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I stole a Gameboy Color 17 years ago, and I still feel guilty about it

GSG Flash

Nobody ruins my family vacation but me...and maybe the boy!
One of my "friends" stole my Gameboy Pocket with Pokemon Yellow in it straight from my room. I searched for it for hours and couldn't find it, then my parents deduced that it was probably that friend who stole it. Went to his house with my parents and he crumpled like a piece of paper and returned it right away.
 

IISANDERII

Member
In 1939, Isaac Asimov was an undergraduate studying zoology. As part of a course requirement, the students were asked to find a stray cat, kill it and dissect it. Isaac found his cat, he killed it, and then he promptly dropped out of zoology. 50 years later, he wrote about the memory of killing that cat still haunted him.
 

pikablu

Member
If it was not in the box there is no way marshalls was actually selling it. Some kid probably left it there and had "lost it". I say finders keepers in this situation.
 
I stole Breath of Fire 3 memory card stickers from a PSM magazine at the store.

I also stole Thunder Force V from the bargain bin and then felt guilty and gave it to the goodwill.
 

StarPhlox

Member
My Game Boy Color was stolen 17 years ago.

I'm glad you still feel guilty but it's probably time to let that go and pay it forward. Buy some nice kid a 2DSXL.
 

Saro

Member
I found a silver SP way back in grade school. It was in a lost and found jacket for years apparently so the teacher let me have it.
 

.JayZii

Banned
I feel like nobody who really cared about it would have left it on a shelf in a department store. I clutched my portable video games like a ghoul when I was out in public as a kid.
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Thank you for this.
 

Fou-Lu

Member
A kid stole all my Yugioh cards and a couple gameboy games from my locker in elementary school....

I beat him up and took them back and all of his cards and games too. I suddenly realize why that kid hated me so much for the rest of school.
 

styl3s

Member
One of my "friends" stole my Gameboy Pocket with Pokemon Yellow in it straight from my room. I searched for it for hours and couldn't find it, then my parents deduced that it was probably that friend who stole it. Went to his house with my parents and he crumpled like a piece of paper and returned it right away.
I'll never forget letting a friend borrow a N64 game and every few weeks i would ask if he was done with it until about 2 months later i just had my mom drive me to his house and told his parents i left a game over and went into his room and took it back and then he tried to reverse it on me and say i gave him this brand new game for free and tried to say i stole i back. He is the reason i don't let anyone borrow anything and this isn't the first time he pulled this shit but it was the last because our friendship ended shortly after.

I only ever physically stole something once and it was some magazine that had some x-men cards in it and as a kid i though it wasn't stealing and was just some promo thing (maybe to justify it in my head) and my mom made me go back to the grocery store, apologize and pay the magazine cover price and i never physically stole anything again in my life.. Now i say physically because for years me and a friend would go into like books-a-million and change sticker prices on comics and bundled comics because back then the BAM store here sold back issues and would often sell comics under price cover so they would put stickers on them that were extremely easy to remove.
 
Some kid stole all my yugioh cards at school, at the time yugioh cards were popular. I could see the kid who stole them cos he was flaunting them round, but when I told the teachers they said I should sort it out myself.

Oh and I left a brand new DS lite on the train in 2007, and I presume someone pilfered it.
 
Meh, I was coerced to steal a Super Mario Kart and a few rare pokemon cards from my friends back then.
I can't say how sorry I am even after all these years.
 
I've only had 1 game stolen from me in my entire life, it was a Japanese import of Pokemon SoulSilver before it came out here in the US. Only 2 people knew I brought my DS and the game to school (I was in 5th grade at the time) that day and they were my best friends. I blamed one of them for years but I eventually realized if he actually took it, he would've said so somewhere down the line. My other friend (whom my friend group later kicked out) never confessed to it nor did I ever ask him did he do it. I wonder why I never asked him...

Years before that happened, I stole a copy of Pokemon FireRed from a kid I didn't know. I found his FireRed cartridge on my front porch and I picked it up and ran inside. I could've given it to a friend that knew him so I'd be able to return it but for whatever reason, I never thought about giving it back. I still feel a little bad about it but I wouldn't have ever played Pokemon had I never taken it. So thanks?
 

