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Strip clubs are insane in other countries

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LookAtMeGo

Member
I used to get blowjobs at a stripclub in Ontario Canada for basically the same price as a private dance. $20 - $30. You got played OP.
 
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Ishan

Junior Member
cromofo said:
I hope OP is trolling.

You're essentially paying $300-500 to get blue-balled. For that kind of money you can pay a top escort and fuck her brains out. Not to mention it's Russia, so she's probably quality.

Strip clubs are fine if you go with your mates, spend around $50 on drinks and tips and touch a few boobies. But this shit? This shit doesn't check out mate.

Get a grip.
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Errr if you read between the lines op has his eyes on the this Russian stripper likes me for me angle (strippers called him cute or something ) well good for him I guess
 
cromofo

cromofo

Member
Ishan said:
Errr if you read between the lines op has his eyes on the this Russian stripper likes me for me angle (strippers called him cute or something ) well good for him I guess
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Instead of wasting $500, offer it to her for some penetration action, she won't refuse if she thinks he's "cute".

But then, if she does refuse, OP might kill himself.

You do you OP. Maybe he's like those dudes who pay for cuddles...beats me.
 
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Joeku

Member
LookAtMeGo said:
I used to get blowjobs at a stripclub in Ontario Canada for basically the same price as a private dance. $20 - $30. You got played OP.
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Uh...where in Ontario was that? Cuz our dollar has been shit for a while and that means they might as well have been giving them away for free.
 
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tpfkanep

Member
If you still wanna go ahead with this after receiving the advice and ridicule: Your life. Your money. Have fun. No two fucks were given.
 
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striferser

Huge Nickleback Fan
When i read the title, i thought OP going to mention somthing like stripper who put cigarrete or light bulb into their vagina or something. All i got was sprrading buttcheek

For $300 you could pay an escort and do more than spreading butt cheek...
 
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Lazlo Woodbine

Member
Widdle Puppy said:
sarcasm? because I think this is possible perhaps but I am not sure...
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KahooTs

Member
Its like no-one here has ever seen Pretty Woman, True Romance, Risky Business and so on. It happens so often they make movies about it.
 
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SKINNER!

Banned
Widdle Puppy said:
I'll be back next week for another $300-$500. I'm totally down for this and any other forms of legal sex work.
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If I had to bust my back at work to make $300-$500 then the last thing I'd do is waste it in a strip club on a regular basis. Each to their own and OP can do whatever he wants. Stay safe though and stop falling in love with strippers man.
 
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Krauser Kat

Member
strippers and sex workers are normal people in a work environment. They can and do meet people they like. I Dont see why this is different. Treat them like people.
 
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Catdaddy

Member
I knew when I saw the title of the thread it would deliver and it does.

Go back in the club and tell her you don't have any money and see if she'll still be chatty.
 
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Markoman

Member
Trunx28 said:
been to a lot of strip clubs during one of my past jobs .. my boss had a thing for them and drinks where all on the company. You should try the Banana Bar in Amsterdam, they do things there like writing postcards with their .. well, were the pipi comes out.

Oh and you ALWAYS get the feeling they are into you. Protip: In 99 of 100 times they aren't.
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Ahahahaa...is that the one which also features girls smoking cigars with their pipi? If so,
I've been there many years ago when I was 17. One of those street promotion guys "convinced" us to go there. There was a group of Asian men and women in the audience and of course one of the dancers picked one guy of that group, sticking a marker in her pussy and drawing a heart on his chest. The Asian group was going nuts. Of course the oldest guy in our squad (19) thought that one of the dancers fell in love with him. Good times
 
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Aske

Member
Hey guys, I just wanted to say I don't even understand why people even go to strip clubs in the first place!!!! I mean, you're basically paying for blueballs! I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but there's this thing called escorts, and you can do more stuff with them, and you get to actually get off! Did all the guys who go to strip clubs miss the memo????
 
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Markoman

Member
Aske said:
Hey guys, I just wanted to say I don't even understand why people even go to strip clubs in the first place!!!! I mean, you're basically paying for blueballs! I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but there's this thing called escorts, and you can do more stuff with them, and you get to actually get off! Did all the guys who go to strip clubs miss the memo????
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Uhm, maybe not everyone going to a strip club has the intention to get off.
Some enjoy the performances, the ambience and the drinks (or searching for love)...naked boos are a plus.
 
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Izayoi

Banned
I was under the impression that foreign strip clubs were just brothels in disguise.

I mean, that's basically what they are here in the US, so...
 
MudoSkills

MudoSkills

Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
Every time I click this thread and the OP doesn't have a butt related tag I die a little more inside.

I went to a strip club once, in London, on a stag do. Whoever was going to be on stage walked around with a pint glass and asked everyone to put a pound in before dancing. I paid £3 and saw three buttholes, although I didn't have any in my face at any point.
 
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always crazy bacon

Banned
MudoSkills said:
I went to a strip club once, in London, on a stag do. Whoever was going to be on stage walked around with a pint glass and asked everyone to put a pound in before dancing. I paid £3 and saw three buttholes, although I didn't have any in my face at any point.
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You did'nt go to a strip club in London, you went to a pub with strippers. Pint glass is the give away.
 
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labx

Banned
OP, you have a case of Oneitis. You know that, right? The stripper work is literally honeycomb the clients, so they feel and think that they are special human beings with the power of enamored a sex worker. The ultimate love story. You of all the male in Russia and the world, are the one who finally conquered the stripper heart.
 
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Trunx28

Member
Markoman said:
Ahahahaa...is that the one which also features girls smoking cigars with their pipi? If so,
I've been there many years ago when I was 17. One of those street promotion guys "convinced" us to go there. There was a group of Asian men and women in the audience and of course one of the dancers picked one guy of that group, sticking a marker in her pussy and drawing a heart on his chest. The Asian group was going nuts. Of course the oldest guy in our squad (19) thought that one of the dancers fell in love with him. Good times
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haha, oh yeah .. one shot a dildo at a colleagues head, resulting in a bleeding wound .. He was like "HOW SHOULD I EXPLAIN THIS TO MY WIFE" and we told him to tell her the truth .. He did and .. She didn't believe him. Thought he was drunk and fell down some stairs. Good times indeed.
 
Daffy Duck

Daffy Duck

Member
So is the OP back to schooling Russian kids instead of being schooled by Russian lap dancers?

Will we hear more of his adventures next Saturday?
 
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Markoman

Member
Trunx28 said:
haha, oh yeah .. one shot a dildo at a colleagues head, resulting in a bleeding wound .. He was like "HOW SHOULD I EXPLAIN THIS TO MY WIFE" and we told him to tell her the truth .. He did and .. She didn't believe him. Thought he was drunk and fell down some stairs. Good times indeed.
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I wouldn't believe it either. You have to experience it with your own eyes. They also did a live porn show - (girl giving a bj to a guy). Amsterdam is crazy...I love it.

On the same trip we stood next to the guys in a park house elevator who later smashed our
our car's window to steal stuff. All they found was dirty laundry and 6 super soakers. Lmao.
Best thing... those unlucky bastards got caught in the act by the police.
 
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pieface

Member
I think i'm one of the few straight men that absolutely hates being in a strip club. (I've not read this thread)

It's fucking horrible, awkward and depressing.
 
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