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[Mahzkrieg]

She's good looking like Rebecca Black
Producers knew exactly what they were doing with this

 

[aku:jiki]

Aw, I just noticed the kid I linked to is responding to the fake comments and thanking them and now I feel bad. Her parents are horrible! Pay this Patrice fool to let the kid make a joke of herself online, then pay other people to make the kid think she has fans.

 

[RevDM]

"Rich White Spaghetti"

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

Woman, you better use real bread crumbs, and start, over!

Looks like Captain Crunch...

Suspension of disbelief immediately shattered by this scene.

 

[Timedog]

From the thread title I thought it was gonna be like that The Girls video where a dude grabbed another dude's boner and started singing into it like a microphone. I think it was the dude from Hunx and His Punx, dude doesn't give a fuck.

 

[Omegasquash]

Amazing 90's font.

 

[Mahzkrieg]

 

[Galang]

^ He came out of nowhere, I laughed the first time.

That's the same black guy from Rebecca Black's Friday video

I guess this is intentional..

 

[Adamm]

Mash potato, EYY!!

But seriously, this is one of the most awful things ive ever seen.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Now wait a second...at least Friday was catchy in a demented sort of way.

 

[Omegasquash]

I really can't look at this for more than 15 seconds at a time without pausing it and taking a breath.

It's that awkward. It will also blow up on social media, sadly.

 

[Loxley]

I expected a gif of this moment and was not disappointed. Thank you GAF.

Can someone gif the part with the kid looks at the yams(?) and does the weird bug-eyed head nod?

 

[RobotMafia]

:lol. The dude middle left looks like hes going to punch himself while giving a thumbs up.

 

[Phreaker]

This must be a new trend, signing badly about the most mundane of things.

 

[MRORANGE]

 

[Angry Grimace]

Totally creepy.

 

[FrankCaron]

This has to be the new "congrats on the sex" gif. It's too funny.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Needs more: black people.

 

[sixteen-bit]

Fake Usher is too happy to be there man.

 

[deejay8595]

LOL!!!

 

[SupraDarky]

There is nothing in that BBQ.

 

[shira]

There is nothing in that BBQ.

Are the fireworks real?

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

There is nothing in that BBQ.

Holy shit!

Someone make a decent gif of the praying bit where the black gif gives her a "bitch you're crazy" look.

Are the fireworks real?

Are the people real?

 

[Slayer-33]

This thread is awesome

 

[Malleymal]

this is great...

hurry up spotify

 

[Nizz]

edit 2: singing into a turkey leg, wat

edit 3: random middle-aged dude hanging out with kids with no other adults around, just saying

At the end she's using a turkey leg as microphone...

Mid 30s guy parties all year with preteen white girls. Or something very similar.

Haha, I'm dying!

 

[The One Who Knocks]

This video (and most importantly the gifs) is amazingly cringe-worthy. Honestly though, most of his videos are pretty terrible: https://www.youtube.com/user/patomuzic/videos?flow=grid&view=0

This one I find particularly bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRj9T_On9Js&feature=plcp but the one in the original post is pretty terrible too. They're all, more or less, of a pretty consistent quality.

EDIT: Although, I do find it odd that most (all?) of his videos consist mostly of children and himself. EDIT: Explained below, that makes more sense then.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

This video (and most importantly the gifs) is amazingly cringe-worthy. Honestly though, most of his videos are pretty terrible: https://www.youtube.com/user/patomuzic/videos?flow=grid&view=0

This one I find particularly bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRj9T_On9Js&feature=plcp but the one in the original post is pretty terrible too. They're all, more or less, of a pretty consistent quality.

EDIT: Although, I do find it odd that most (all?) of his videos consist mostly of children and himself.

Wow, I had never checked his channel. Even creepier than I imagined.

 

[The Elite]

This video (and most importantly the gifs) is amazingly cringe-worthy. Honestly though, most of his videos are pretty terrible: https://www.youtube.com/user/patomuzic/videos?flow=grid&view=0

This one I find particularly bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRj9T_On9Js&feature=plcp but the one in the original post is pretty terrible too. They're all, more or less, of a pretty consistent quality.

EDIT: Although, I do find it odd that most (all?) of his videos consist mostly of children and himself.

Surely this man is on some sort of watch list.

 

[RoadDogg]

I wonder if they re-record it next year when Easter is in March, not April.

 

[Loxley]

This video (and most importantly the gifs) is amazingly cringe-worthy. Honestly though, most of his videos are pretty terrible: https://www.youtube.com/user/patomuzic/videos?flow=grid&view=0

This one I find particularly bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRj9T_On9Js&feature=plcp but the one in the original post is pretty terrible too. They're all, more or less, of a pretty consistent quality.

EDIT: Although, I do find it odd that most (all?) of his videos consist mostly of children and himself.

See, you can tell they're really in England because of all the shear England in that video. Brits walk around with Union Jacks all over themselves right?

...Wait a second...she mentions second grade during the song, wouldn't that be primary school? And I thought she was actually British! >:[

 

[Kinyou]

Does the girl on the left count as Latino? Because she's the only one who doesn't look like an idiot while striking a pose.

 

[weekend_warrior]

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Nightmare fuel. Look like balls.

 

[Tugatrix]

I want a gif of the black dude in the turkey dress dancing

 

[FoneBone]

EDIT: Although, I do find it odd that most (all?) of his videos consist mostly of children and himself.

His business is producing "professional" music videos for teen and pre-teen girls who want to be "stars" and whose families have way too much money to burn.

Let's not forget the wonders of CJ Fam.

 

[dejay]

Nightmare fuel. Look like balls.

You have nightmares about balls?

 

[Escape Goat]

black people can you help us white folk make good music videos plz

 

[Smiles and Cries]

best Thanksgiving song evar?

 

[Omegasquash]

That woman in the door in the background...

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

You have nightmares about balls?

lol. I meant the weird grown up dancing with kids who are clearly not related to him, plus the mask.

 

[donkey show]

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

Does the girl on the left count as Latino? Because she's the only one who doesn't look like an idiot while striking a pose.

That stupid fucking sideways peace sign or whatever it is (excuse my ignorance of these things) doesn't make one look like an idiot?

 

[Lijik]

Cmon guys, Patrice just wants to make people happy

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

It could be worse guys. It could be a creepy white dude with glasses.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Woman, you better use real bread crumbs, and start, over!

Looks like Captain Crunch...

yep, they raised her wrong.

 

[meijiko]

Woman, you better use real bread crumbs, and start, over!

Looks like Captain Crunch...

I thought it was frozen corn... I don't know what she's making, though.

 

[Zee-Row]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

 

[Bgamer90]

-"It's...." in the song's title? Check.
-Obvious things being stated about the day? Check.
-Pre-teen White girl using autotune? Check.
-People that can't dance? Check.
-A Black guy doing strange/embarrassing things in the video? Check.

Definitely on its way to becoming the new "Friday" lol.

 

[Escape Goat]