Silvawuff

Member
When I was little I stole a Genesis game called Socket. It was like, a platformer with a duck that had a electrical cord for a tail, sort of a Sonic wannabe. I could never enjoy playing that game; it felt wrong to enjoy something I didn't earn.

Donate some toys to charity this holiday season, OP. Do good for a kiddo somewhere.
 
I suggest Buying a Switch and Donating it to a Hospital, or just sending Child's Play or Make-A-Wish the purchase price.
Pay it back, negate your karma debt. :)
 
I stole Pokémon sapphire from a store, the game box was mangled on the shelf and the cart was basically sticking out. I gave it to a friend since I already had ruby. Besides that I've stolen a bunch of demo discs out of magazines as a kid.
 

nampad

Member
Eventually. Link's Awakening, Oracle of Seasons, Donkey Kong Land, etc.

She did. I told her the truth. We moved on. She was more concerned about the happiness of her child with a Gameboy than anything else lol.

;(

That's only what she showed you on the outside.

Inside, she is still deeply disappointed in you and herself for raising such a criminal.
What did she ever do wrong to deserve this? Didn't she give you all her love? Isn't her bloodline known for being righteous?

Still, her beloved son turned out to be the worst kid she could have ever hoped for.
To this day, it's her only regret in her life.
 

OmegaFax

Member
I was shopping at Marshall's with my mom at the time, and I ventured off to the toy section of the store. This particular toy section was minuscule in size. It consisted of a few rows of shelves in the back corner of the store that spanned across around 4 meters each. I was 9 at the time, and these toys did not interest me at all, but anything was better than shopping for clothes..

That's when I saw it: a purple Gameboy Color. It was just lying on the shelf in front of the yo-yo's and fake nose/mustache. It wasn't in any packaging, it was just sitting on the shelf with a cartridge loaded in the back; the game was Super Mario Land.

I looked around and no body was in the vicinity; there were no kids or adults anywhere in sight. I peeked down a few aisles wondering if anyone was looking for a lost Gameboy, but no body was in sight.

I took the Gameboy.

I took it, put it in my pocket, and ran to my mom like I was running to home base. I was safe. I was ready to shop for clothes.
And I had a new Gameboy Color.

I'm a terrible person. There's a special place in hell for a Gameboy thief.

We found the CCTV footage.

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Madness

Member
Theft and stealing with little guilt or remorse is often a common predictor/factor in a lot of diagnoses disorders. Those same people share many other traits we'd study and they'd almost always be similar.

At least you feel remorse now OP. But you fucked over a kid who lost a game boy. At least he would have learned a valuable lesson about what kinds of other kids out there. Guarded his stuff more carefully.
 

Nameless

Member
My scummiest gaming related move was returning my perfectly working GameCube to Gamestop using the extended warranty, and flipping the unopened GC at Target for a brand new OG Xbox.
 
What did your family say when they saw you just randomly had a $100~ toy they didn't buy for you themselves?

Surely they must've put it together?

My mom would've killed me if I stole that.
 

SenkiDala

Member
Oh and I left a brand new DS lite on the train in 2007, and I presume someone pilfered it.

Ohhh reminds me of a bad memory! I left my black DSi in a bus in Korea in 2011, it was a little town, I asked my (now ex) gf to call the bus company to check if someone found it. But no, I never got it back. :( Come on Korean thief, it was a DSi in FRENCH I mean... IN FRENCH!

Maybe if I left it in a bus in Japan a few months before, I could find it back, Japanese to take what they find in streets/bus/etc.
 

vaniel

Neo Member
When I was a kid I stole some 3d glasses out of a magazine at the store. I thought they were the coolest thing.

We got into the car and my mom realized what I had done. She marched me right back in, asked to speak to the manager, and told him that I had stolen the cheap, cardboard 3d glasses.

The manager led my mom and I up a steep stairway into his office that overlooked the store, and he made sure that I knew what I had done was wrong. He even threatened to call the police. I know now he would have never done that and he was helping my mom teach me a lesson. I think I was 5. I never stole after that.
 

