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Anthony Scaramucci explicit interview with Ryan Lizza at the New Yorker

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Saganator

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It's amazing that a PR person is allowed to act this unprofessional in public. Even the shittiest company would've fired Mooch by now. Not for the Trump White House, where you can act like a total asshole and probably get a pat on the back.

I used to assume people who worked at the White House in any capacity were ultimate professionals, now... not so much. Trump and company are playing limbo lowering the bar so much.
 
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chadskin

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reKon

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If we actually make it as a nation... wait no species over the next 3 years, I'm looking forward to 3-4 surely incredible films/TV series to be centered around all of this.

Scorsese already got one of these
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Is there a funnier euphemism than "colorful" to describe dropping f-bombs repeatedly in the national media while you're the WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR?
 
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BossDarkseid

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I saw Steve Bannon trending on Twitter and thought "Ha, at last" then read more and now I'm never gonna be able to sleep. Fucking internet
 
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Aquavelvaman

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I hope we get weird sexual acts associated with all of the WH officials.

"Look, I'm only here to protect the president's best interests and the interests of the American people," Scaramucci told reporters Thursday. "I'm not like Jeff Sessions who pounds off into a jar and keeps it under his desk."
 
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Dr.Acula

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Aquavelvaman said:
I hope we get weird sexual acts associated with all of the WH officials.

"Look, I'm only here to protect the President's best interests and the interests of the American people," Scaramucci told reporters Thursday. "I'm not like Jeff Sessions who pounds off into a jar and keeps it under his desk."
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I am 70% sure that's a joke quote. ONLY 70% SURE.
 
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Lowmelody

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I was cracking the FUCK up until I got to the part about him wanting to fucking kill the leakers then I sobered up with quickness followed by despair. This is such a horrible slice of history to live in.
 
Vic_Viper

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Does he seriously refer to himself as "The Mooch" lol?

This interview sounds like a drunk dial. How does he still have a job? This is a guy representing the fucking White House!
 
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Kurdel

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Buba Big Guns said:
So is his tactic to out crazy Trump to take attention away from him?
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I mean, he wants to impress Trump, so he needs to make grandiose statements and viciously attack all enemies, real AND perceived.

Spicer may have been a robot, but Scaramucci is selling himself as a convert and as a true believer.
 
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Aquavelvaman

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"I do things a bit differently than you may be used to, because I'm not a politician. I'm not part of the political elite and neither is President Trump." the White House Press corp. was told during a late night briefing. "I don't pay men to sit on my feet and fart like Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue."
 
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Stinkles

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"I'm from the business world like Donald. We do deals and we take heads. We don't try to breathe underwater by sucking queefs through a party balloon like Lindsay Graham"
 
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Carn82

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Aquavelvaman said:
I hope we get weird sexual acts associated with all of the WH officials.

"Look, I'm only here to protect the president's best interests and the interests of the American people," Scaramucci told reporters Thursday. "I'm not like Jeff Sessions who pounds off into a jar and keeps it under his desk."
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Aquavelvaman said:
"I do things a bit differently than you may be used to, because I'm not a politician. I'm not part of the political elite and neither is President Trump." the White House Press corp. was told during a late night briefing. "I don't pay men to sit on my feet and fart like Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue."
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Stinkles said:
"I'm from the business world like Donald. We do deals and we take heads. We don't try to breathe underwater by sucking queefs through a party balloon like Lindsay Graham"
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this shit is cracking me up ^_^
 
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CHC

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Stinkles said:
"I'm from the business world like Donald. We do deals and we take heads. We don't try to breathe underwater by sucking queefs through a party balloon like Lindsay Graham"
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I almost love this guy. Almost.

I thought they'd go more bland after Spicer but, no. Full steam ahead in the direction of absolute insanity.
 
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Prophaniti

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Aquavelvaman said:
I hope we get weird sexual acts associated with all of the WH officials.

"Look, I'm only here to protect the president's best interests and the interests of the American people," Scaramucci told reporters Thursday. "I'm not like Jeff Sessions who pounds off into a jar and keeps it under his desk."
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People are looking at me in laughing so hard
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Mooch Haiku

Priebus is the leak
Bannon blows his own cannon
No one fucks with Mooch
 
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Mathieran

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Is it so terrible to hold the people who run our government to a higher standard than the average person walking the streets? If I talked like that at my job I would be fired. And it's not the swearing that bothers me, we swear regularly at my job. It's the insults, saying he wants to kill people, etc. He sounds deranged.
 
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Imperfected

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"Listen," I replied, holding back a yawn. "It's two AM. The rest of this interview is going to have to be off-the-record, because I'm going to bed, and frankly you've been talking about dicks for six hours. I guess I can push this to my voicemail if you just want to keep talking."

Scaramucci was apparently undeterred. I am not certain he even heard me, enraptured as he was feverishly recounting his assessment of the White House staff: "Priebus, he's a real timid cock-sucker. All lips, maybe a tease of the tongue, but he doesn't even swallow."

The fact he was becoming increasingly flustered and slightly sweaty was abundantly apparent. "Now, Sessions, he's got a five cock a day habbit," 'The Mooch' continued, huffing out in an exhausted-sounding pant. "Not like back-to-back, he spaces them out, but he can't finish a thirty dollar Italian dinner without popping one in his cheek, y'know?"

Scaramucci licked his chops audibly. "Now, Banner, he's a goddamn cock event horizon. I've heard people nut their pants just walking too close to his office door. That pigly summvabitch breathes cock, as far as any of us can tell, like some kind of... some kind of albino cavefish raised for generations in total cock."

Beyond this point the message from 'The Mooch" became completely impossible to decipher, devolving into sounds that studio folley artists assure me are aesthetically similar to spoonfuls of nutella being hurled full-force into a quivering pan of peach Jell-O.
 
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Oozer3993

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"I tell it like it is. I'm a straight shooter," the White House Communications director told Jake Tapper. "Not like Rick Perry. Every time I'm at a urinal with that guy I feel like I'm in the splash zone of a Shamu show."
 
chekhonte

chekhonte

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Mathieran said:
Is it so terrible to hold the people who run our government to a higher standard than the average person walking the streets? If I talked like that at my job I would be fired. And it's not the swearing that bothers me, we swear regularly at my job. It's the insults, saying he wants to kill people, etc. He sounds deranged.
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Even the lowest polls show 35 percent of people still approve of the actions of the president. This is politics now.
 
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Sober6809

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Oozer3993 said:
"I tell it like it is. I'm a straight shooter," the White House Communications director told Jake Tapper. "Not like Rick Perry. Every time I'm at a urinal with that guy I feel like I'm in the splash zone of a Shamu show."
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Hahahahah god damn, this made me crack up.
 
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