Zen_Arcade
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I'd just yell "Martha!" and run while he curls up into a ball or whatever.Plot twist: It's Zack Snyder's Batman
I'd just yell "Martha!" and run while he curls up into a ball or whatever.Plot twist: It's Zack Snyder's Batman
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You know you bring a very good point.
Of the characters in there, Batman is the one with the most hardcore "no kill" rule, even superman is more likely to actually want to kill you, Batman's no kill rule means whatever he wants with you doesn't involve killing and likely doesn't involve letting others kill you.
So no matter who you choose, chances are Batman will actively be trying to capture you but also preventing others from killing you.
The Flash can vibrate his molecular structure to the point that he can run through walls and other obstacles. Dude could run around the entire Earth in a straight line if he wanted to.
I'd just tell "Martha!" and run while he curls up into a ball or whatever.
I think the general principal is if you're going to allow Batman to have his #1 source for help, then GL should be entitled to having help as well.
Also, Alfred isn't just a geriatric old man
But hes also in no way equal to the entire GL Corps (or even one member).
He'd leave you out to hang for other people to kill you though.
I'd assume into the Speed Force. That's pretty much the explanation for anything Flash does that can't be explained by science.He'd leave you out to hang for other people to kill you though.
That's exactly what I mean about the flash. So, when he punches people after moving at the speed of light, the recoil goes.... Where?
he beat the shit out of Superman once
Injustice isnt canon though, is it?
Yeah Barry is a 4th rate flash
Segata Sanshiro! Let the other ten try and fail! I'll be happily playing SEGA Saturn, while he kills them for trying to kill me irl rather than playing SEGA Saturn, or just playing against me and killing me in the game.
Parallel universe (that Flash could probably travel to and bring back to the mainline universe)
But why does GL get the entire Corps at his side? That poster said that if Batman gets Alfred, GL gets the Corps. Because somehow one geriatric man is equal to an army of super powered beings?
Plot twist: It's Zack Snyder's Batman
I think people forget most of those plans were stupid. As well as forgetting when batman got beat bad, like against the court of owls or Bain.Batman without a doubt i think he had contention plans for the entire JL
He has two days prep-time, and Alfred is helping him.
i hate this sort of bullshit, writers have to intentionally write the characters wrong to give the human level guys a chance.
It's why people think batman can beat anybody, as much as i love batman, whenever people come up with him beating up much more powerful characters is because writters intentionally write said characters dumber or suddenly not accessing their full powers so batman can have a chance.
And then we have this, Flash can in a second or so read and educate himself a full library worth of architecture and construction books, gather materials, and rebuild an entire apartment complex. But oh no! for no reason whatsoever now he's running "slow" enough for deathstroke to stab him!
You obviously don't possess the faintest understanding of the true and eternal value of Alfred Pennyworth.
What's that from?In prparation for this thread Batman steals the Atom's tech and hires eight people to live inside the brains of each individual (or stay in close proximity in small form). Upon any conflict the sleepers are activated thus killing the individuals.
So Batman.
Edit: receipt.
What's that from?
Barry I have a bomb tied to Iris's neck.
If I die she dies. Also I kidnapped her and I am not telling you where she is. Also I threw a few poisionous snakes in there too.
So you can kill me or you can scour the entire planet looking for her. Buh bye now.
You don't read comics much, do you?
Wonder Woman will kill people.Is Wolverine the only one who doesn't have a no kill rule? I don't know enough about them but I think that technicality would make me choose him. All the other heroes would pussy out and not actually kill me.
Gimme T'Challa and let all 10 come at me. I'mma be living it up in the capital while my dude takes out the trash.
I choose Black Panther because he trains for the unexpected
And Trump tries to be a good president, and they have the same amount of successListen here you little punk Barry Allen tries very hard and is a good man.
Superman. He'll solo all of them.
Supeeeeeeeeeeees.
Or The Flash. He'll dump me in the speed force and then solve the problem.
Midnighter would lose if Dick is Robin. He be too distracted by that ass.Not on the list.
If that were the case I would have chosen Owlman, Panther or Midnighter.
They stay getting shit done.
Not on the list.
If that were the case I would have chosen Owlman, Panther or Midnighter.
They stay getting shit done.
Not sure how people can complain about Batman's "plot armor" and "prep time" while defending literal gods.