Stumpokapow

listen to the mad man
For the people who actually feel guilty about shoplifting stuff from the stores -- you can make amends today; guess the approximate cash value of the items you stole, put it in an envelope, send it to your local store anonymously with a letter explaining that you stole from the store as a teenager and you wish to make amends.

Harder for the OP, who almost certainly stole the game boy from another shopper.
 

Dysun

Member
I stole a Batwing toy as a kid from someone's
house I had never been to before. I use this avatar to repent for what I've done
 

eXistor

Member
I stole 2 things in my life: a pack of cookies and a bouncy ball. The pack of cookies was from the time I was hanging with some bad fruit (I think I was about 8-10 years old) and the bouncy ball I stole with a better friend (at 12-ish I think). We used it once and it bounced in the gutter of a house. That's my life as a criminal, somebody report me.

/edit: oh and technically I still have a Super Mario World from a friend of my brothers that we never returned, but it's not really stealing, it was mostly that we forgot to return it and in the meantime they grew apart so we ended up keeping it. I still have it too btw. If I ever see him again, I think I'll return it, but I haven't seen him in 10 years and have no idea where he is now.
 

Tiechie

Neo Member
I still feel a little guilty about taking a launch 60Gb PS3 with sonic and enchanted arms. Found it on the back seat of a empty bus, on the way to pick up my pre-ordered PS3. I waited a couple of stops picked it up and got off and went home.
 
I remember being in some stuffed animal store and walking away with one to follow my mother out of the store. She quickly realized I had something since I wasn't bothering to hide it and we put it back. I don't believe the clerk even knew that this happened.

Something more game-related but not to me:
A few years ago, my mother, who worked in elementary school lunch, came home with a DS Lite and I was confused. She said that it was left at one of the tables after lunch periods were over and she took it, and that's where I questioned "Isn't that stealing". Nothing really advanced beyond that, however, the DS Lite did have Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days in it. Probably the oddest way I have been introduced into a series.
 
I'm missing something here.
I feel like nobody who really cared about it would have left it on a shelf in a department store. I clutched my portable video games like a ghoul when I was out in public as a kid.
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RIGHT?! I did the same thing with my purple Gameboy Color as a kid...
If true
Shame
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*takes off clothing*
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This is the man you have scorned. Put your affairs in order, you won't have long.
If he killed his entire clan, I have no chance.
That's only what she showed you on the outside.

Inside, she is still deeply disappointed in you and herself for raising such a criminal.
What did she ever do wrong to deserve this? Didn't she give you all her love? Isn't her bloodline known for being righteous?

Still, her beloved son turned out to be the worst kid she could have ever hoped for.
To this day, it's her only regret in her life.
Is that why I haven't been invited to the last few Thanksgivings?
We found the CCTV footage.

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Harder for the OP, who almost certainly stole the game boy from another shopper.

I will find a way to make amends...
 

mrk8885

Banned
I stole a 3rd party psx memory card from Walmart. Popped it right out of the cardboard packaging when I was like 12.


Joke was on me though, since those 3rd party cards were pieces of crap and it ate my ff7/8/9 saves.
 

molnizzle

Member
This thread reminded me that I used to swipe MK2 collectible card packs from Meijers when I was like 9. I felt bad about it even then, my parents wouldn't buy the cheat code magazines for me and there was no other way to learn the fatalities back then.
 

BibiMaghoo

Member
I stole Breath of Fire 3 memory card stickers from a PSM magazine at the store.

This shit is the worst. Worse than stealing the entire magazine is taking the free shit from the wrapper. The only reason anyone bought them was for the 'free' £4.99 stuff. You deprived some kid from the reason they bought it, so they were robbed twice because of you. They paid to flick through 100 pages of adverts, screenshots and bullshit rumours. You are a monster.
 

Dosia

Member
When I was a kid I stole some Bazooka gum from a gas station. My dad found out and made me bring it back, pay for it and apologize. I have never thought about stealing something since.
 
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