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[brianmcdoogle]

On Wednesday night, I received a phone call from Anthony Scaramucci, the new White House communications director. He wasn’t happy.

“They’ll all be fired by me,” he said. “I fired one guy the other day. I have three to four people I’ll fire tomorrow. I’ll get to the person who leaked that to you. Reince Priebus—if you want to leak something—he’ll be asked to resign very shortly.” The issue, he said, was that he believed Priebus had been worried about the dinner because he hadn’t been invited. “Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac,” Scaramucci said. He channelled Priebus as he spoke: “ ‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’ ” (Priebus did not respond to a request for comment.)

Scaramucci also told me that, unlike other senior officials, he had no interest in media attention. “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” he said, speaking of Trump’s chief strategist. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.” (Bannon declined to comment.)

He cryptically suggested that he had more information about White House aides. “O.K., the Mooch showed up a week ago,” he said. “This is going to get cleaned up very shortly, O.K.? Because I nailed these guys. I’ve got digital fingerprints on everything they’ve done through the F.B.I. and the fucking Department of Justice.”
“What?” I interjected.

Read in full. Just posted online.

Response:

 

[Karkador]

Cocaine is back on the menu

 

[Alucrid]

that's more than i ever needed to know about steven bannon. even if it is a metaphor.

 

[Trojita]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

 

[Permanently A]

Wait this guy is working in the white house right? Am I going crazy?

 

[Slime]

Armando Iannucci needs to write the Trump administration biopic, but this guy should be the main character.

 

[BigJonsson]

Rofl oh my god....

 

[Col WillieSharp]

Honestly, holy fuck-balls.

 

[Xando]

Scaramucci also told me that, unlike other senior officials, he had no interest in media attention. “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” he said, speaking of Trump’s chief strategist. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.” (Bannon declined to comment.)

Damn

 

[Fergie]

Oh my.

Every single second of his employment so far has been a clusterfuck of epic proportions.

 

[mjp2417]

Fine. Tuned. Machine.

 

[Jintor]

Only the best communicators for the White house

 

[JustenP88]

This man would absolutely love to suck his own cock. Getting real tired of the spin coming out of this administration.

Also, "I'm not doing this for personal gain. Total coincidence that I went from clowning on Trump constantly to a complete and total sycophant overnight."

 

[BronsonLee]

COOOOOOCAAAAAIIIINNNNE MOOOOOUNNNNNTTTAAAAIINNNN

 

[studyguy]

Administration's Communications Director calling the president's Chief Strategist a cocksucker is not your regular Thursday, but in Trump's America it is.

 

[Prompto]

This is hilarious. Has he even been working for a week?

 

[Finaj]

Holy. Shit.

 

[Sephzilla]

 

[Oersted]

Trump has really a uncanny ability to attract disposable pieces of human trash

This is hilarious. Has he even been working for a week?

Officially, his work hasn't even started yet

 

[Strike]

The movies based off of all this will be amazing. Holy shit.

 

[Linkura]

Now THIS is bullshit:

Scaramucci also told me that, unlike other senior officials, he had no interest in media attention.

 

[Ampersands]

can see why Spicer quit over this guy lol

 

[Autodidact]

Trump has really a uncanny ability to attract disposable pieces of human trash

Like a shit magnet.

 

[5taquitos]

This is hilarious. Has he even been working for a week?

He hasn't even STARTED yet!!

 

[Lunar15]

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” he said, speaking of Trump’s chief strategist. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.”

There's so much in here. There's just so fucking much.

 

[Instro]

Trump has really a uncanny ability to attract disposable pieces of human trash

Like some kind of trash tumbleweed.

 

[Mahonay]

Pretty sure this man just snorts cocaine for all 3 meals of the day. Jesus fuck.

COOOOOOCAAAAAIIIINNNNE MOOOOOUNNNNNTTTAAAAIINNNN

LOL

 

[shira]

 

[brianmcdoogle]

I don't know if it would fit in the title, but could a mod fit in WH Comm Director so the title fully reads "WH Comm Director Anthony Scaramucci explicit interview with Ryan Lizza at the New Yorker" or if you need to, remove Ryan Lizza from the title so it's "WH Comm Director Anthony Scaramucci explicit interview with the New Yorker". Figure that might help give more context for those browsing. Thanks.

 

[studyguy]

https://twitter.com/AshleyRParker/status/890680142246416387

Ashley Parker (@AshleyRParker)
To be clear: THE WHITE HOUSE COMMS DIR just called the WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF "a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac." https://t.co/9STON7JORT

 

[Link]

To be fair, it'd be quite difficult to suck his own cock when Trump's cock is already in his mouth.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

This is hilarious. Has he even been working for a week?

He hasn't even started to work at the White House yet.

 

[Lunar15]

Really though, I'm glad that republicans have cleaned out all the dirty heathens from the White House and replaced them with good, clean, God-fearing people.

 

[Pastry]

The new Chief of Staff

 

[Ninja Scooter]

This guy will be President in 8 years.

 

[norm9]

He's what happens if Joe Pesci and Joe Piscopo had a baby.

 

[Dr.Acula]

Those statements seem ridiculous on their face, I'm going to wait for an official response from the White Ho- OMG this is bad, guise.

 

[Fancyarcher]

Trump has really a uncanny ability to attract disposable pieces of human trash.

It's almost like people with real intelligence aren't interested in putting up with his bullshit or something.

 

[The Shadow]

 

[wenis]

The white house communications director is a fucking reject from the night at the roxbury movie.

someone call chris kattan, we just found him the role of a life time when FX does an America "Story" on the Trump presidency.

 

[Wallach]

This guy will be President in 8 years.

It sounds like he'll OD before then.

 

[bob_arctor]

I can't. This is just. WHAT THE FUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[T-Rex.]

This can't be real 😂😂

 

[jabuseika]

What's with their fascination with sucking cocks.

 

[Knoxcore]

This...can't be real...can it?

 

[Corpekata]

Dude sounds like a Veep character.

 

[Instro]

This guy will be President in 8 years.

That would probably be an upgrade.

 

[Wet Bloodfart]

This is fucking absurd

 

[Karkador]

Those statements seem ridiculous on their face, I'm going to wait for an official response from the White Ho- OMG this is bad, guise.

This is the communications director...it'd be coming from the same lunatic

 

[HeartlessNobody213]

Was waiting for this. Sounds like some WOWS shit except it's real life.