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Anthony Scaramucci explicit interview with Ryan Lizza at the New Yorker

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Netherscourge

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OMG

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Tomorrow's cover!!
 
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Speely

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Imperfected said:
"Listen," I replied, holding back a yawn. "It's two AM. The rest of this interview is going to have to be off-the-record, because I'm going to bed, and frankly you've been talking about dicks for six hours. I guess I can push this to my voicemail if you just want to keep talking."

Scaramucci was apparently undeterred. I am not certain he even heard me, enraptured as he was feverishly recounting his assessment of the White House staff: "Priebus, he's a real timid cock-sucker. All lips, maybe a tease of the tongue, but he doesn't even swallow."

The fact he was becoming increasingly flustered and slightly sweaty was abundantly apparent. "Now, Sessions, he's got a five cock a day habbit," 'The Mooch' continued, huffing out in an exhausted-sounding pant. "Not like back-to-back, he spaces them out, but he can't finish a thirty dollar Italian dinner without popping one in his cheek, y'know?"

Scaramucci licked his chops audibly. "Now, Banner, he's a goddamn cock event horizon. I've heard people nut their pants just walking too close to his office door. That pigly summvabitch breathes cock, as far as any of us can tell, like some kind of... some kind of albino cavefish raised for generations in total cock."

Beyond this point the message from 'The Mooch" became completely impossible to decipher, devolving into sounds that studio folley artists assure me are aesthetically similar to spoonfuls of nutella being hurled full-force into a quivering pan of peach Jell-O.
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I just want to say that you are a gem. Made my day lmao.
 
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bionic77

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Cock block, suck his own cock, grab them by the pussy.

This is the language from the White House in 2017. How many decades ago was Obama president?
 
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RustyNails

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bionic77 said:
Cock block, suck his own cock, grab them by the pussy.

This is the language from the White House in 2017. How many decades ago was Obama president?
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Yea but remember when the black man denigrated the good white folk by saying they cling to guns and religion? Just as bad, if not worse.
 
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bionic77

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RustyNails said:
Yea but remember when the black man denigrated the good white folk by saying they cling to guns and religion? Just as bad, if not worse.
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Thankfully the good people control the government now and they are going to make Obama and the rest of us pay dearly.
 
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rec0ded1

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Drinking game time with pundits saying "colorful language." 1 shot in with PBS newshour. Matt Schlapp and these clowns always laugh it off like its no big deal yet they go HAM when they perceive their "family values" have been attacked lol.
 
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metalslimer

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More like you forgot this was on the record because of some hard fucking drugs. That whole interview is a coke binge rant down to a t.
 
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rec0ded1

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You know maybe Trump is on to something about the media?

I've been waiting allll afternoon for a news agency to confirm or deny that Bannon can self suck. I haven't even seen a "Mr Bannon has not responded to our calls to confirm or deny this allegation." FAILING FAKE NEWS
 
chekhonte

chekhonte

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rec0ded1 said:
You know maybe Trump is on to something about the media?

I've been waiting allll afternoon for a news agency to confirm or deny that Bannon can self suck. I haven't even seen a "Mr Bannon has not responded to our calls to confirm or deny this allegation." FAILING FAKE NEWS
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If Bannon can suck himself off, does that make Scaramucci a leaker?
 
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