Just imagine.
You took off work Tuesday to play Fallout 4 all day long. You've been waiting for this moment your whole life, or really, since New Vegas. You've never been more hyped in your life for something.
You put the disc in the tray, it whirls and starts up. The tutorial section begins, and your boner is at maximum already. Suddenly, the game starts jumping around. It's moving at 1FPS!
Confused, you reboot your system. Same shit is happening. You reinstall, system restore, and try again. 1FPS prevails.
Attempting to play through the pain, you try and put in your character's name. It's aokjdfsa because the game isn't registering any of your button presses. The character creation looks like the PC was hit with a hammer.
Suddenly, your PS4 starts to smoke, and your boss is calling. He's wondering why you aren't at work, even though you took off. As you bumble through the conversation, your PS4 turns into an inside bonfire!
As you rush to put out the flames, you hit your computer on accident. Tell Me Lies starts playing, Todd Howard's face appears on the screen.
This is the future you've chosen, NeoGAF.