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Makonero

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Awww. This was such a fun and interesting thread all afternoon, and now I get back to find that certain people bullied Rick Chapman, Author "Rule-Set: A Novel of a Quantum Future." More info at http://www.rule-set.com into leaving our fine website forum?

So mean. :(
I'm not sure who you are since you don't have your name, job and website listed at the end of your post.

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Nerdkiller

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Well...better leave one for the ages.

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More info at www.*cat call*.*sproing sound effect* (Simpsons references, HUR, DUR, DUR!)

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nemesun

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The guy who can't grasp a basic post/reply function on a simplistic Internet forum, author's a book on Hacktivism and quantum future. Brilliant.
 
I'm glad I dropped in on this thread.

Who do we want to summon next? Perhaps try to necro the Taken By the T-Rex thread and get Christie Sims in to defend it?
 

MattyG

Banned
What the hell happened here

MattyG
Author, This Post.
More info at AOL.com, Keyword: RickChapmanAuthorRuleSetANovelofaQuantumFuture
 
got shades of Ready Player One within three sentences of the OP.


also,
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i read all 1200-ish pages of this fucking thing, and i STILL don't entirely understand what the hell the point of it was. do not read this book.

somebody please god read this book so i can share my utter bewilderment with another.
 

Cade

Member
got shades of Ready Player One within three sentences of the OP.


also,
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i read all 1200-ish pages of this fucking thing, and i STILL don't entirely understand what the hell the point of it was. do not read this book.

somebody please god read this book so i can share my utter bewilderment with another.

I read it and decried it a lot in the What are you reading? threads but most people liked it in there. Probably my biggest reading accomplishment where I drudged on despite hating it and grew to hate myself for going on
 

MikeDip

God bless all my old friends/And god bless me too, why pretend?
How can you miss it when it's written everywhere? 😧

I got it right the first time, then I started having fantasies about becoming rich selling my own book, and I guess the word Rich just got stuck in my head. Easy mistake :\
 

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
+++ This sounds like some pretentious neckbeard fantasy. +++

Nah. I'm 61. At my age, it's the spiky white nose hair problem I have to deal with.

Well, this certainly explains this:

I tried that. I can see there's some sort of threading in this system, but it's yet another Interface from Hell that has its own quirks and eccentricities and is hard to figure out unless you're a member of the internal cognoscenti who inevitably sneer at the newbie becuz they don't grok the system.

Sigh. I go to your post. I hit quote. It sticks a bunch of light HTML in the body of the message. Not in the title. What am I missing?

Rick Chapman
Author "Rule-Set: A Novel of a Quantum Future."
More info at http://www.rule-set.com

The "light HTML" is "Bulletin Board Code" (AKA: Message Board code). I'm assuming you haven't been on the internet very long or never were around for BBS's back in the early 1980's when they were dial-up BBS's that evolved into the board software we have now.

The quote function quotes the post so the person you're replying to will know you're replying directly to them or if you want to quote a post to make points/etc. They don't go into the title of the post since like e-mail that's the "subject" header that barely anyone uses for more than five seconds. The content of your posts/messages go into the "body" of the post which is where the quotes go. Similar to your e-mail message being the "main" body. Make sense?

Rick does the logical thing and hits "Preview." The system tells Rick his title is too short.

That's because the message board software limitation is there to prevent people from quoting just one post and going "this." (Of course this doesn't stop people from just typing "this" and doing the same thing as just quoting one post and making it theirs). That's why it says your message is too short. You need an opinion/reply for someone.

Essentially:
Step 1:


Step 2:


Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit!

Also, yeah, may want to disable that signature or stop copy/pasting it. Use your profile to enter in your website.

^^^^ That picture tutorial.

Sorry, but I won't do that. I am not a handle and don't want people to think or refer to myself as such. The name I normally respond to is Rick Chapman. Not "Jonnax" or "Viking110" or whatever. I can't even imagine why people would expect me, or anyone else, to do this. Rather dehumanizing. And I don't want people to have to hit two clicks to know who they're talking to. In this thread, when you talk to me, you are talking to Rick Chapman, author of Rule-Set.

Of course, if you LIKE being referred to via a handle, that's fine by me! I just don't.

Rick, that's fine. But NeoGAF's rules mean your e-mail like signature is frowned upon and it totally isn't needed. Your posts are attached to the name to the left of your post. AKA: "Your handle." Which, you made... as your name. Which means your signing is pretty much redundant. Okay? :)

So let me clarify. If I use my own name in a post, am I promoting? (1)

If I say I am the author of the book under discussion, am I promoting? (2)

Let's deal with those two first.

