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Jasper · Aug 14, 2012

Jasper · Aug 14, 2012

Television Advertisment Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWSu3Al2uhs&feature=player_embedded

Erv · Aug 14, 2012

I said wow

Manus · Aug 14, 2012

The older Penelope gets the better she looks.

Garcia el Gringo · Aug 14, 2012

Nintendo knows how to sell a game to me. Put a mustache on Penelope.

Sho_Nuff82 · Aug 14, 2012

Definitely would. Mustache and all.

OnPoint · Aug 14, 2012

Sho_Nuff82 said:
Definitely would. Mustache and all.

Even if it were real.

Metroid Hunter · Aug 14, 2012

She's 38?!

Dicer · Aug 14, 2012

She got a lip bite in there, hnnggggg

MatthewB92 · Aug 14, 2012

I'm sold.

Neuromancer · Aug 14, 2012

get the coins
get the coins
run
run

Glass Rebel · Aug 14, 2012

bought

Currygan · Aug 14, 2012

Het_Nkik · Aug 14, 2012

Does Mario run in this game if you have the circle pad as far away from center as you can?

Or are they just cheating and not really playing the game?

Amagon · Aug 14, 2012

kunonabi · Aug 14, 2012

I didn't think playing Mario could be sexy. I was wrong.

stuart · Aug 14, 2012

That sexy accent

Day 1 purchase confirmed.

jerry1594 · Aug 14, 2012

I want to shake NoA's CMO's hand.

Currygan · Aug 14, 2012

THE NO LIFE KING said:

jesus christ...

diffusionx · Aug 14, 2012

SquirrelNuckle said:
The older Penelope gets the better she looks.

I noticed this after I saw Volver.

Hindle · Aug 14, 2012

Javier bardem is one lucky motherfucker.

Zezboob · Aug 14, 2012

Holy...

ThatCrazyGuy · Aug 14, 2012

Man, that's hot. Almost makes me want to buy a 3DS.

Shahadan · Aug 14, 2012

It's funny because they're spanish.

Beads · Aug 14, 2012

I'm buying 10 copies

Currygan · Aug 14, 2012

The Crusty Juggler said:
Javier bardem is one lucky motherfucker.

he's three times lucky if I may add...

timetokill · Aug 14, 2012

diffusionx said:
I noticed this after I saw Volver.

You saw her what?!

Criminal Upper · Aug 14, 2012

SquirrelNuckle said:
The older Penelope gets the better she looks.

yup

FantasticMrFoxdie · Aug 14, 2012

I didn't know she had an equally hawt sister.

SuperMarioBoner

Karsticles · Aug 14, 2012

ThatCrazyGuy said:
Man, that's hot. Almost makes me want to buy a 3DS.

Would you buy it if Mario's "Oh no!" and "Let's-a-go!" were said by Cruz? Or would that just be weird?

ThatCrazyGuy · Aug 14, 2012

Karsticles said:
Would you buy it if Mario's "Oh no!" and "Let's-a-go!" were said by Cruz? Or would that just be weird?

Maybe? I'm thinking about it now....

Yea, it's kinda weirdo hot.

[Clark Gable] · Aug 14, 2012

Wasting money on low tier women. Guess they have the money to burn, it's not like they even need this, Mario games sell themselves.

stuart · Aug 14, 2012

[Clark Gable];41017506 said:
Wasting money on low tier women. Guess they have the money to burn, it's not like they even need this, Mario games sell themselves.

Are you aware that skills in Idolmaster don't translate to real life?

Currygan · Aug 14, 2012

[Clark Gable];41017506 said:
Wasting money on low tier women. Guess they have the money to burn, it's not like they even need this, Mario games sell themselves.

are you blind?

Hindle · Aug 14, 2012

Her sister is just as hot as she is, those genes.

vgmthebest · Aug 14, 2012

Ladies and gentlemen, I present "video games".

Dascu · Aug 14, 2012

Collect one billion coins for a nude photograph of these fine ladies.

[Clark Gable] · Aug 14, 2012

stuart said:
Are you aware that skills in Idolmaster don't translate to real life?

Are you implying I like Idolmaster Junior? I assure you this is a troll tag.

ag-my001 · Aug 14, 2012

Superior Luigi confirmed!

stuart · Aug 14, 2012

Dascu said:
Collect one billion coins for a nude photograph of these fine ladies.

Not worth the effort, Penelope is nude in both versions of Vanilla Sky (and probably other films).

dimb · Aug 14, 2012

People are really okay with such pandering and low brow advertising from a family oriented company?

Marleyman · Aug 14, 2012

So stupid.

Currygan · Aug 14, 2012

Dance In My Blood said:
People are really okay with such pandering and low brow advertising from a family oriented company?

I'm ok with them being incredibly hot.

hot women are always ok in my book

LOCK · Aug 14, 2012

Nintendo, once again, brings the sexy.

Jasper · Aug 14, 2012

Battle of Tom Cruise's exes...

vs

ThatCrazyGuy · Aug 14, 2012

Dance In My Blood said:
People are really okay with such pandering and low brow advertising from a family oriented company?

You ever seen their E3 booth girls?

Ezalc · Aug 14, 2012

God bless you Nintendo.

[Clark Gable];41017874 said:
Are you implying I like Idolmaster Junior? I assure you this is a troll tag.

Fuck this shit though.

Currygan · Aug 14, 2012

Jasper said:
Battle of Tom Cruise's exes...

vs

Nicole Kidman looks like a clown now. Penelope brings more goods the older she gets

Htown · Aug 14, 2012

No! My one weakness!

JeTmAn81 · Aug 14, 2012

I never knew that Penelope Cruz had a younger, hotter sister.

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