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No winner yet, Powerball at $675 Million biggest in U.S History

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If I was a writer for The Onion, right now I would release a Breaking News Story that shows Donald Trump won the $900 Million Powerball

I mean, just the absurdity of Donald Trump winning the powerball
 

Syncytia

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If I was a writer for The Onion, right now I would release a Breaking News Story that shows Donald Trump won the $900 Million Powerball

I mean, just the absurdity of Donald Trump winning the powerball

"I'm so good at numbers, I mean, I'm huge with numbers. I don't usually play the lottery, cause I want to let other people win, you know, cause somehow this nation turned into a nation of losers. Losers. We're a bunch of losers. But I'm the best at numbers because I'm a winner."
 

FyreWulff

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Did someone calculated and concluded that buying all possible numbers wouldn't be profitable for this draw? Now will the strategy be good for the next 1.3+ Billion game?

If you had the money to buy out the 1.3 billion game you would literally be better off investing that money, you'd earn much more money.
 
"I'm so good at numbers, I mean, I'm huge with numbers. I don't usually play the lottery, cause I want to let other people win, you know, cause somehow this nation turned into a nation of losers. Losers. We're a bunch of losers. But I'm the best at numbers because I'm a winner."

You have a gift, my friend.
 
FREMONT -- A lucky customer at the Singh family's 7-Eleven missed the estimated $950 million Powerball jackpot by the unlucky No. 13.

The unidentified customer picked all five numbers correctly, however he or she missed the Powerball number, which will still win them a nice payday. An exact payout was not yet determined Saturday night, California Lottery spokesman Alex Traverso said, because winners from across the country must be tabulated still.

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_29365445?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
 

axb2013

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Math.

Only 75% of possible winning combinations were covered for this drawing, the winning combination came from the lot of uncovered ones so it's likely there would have been more than one winner this drawing, if the jackpot was won.

The lottery should instantly know whether the winning combination has been sold but they are likely using an old dell that's never been cleaned so calculations are hampered by thermal throttling.
 

MikeDown

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If I win every active user on NeoGaf is getting a 1000 dollars, then I will start on my masterplan to buy out various lots and apartments and property in my town and construct lavish apartments eventually becoming everyone's land lord. And once I become land lord part of their agreement in order to live there is to vote for me in the local elections and then I will become county commissioner and use the county's money to further invest in my affordable housing project to make even more money. Then I will run for State senate.
 

Kimawolf

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So im changing my gift... the first thousand people who post in my "I won Powerball" thread will get 2000 dollars and a Occulus Rift now since its soo much bigger if I won
 
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