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ToxicAdam · Jan 22, 2010

I got out of the shower and noticed I had to wrap my towel around me above my belly button. I don't ever recall doing this in the past.

I should just throw away all my 34 inch waist pants now, shouldn't I?

dustytruly · Jan 22, 2010

when you can no longer see your penis

santouras · Jan 22, 2010

When you can rest a beer on your beer belly

sh4mike · Jan 22, 2010

If you can see your limp weiner without bending over and without the aid of mirrors, reflective surfaces, video recordings, or sucking in your gut, you are probably not fat.

Veidt · Jan 22, 2010

dustytruly said:
when you can no longer see your penis

.

Door2Dawn · Jan 22, 2010

When people think you are Asian because your eyes are almost shut closed from the bulging fat around them.

exarkun · Jan 22, 2010

When you have to ask...

Boogie · Jan 22, 2010

Now.

You're a fat guy now, TA.

Tater Tot · Jan 22, 2010

20% body fat and above

Sir Smoke Alot · Jan 22, 2010

Im a 36. You know what big pants mean?

Boogie · Jan 22, 2010

Tater Tot said:
20% body fat and above

that too.

Fuck, I feel fat once I've passed 10%...

SapientWolf · Jan 22, 2010

When the bike seat disappears between your ass cheeks.

BertramCooper · Jan 22, 2010

When the University of Kansas hires you as head football coach.

ZephyrFate · Jan 22, 2010

Sir Smoke Alot said:
Im a 36. You know what big pants mean?

BIG DICK

VALIS · Jan 22, 2010

When you need to wash under your stomach in the shower.

The_Reckoning · Jan 22, 2010

Probably if you have to ask yourself that question, you are a "fat guy" in your mind. That's where it matters. Get to the gym chubs... *looks at his penis in a mirror*

Plywood · Jan 22, 2010

If you have to ask...

Sir Smoke Alot · Jan 22, 2010

ZephyrFate said:
BIG DICK

wow dude, uncalled for. so vulgar. I meant big pants = big waistline. duh /sarcasm

EviLore · Jan 22, 2010

When Google says you are!

wenis · Jan 22, 2010

When you can no longer see the knuckles on your hands and feet.

also there is such a thing as 'b' word fat.

LongTimeLurker · Jan 22, 2010

When you get apprehensive about taking your shirt off in front of others.

Cooter · Jan 22, 2010

When you start a thread on GAF about it.

RiskyChris · Jan 22, 2010

Sir Smoke Alot said:
Im a 36. You know what big pants mean?

Means you're fat.

ToxicAdam · Jan 22, 2010

Cooter said:
When you start a thread on GAF about it.

LongTimeLurker said:
When you get apprehensive about taking your shirt off in front of others.

When you need to wash under your stomach in the shower.

Fuck

Boogie · Jan 22, 2010

EviLore said:
When Google says you are!

:lol

Still, google GSP

I'll never have the abilities of any of them, but it's GSP's body that I'll aim for. :lol

SapientWolf · Jan 22, 2010

wenis said:
also there is such a thing as 'b' word fat.

:lol :lol :lol

Snuggles · Jan 22, 2010

I think that once you have male breastesess, you're a "fat guy".

RubxQub · Jan 22, 2010

When your penis is visibly at least an inch smaller due to being hidden in some kind of cock-area fat.

weepy · Jan 22, 2010

Tater Tot said:
20% body fat and above

That's not too fat. Heck, I don't think that even qualifies for chubby..

Freestyler · Jan 22, 2010

When you can't see any ribs in the mirror (just subtly).

Replicant · Jan 22, 2010

Boogie said:
that too.

Fuck, I feel fat once I've passed 10%...

Me too.

From a Ezine site:

Here are ranges of body fat levels for men:

Essential Fat= 2-5%
Athletes= 6-13%
Fitness= 14-17%
Acceptable= 18-25%
Obese= 25% plus

grumble · Jan 22, 2010

If you don't exercise, use the BMI calculator.

http://howmuchshouldiweighformyheight.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/BMI-Chart.png

Doesn't work for people who are muscular, but for people who don't lift, it'll give you a good idea.

Johnny Utah · Jan 22, 2010

You are officially a fat guy when you look fat. And when you look fat you feel fat.

So if you think you feel fat, and look fat, then your fat. (Unneeded conclusion...)

dustytruly · Jan 22, 2010

Boogie said:
that too.

Fuck, I feel fat once I've passed 10%...

Freestyler said:
When you can't see any ribs in the mirror (just subtly).

really?

fatigues_gasolini · Jan 22, 2010

Im fat but not trying to be. Please dont hate me. I dont want the fat person death van to come get me.

RiskyChris · Jan 22, 2010

Johnny Utah said:
You are officially a fat guy when you look fat. And when you look fat you feel fat.

So if you think you feel fat, and look fat, then your fat. (Unneeded conclusion...)

You don't have to look fat to feel fat, and you don't have to feel fat when you look fat.

./self-conscious

SapientWolf · Jan 22, 2010

If you view butter as a drink instead of a condiment you're probably fat. *

*based on a true story

cosmicblizzard · Jan 22, 2010

dustytruly said:
when you can no longer see your penis

What if it's just incredibly small?

_Isaac · Jan 22, 2010

Can someone explain to me the towel over the belly button thing? How is that an indicator of fatness?

RiskyChris · Jan 22, 2010

cosmicblizzard said:
What if it's just incredibly small?

Two reasons to be depressed as heck?

_Isaac said:
Can someone explain to me the towel over the belly button thing? How is that an indicator of fatness?

Hides love handles.

Boogie · Jan 22, 2010

dustytruly said:
really?

I'm 5'9", 194 lbs, and that's the heaviest I've ever been.

Sure, most of it's muscle, and I'm pretty gawdamned strong, but I'd still like to be about 7-10lbs lighter. This damn knee injury has hindered my cardio though.

cosmicblizzard · Jan 22, 2010

RiskyChris said:
Two reasons to be depressed as heck?

If first is small dick, what's the second? I don't mean fat guys.

LivetoFollow · Jan 22, 2010

Door2Dawn said:
When people think you are Asian because your eyes are almost shut closed from the bulging fat around them.

most honest answer you're going to get, without a penis joke.

ToxicAdam · Jan 22, 2010

_Isaac said:
Can someone explain to me the towel over the belly button thing? How is that an indicator of fatness?

Because if you keep you towel at your waistline,when you bend over (or lean down to grab some clothes) your belly pops open your towel. So, you have to wear it high to prevent that.

rykomatsu · Jan 22, 2010

Johnny Utah said:
So if you think you feel fat, and look fat, then your fat.

My fat what? Dances around, washes the dishes and wipes my ass after taking a dump?

RiskyChris · Jan 22, 2010

cosmicblizzard said:
If first is small dick, what's the second? I don't mean fat guys.

Well, I do. Small dick + fat = vagina = suicidal.

Megadragon15 · Jan 22, 2010

You are officially fat when you can't see your feet when you look down.

Borgnine · Jan 22, 2010

Do you own more than 1 Hawaiian shirt?

RiskyChris · Jan 22, 2010

Megadragon15 said:
You are officially fat when you can't see your feet when you look down.

You're thinking morbidly obese.

_Isaac · Jan 22, 2010

ToxicAdam said:
Because if you keep you towel at your waistline,when you bend over (or lean down to grab some clothes) your belly pops open your towel. So, you have to wear it high to prevent that.

Hahaha. I have never heard of this. Can't you slip it in a crevice or something so it can stay put?

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