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D2M15 · Mar 20, 2007

Inspired by the recent nostalgia and shame threads, let's take a moment to salute those bitmap captured princesses and flirtatious shopkeepers that stole so many Eighties hearts (awful airbrush representations from Western cover art will also be accepted).

Obviously, this thread is worthless without pics, even though most have aged so badly as to only serve as proof that 13-year-old boys will find erotic awakening in anything vaguely shaped like a girl.

So, as I've failed to find the Rodland extra life fairy, let's hear it for FORGOTTEN WORLDS SHOP GIRL!

Is that a Balkan Cannon behind the counter or are you just pleased to see me?

Wario64 · Mar 20, 2007

oh dear

p.s. katana mk2

dog$ · Mar 20, 2007

Poison

Thanks, Capcom.

miguel_c_hammer · Mar 20, 2007

how pathetic...

viralmarketeer · Mar 20, 2007

D2M15 · Mar 20, 2007

dog$ said:
Poison
Thanks, Capcom.

BUT IT'S OK IF YOU DON'T KNOW, RIGHT?

{Mike} · Mar 20, 2007

MMMMMMMM

Defuser · Mar 20, 2007

In before somebody say Bridget

D2M15 · Mar 20, 2007

{Mike} said:
MMMMMMMM

Dude, Tyris-Flare's FATHER and MOTHER were KILLED BY DEATH-ADDER and you bring furries into this thread? Is nothing sacred?

PorscheThunder · Mar 20, 2007

viralmarketeer said:

/thread over.

callous · Mar 20, 2007

ZX Spectrum, C64 and Amiga games were remarkable devoid of females.

Oh wait, I remembered one!

D2M15 · Mar 20, 2007

callous said:
ZX Spectrum, C64 and Amiga games were remarkable devoid of females.

Au contraire, my friend:
http://www.pressplaythenanykey.com/articulos/buenorras en los videojuegos/ (NSFW)

And some of us will never forget it was the C64 (and Bob Wakelin) that transformed Athena from a teenage girl with a purple bobcut into, erm,

Defuser · Mar 20, 2007

D2M15 said:

Wow that is SNK's Athena? :lol

bengraven · Mar 20, 2007

I admit, my 9 year old self had a crush on the girl from El Viento and Valis. And my 13 year old self liked Chun-Li and Blaze from Streets of Rage 2 a little too much. :lol

sebmarine · Mar 20, 2007

Blaze Fielding (SOR trilogy)

There's an awesome ending screen of her, don't remember if its in SOR2 or 3 where she's sunbathing or something. It sure got my teenage blood pumpin'.

Artemis (Phelios - Megadrive/arcade)

op_ivy · Mar 20, 2007

apple in zillion for the sms. so hot

i mean, you had to rescue the girl from prison... oh the stories shed tell once free. and how thankfull she'd be!

an in game shot of this sweet sexy thang

ThirstyFly · Mar 20, 2007

dog$ said:
Poison

Thanks, Capcom.

*pat pat* It's okay. Roxy is female.

Jack Random · Mar 20, 2007

Artemis from Phelios, sadly I can't find an image from behind my job's firewall of raging death

Saitou · Mar 20, 2007

The succubus looking girl that presented the minigames in Mystical Ninja SNES

I dreamt of her often, and never saw her again

Kuran · Mar 20, 2007

I masturbated to Yuffie (FF7) once... and also to Sakura (Street Fighter Alpha 2)

PorscheThunder · Mar 20, 2007

Kuran said:
I masturbated to Yuffie (FF7) once... and also to Sakura (Street Fighter Alpha 2)

That's nothing to be ashamed of.

Propagandhim · Mar 20, 2007

Kuran said:
I masturbated to Yuffie (FF7) once... and also to Sakura (Street Fighter Alpha 2)

I'll pay you to kill yourself.

Defuser · Mar 20, 2007

Kuran said:
I masturbated to Yuffie (FF7) once... and also to Sakura (Street Fighter Alpha 2)

Like the hat? · Mar 20, 2007

Kuran said:
I masturbated to Yuffie (FF7) once... and also to Sakura (Street Fighter Alpha 2)

Yuffie was the most attractive one in FF7.

karasu · Mar 20, 2007

NofrikinfuN · Mar 20, 2007

Chun-Li looked way better pre mammoth-thighs.

Tron999 · Mar 20, 2007

NSFW (possibly)

Defuser · Mar 20, 2007

Tron999 said:
NSFW (possibly)

im getting errors

[Clark Gable] · Mar 20, 2007

Poison as a dude. Not so much as a female.
You know, because it's something new back then.

seb · Mar 20, 2007

Fabiollo · Mar 20, 2007

Maybe NSFW:

http://www.vazcomics.org/mamend/recensioni/pix/pckt0001.png

I liked the blue haired one.
btw, I still like the game.

Ploid 3.0 · Mar 20, 2007

Cammy here too. Darn street fighter II super.

Looks up* What the crap titties at work?!

PorscheThunder · Mar 20, 2007

Fabiollo said:
Maybe NSFW:

http://www.vazcomics.org/mamend/recensioni/pix/pckt0001.png

I liked the blue haired one.
btw, I still like the game.

Uh, what game is that?

Blimblim · Mar 20, 2007

seb said:

OMG, Teenage Queen!
I had completely forgotten that game. Good choice!

Fabiollo · Mar 20, 2007

PorscheThunder said:
Uh, what game is that?

Pocket Gal. But I have hot memories with Poker Ladies too.

edit: poker ladies drawn by Akira Yasuda!!!

D2M15 · Mar 20, 2007

seb said:

Oh, I like you.

I met Didier Bouchon a month ago, and thanked him for a) inspiring me to become a pixel artist with Captain Blood and b) giving me my first true make-believe love in Teenage Queen.

God, I'm trying to find a grab from the intro to Sengoku Blade that keeps its gaze high.

Diablohead · Mar 20, 2007

I won the thread.

seb · Mar 20, 2007

Captain Blood! OMG, I had forgotten about her

op_ivy · Mar 20, 2007

Diablohead said:
I won the thread.

yeah, i'll agree

Sh0k · Mar 20, 2007

I feel so old ... I remember having a crush at the indian girl in Atari's 2600 Custer's Revenge :-(

Maybe NSFW

D2M15 · Mar 20, 2007

seb said:
Captain Blood! OMG, I had forgotten about her

And the princess from Purple Saturn Day!

Also on the French kick,
[Mach 3 loading screen, now resistant to hotlinking - whoops]

YOW

Vic · Mar 20, 2007

karasu said:

her and Mai are my two choices

viralmarketeer · Mar 20, 2007

Oh yeah... and Virtual Valerie (google for NSFW). That chick was durtay.

Project Midway · Mar 20, 2007

callous said:
ZX Spectrum, C64 and Amiga games were remarkable devoid of females.

Oh wait, I remembered one!

Maria Whittaker.... mmmm.... Maria....

And we cannot forget this one...

Project Midway · Mar 20, 2007

And during my teen years I got little kinky... I thought Elvira was super-hot!

She still is...

sixteen-bit · Mar 20, 2007

SFII Chun.

Apharmd Battler · Mar 20, 2007

LMAO at this thread :lol

D2M15 · Mar 20, 2007

Elvira (1, not Jaws of Cerberus) was an awesome game.

Boy, growing up in the 80s and early 90s of videogame girls was the golden age. 3D really did ruin everything. AND SONY, LOLZ

Lee N · Mar 20, 2007

seb said:

Teenage Queen is ported over to Nintendo DS by the same guy who did Another World for GBA.

http://www.foxysofts.com/index.php?l=content/nds/tqueen.inc

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