent partners yes?

Smh...

Sex. People are doing it wrong.

 

[Karsticles]

Xbox 360 owners most easily satisfied.

 

[BronsonLee]

i think the problem is it sounds like you would have... but you mean the guys who always say "I f**** your mother noob" would f*** your mom, or? I hope you mean it, i really hope it :lol

Ahhhh, got it. Phrasing!

Clearly I mean the latter.

 

[Daedardus]

Nintendo fans have a few more years of playing with their Wii's before they're ready for sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liy-hy5RPYw

 

[Kerub]

Nice to finally see this confirmed.

 

[pringles]

Why would anyone do a study like this? WHY?

Looking forward to the study on sexual prowess of people making studies on sexual prowess of gamers. "90% of women wanted their partners to make less useless sex studies, more actual sex."

 

[DigitalOp]

I dont need a damn game console to determine my sex game quality.


I let the vag do that. heh heh

 

[Strike]

They're also way more open to paying for sex.

All that time having sex with my mother seems to have paid off

 

[Interfectum]

PC Gamers are practicing on the wrong pillow...

 

[Übermatik]

Well they've all done my mother, apparently.

 

[buddha0991]

 

[Omegasquash]

What if I have three 360's, a PS3, 2 Wii's (heh) and am building a gaming PC?

And what about handhelds?!

 

[Robso]

8gb of GDDR5 Ram just got trounced. MS will open the conference next month with this survey.

What if I have three 360's, a PS3, 2 Wii's (heh) and am building a gaming PC?

And what about handhelds?!

Too many consoles, too many games and no time for sex?

 

[Des0lar]

All the years and just now I finally know what they meant...

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

 

[BronsonLee]

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Worst backfire on joke ever! Back to lurking I go

 

[jaypah]

But I own all 4? Super stud in this bitch!

 

[panda21]

i have ps3 wiiu xbox360 and pc what does this mean

 

[statham]

Originally Posted by Strike;52644177[IMG:
http://i.minus.com/ihViICoUCoMb5.gif[/IMG]
Worst backfire on joke ever! Back to lurking I go

fail.

 

[CSX]

Kinect as webcam working wonders

 

[TheShampion]

VoucherCodePro is where I get all my accurate scientific studies from.

Seriously, what? I can't imagine this actually standing up to peer review.

It would be fun to look more into this though. I wonder how people who play on iOS, 3DS, and Vita would come out?

 

[Lightning Lord]

PC Gamers are practicing on the wrong pillow...

I am so lucky I was not drinking anything when I saw that picture.

 

[flyinpiranha]

Ha, awesome first post.

 

[maltrain]

Not bad at all if it's true.

 

[shinobi602]

 

[Ridesh]

Fuck yeah, I fuck more than the bald guy from Brazzers (Xbox 360 owner of course).

 

[Ponti]

When the results were broken down, it emerged that Xbox players had been rated the highest by their partners, with 54 per cent of Xbox gamers being described as ‘good’ or above and 22 per cent being regarded as ‘excellent’.

But how much gamerscore was it worth?

 

[mclem]

Makes no sense.

"Excellent" is an entirely subjective measurement. It's quite reasonable to ponder if it's simply a case that the same actual performance would be regarded in two different bands by two different responders.

It strikes me that there's little likelihood of *actual* correlation between console of choice and prowess, and I think it's at *least* as likely as correlation between console of choice and partner's standards for sexual capabilities.

 

[jwk94]

Where is this from?

 

[casiopao]

........... i can't imagine how is my sexual level here lol.

Having 3 Wii, 1 PS3, 1 360, 3 3DS and 1 Vita should make my level over 9000 right?

 

[oneida]

All that time having sex with my mother seems to have paid off

HaHahahhahhah

 

[Vire]

Where is this from?

E3 2010 when they did the whole Oprah "YOU GET A FREE XBOX 360 SLIM, AND YOU!"

 

[Acorn]

Is it because the other two rroded?

Spoiler

mine did

I have (had) a 360 and a pc, so am I supposed to add the percentages or take an average to calculate how good I am in the sack.

One did, and the other is an old pro and then I bought an elite.

I really should sell them, they just sit underneath my bed doing nothing.

 

[Htown]

An online poll hosted by a coupon website.

Sounds legit to me.

 

[Strike]

Where is this from?

Microsoft's E3 2010 Press conference

 

[eso76]

Well, that's a marketing strategy too i guess.

 

[foxdvd]

 

[pants]

But I own all the devices, where do I fit in?

 

[DaBoss]

They're also way more open to paying for sex.

looooool

 

[JessicaPadkin]

I blame PS Home. The last time I tried having sex with a PS3 owner, he just ran around me in a circle shouting "you're a girl!" over and over.

 

[Demon Ice]

They're also way more open to paying for sex.

 

[Ridley327]

They're also way more open to paying for sex.