1. No, technically since that's your username. But, for the record, you don't need to sign your posts with an e-mail signature since your username is already sufficient, okay?

2. That's a yes/no. Yes, you could be promoting in a fashion. No, since you're self disclosing that you're the author of the book the OP is posting a thread about. That said, you only need to do it once in the thread and anyone that is following the thread is able to know you're the author. No further need to mention it, no further need to provide links at the end of the post. Understand?

Also Rick, dude: https://twitter.com/rickchapman53/status/579830395866193923
https://twitter.com/rickchapman53/status/579830763035631616
https://twitter.com/rickchapman53/status/579832121746833410

It's not putting down "newbies" to get them to conform with the rules. If you don't like not having a signature in your post, then GAF isn't the place for you. But again: You need to think of the message board reply function similar to writing an e-mail with two exceptions 1) No signature/"sign blocks" as you call them at the end of the post and 2) the HTML code is just simple BBCode.

If you get that, then you're pretty much able to use most message boards out there, GAF included.
 

DarkFlow

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I normally stop reading something once I think it's crap. Too many good books out there to waste time on something I don't enjoy.
 

Apt101

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I am a firm believer that reading terrible books makes one a better writer. You get to see how not to write well. An old college professor, who successfully worked as a writer for a time, put me onto it. Read terrible genre fiction, then as soon as you're finished with it read proper writing, then work on a random project of your own. You'll catch problems you may not have if you hadn't come across them in shitty fiction written by others first.
 

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
I am a firm believer that reading terrible books makes one a better writer. You get to see how not to write well. An old college professor, who successfully worked as a writer for a time, put me onto it. Read terrible genre fiction, then as soon as you're finished with it read proper writing, then work on a random project of your own. You'll catch problems you may not have if you hadn't come across them in shitty fiction written by others first.

The major problem with self-publishing (which seems to be what the author did?) is that there is no middle-man/editor and test reading group there to provide questions (like I guess he wanted to answer here on GAF?) and such to get clarity and re-writes. I think a lot of "self-published authors" fall into that "crap" category you're talking about because of it.

Edit: While I'm posting about editors, I should Throw this in here just for everyone to check out.
 

Cyan

Banned

Ouch. :(

Ok, it's true that we are bizarre and pimply and nobody here knows how to write. Also the quoting feature is deliberately designed to make things difficult so that we can identify and mock newbies. Hell, Teknopathetic has been here for years and still hasn't figured it out.

But damn it, I object to being called a Stalinist! I, like my comrades, much prefer the pure, original, and untainted revolutionary philosophy of Lenin. Vlad is the real deal.
 
[QUOT=-Cade;157034506]Those tweets take this to a whole new level.

-Cade, Stalinist and pimply[/QUOTE]

Is this right?

Is this how the kids do it with the light text?
 

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
Ouch. :(
But damn it, I object to being called a Stalinist! I, like my comrades, much prefer the pure, original, and untainted revolutionary philosophy of Lenin. Vlad is the real deal.

Did you... did you change the thread title, Cyan? That isn't very Lenin-like, comrade!

Ok, it's true that we are bizarre and pimply and nobody here knows how to write. Also the quoting feature is deliberately designed to make things difficult so that we can identify and mock newbies. Hell, Teknopathetic has been here for years and still hasn't figured it out.

Ouch. That not-so-subtle shade.
 

DarkFlow

Banned
Ouch. :(

Ok, it's true that we are bizarre and pimply and nobody here knows how to write. Also the quoting feature is deliberately designed to make things difficult so that we can identify and mock newbies. Hell, Teknopathetic has been here for years and still hasn't figured it out.

But damn it, I object to being called a Stalinist! I, like my comrades, much prefer the pure, original, and untainted revolutionary philosophy of Lenin. Vlad is the real deal.

Aye Comrade!

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MattyG

Banned
Ouch. :(

Ok, it's true that we are bizarre and pimply and nobody here knows how to write. Also the quoting feature is deliberately designed to make things difficult so that we can identify and mock newbies. Hell, Teknopathetic has been here for years and still hasn't figured it out.

But damn it, I object to being called a Stalinist! I, like my comrades, much prefer the pure, original, and untainted revolutionary philosophy of Lenin. Vlad is the real deal.
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I've been waiting for you to notice me, Cyan-senpai.

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Coreda

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Dr.Acula

Banned
How dare you make Rick Chapman sign up as rickchapman? Don't you know he's not a handle? I learned this from his twitter, rickchapman53 @rickchapman53

(and always check threads when there's a title change, this thread had me rollin')
 
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