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[D i Z]

Holy shit. We need some serious drug screenings up in there.

 

[TissueBox]

LOL someone should go easy on the crystal..

Temperament level is over 9000 in Trump's house apparently. >_<

 

[cartographer]

Do they drug test for White House positions?

 

[tbm24]

Hot damn this interview is something else. If I read that right, he even referred to himself as The Mooch? Hope he fires everyone in there. The fucks ups should hit over drive once that happens.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Woooooow

 

[eshwaaz]

Thank goodness he has thick skin, or he might be starting to lose it.

 

[Fergie]

 

[Imperfected]

Guys, come on, don't blame this on drugs.

He's naturally a Jersey Shore dipshit, the drugs just allow him to sustain top-level asshole performance for longer periods.

 

[Seik]

I won't lie, that paragraph about Bannon made me laugh out loud and got the man a bit more respect in my book. :lol

(Respect went from lvl -5 to -4!!!!)

 

[Ashodin]

But what about Bannon tho? What's his technique? &#129300;

 

[Mudcrab]

”O.K., the Mooch showed up a week ago," he said. ”This is going to get cleaned up very shortly, O.K.? Because I nailed these guys. I've got digital fingerprints on everything they've done through the F.B.I. and the fucking Department of Justice."
”What?" I interjected.

He calls himself The Mooch.

 

[Dr.Acula]

yep and notice how this thread will move 100x faster than the testimony one. distraction tactics pure and simple

Do you mean the Bill Browder thing. Russia is a nothing-burger that only serves to distract from health care! Those that know strategy are in awe of Trump the master right now! /s

Seriously, we can keep on top of multiple stories, and the incoming Comms Dir. laying the ground-work to dismiss the Chief of Staff is a pretty big story.

 

[RedAssedApe]

so edgy

 

[facetheslayer92]

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[JABEE]

This is hilarious if you forget you live in the United States.

What an embarrassing shit show.

 

[DonShula]

The World Is Yours: The Anthony Scaramucci Story

 

[bionic77]

America really seems to wants the crazy title that N Korea has had on lock recently.

 

[Turbo Killer]

Andrew Dice Clay to take over for Huckabee Sanders soon.

 

[Netherscourge]

He sounds like Ari from Entourage.

 

[BFIB]

I bet this guy is going to have dinner at his moms with Bannon out in the trunk of his car.

 

[Hubbl3]

Mooch just came in and started smearing shit all over the White House walls, haha

 

[Buckle]

White House transformation into car crash daytime television is complete.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

 

[Xando]

As someone from outside the US this is getting pretty entertaining

 

[Netherscourge]

Scaramucci also told me that, unlike other senior officials, he had no interest in media attention. ”I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own cock," he said, speaking of Trump's chief strategist. ”I'm not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I'm here to serve the country." (Bannon declined to comment.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How did I almost skip over that gem?

 

[OrlanisWorks]

”Let me tell you something about myself," [Scaramucci] said. ”I am a straight shooter."

This guy is crazy.

 

[chadskin]

Now we know why neither Priebus nor Bannon wanted him anywhere near the White House.

In any other administration, this would make news for weeks. For the Trump administration, it's just another Thursday.

 

[the_firewithin]

CNN Opinion Piece: Why I Have High Hopes for Mooch

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/27/opinions/high-hopes-mooch-opinion-cupp/index.html

&#128514;

Today he became the director of communication

 

[Ouroboros]

Please release the audio. Please please release the audio.

 

[Muffin1611]

Letthemfight.gif

This guy is hilarious. Is he on drugs? Is he a Mafia boss? He fucking calls himself "The Mooch"?

This is straight up reality TV level.

 

[Salmonax]

This is astounding. We are truly living in the bizarro world.

 

[mnannola]

What the fuck is going on over there in the White House? If this was a TV movie, right about now would be the time that something actually happens to our country and we need a smooth running government in order to get through it.

We are fucked.

 

[Vestal]

Please release the audio. Please please release the audio.

Im pretty sure if anyone tries to deny this the audio will DROPPO!

 

[Hubbl3]

Now we know why neither Priebus nor Bannon wanted him anywhere near the White House.

In any other administration, this would make news for weeks. For the Trump administration, it's just another Thursday.

It's truly crazy that there's like a 99% chance that within the next 24 hours, some other bullshit will emanate from this administration to where we completely forget about this. Truly a brave new world we live in : /

 

[gutter_trash]

I can't wait for the HBO movie about this Presidency.

Reality is more entertaining than fiction

 

[DonShula]

Im pretty sure if anyone tries to deny this the audio will DROPPO!

Oh he probably asked for this to be released.

HOO-AHHHH

 

[Maxios]

I feel like I've stepped into some horrifying nineties comedy.

 

[Imperfected]

Well that escalated quickly.

"Hi, I'd like to ask you some questions about your dinner with Sean Hannity, if that's alright?"

"LET ME GIVE YOU AN ALPHABETICAL LIST OF ALL THE PEOPLE SUCKING COCKS IN THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY!"

No idea what you're talking about, seems perfectly normal.

 

[effzee]

I'm confused. Wasn't this guy at the same time anti-Trump and said as much while on Fox News?

Didn't he also just delete his old tweets cause he believe in climate change and other positions Trump opposes?

What's his connection to Trump from before?

 

[Az]

This is so fucking great

 

[excelsiorlef]

CNN Opinion Piece: Why I Have High Hopes for Mooch

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/27/opinions/high-hopes-mooch-opinion-cupp/index.html

&#128514;

SE Cupp sucks.

 

[Xando]

Please release the audio. Please please release the audio.

He‘ll release it himself and try to get the feds to investigate the New York for leaking

 

[ZeoVGM]

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” he said, speaking of Trump’s chief strategist. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.”

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

 

[gdt]

Goddamn. This guy is speedrunning this thing. Calling out Reince and Bannon so hard?

 

[Muffin1611]

Hey US, if you have to vote for lunatics, choose this guy next time. He's at least funny.

 

[StopMakingSense]

He sounds like Ari from Entourage.

Thats actually kind of a funny comparison, as Ari is based on Ari Emmanuel, brother of Obama's first Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel.

 

[ryseing]

He sounds like Ari from Entourage.

Ari had redeeming qualities. He loved Vinny and he loved his kids, and he even loved Lloyd in a twisted way.

I don't think The Mooch is capable of love.

 

[Netherscourge]

Can you imagine this guy calling Congressman and Senators to scream at them for votes on Trump's agenda?

Collins and Murkowski are going to get some lovely earfuls from this clown. Hopefully they record it and give it to the press.

 

[Xando]

All we need now is Bannon dropping a disstrack featuring Priebus

 

[Luminaire]

This guy is amazing. It's like he's stuck in high school.

 

[Brinbe]

SNL needs to go year-round at this point.

Whoever occupies that WH next definitely needs to do a majorly thorough cleanup job before they reside there. What a humongous and embarrassing shitshow.