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I used to get blowjobs at a stripclub in Ontario Canada for basically the same price as a private dance. $20 - $30. You got played OP.
Errr if you read between the lines op has his eyes on the this Russian stripper likes me for me angle (strippers called him cute or something ) well good for him I guessI hope OP is trolling.
You're essentially paying $300-500 to get blue-balled. For that kind of money you can pay a top escort and fuck her brains out. Not to mention it's Russia, so she's probably quality.
Strip clubs are fine if you go with your mates, spend around $50 on drinks and tips and touch a few boobies. But this shit? This shit doesn't check out mate.
Get a grip.
Errr if you read between the lines op has his eyes on the this Russian stripper likes me for me angle (strippers called him cute or something ) well good for him I guess
Uh...where in Ontario was that? Cuz our dollar has been shit for a while and that means they might as well have been giving them away for free.I used to get blowjobs at a stripclub in Ontario Canada for basically the same price as a private dance. $20 - $30. You got played OP.
If you still wanna go ahead with this after receiving the advice and ridicule: Your life. Your money. Have fun. No two fucks were given.
sarcasm? because I think this is possible perhaps but I am not sure...
Uh...where in Ontario was that? Cuz our dollar has been shit for a while and that means they might as well have been giving them away for free.
Best opening of a thread I've ever read.im ded
I feel like people could catch STDs just by glancing at this thread. It is so full of ewwww.
The Clap?stds generally do not transmit through hand-to-ass contact
I'll be back next week for another $300-$500. I'm totally down for this and any other forms of legal sex work.
You know that..... is actually how it works right? You don't put your penis in the same hole that the urine comes out of.... Do you know that?
Vagina ≠ urethra
strippers and sex workers are normal people in a work environment. They can and do meet people they like. I Dont see why this is different. Treat them like people.
like $300 USD
been to a lot of strip clubs during one of my past jobs .. my boss had a thing for them and drinks where all on the company. You should try the Banana Bar in Amsterdam, they do things there like writing postcards with their .. well, were the pipi comes out.
Oh and you ALWAYS get the feeling they are into you. Protip: In 99 of 100 times they aren't.
Hey guys, I just wanted to say I don't even understand why people even go to strip clubs in the first place!!!! I mean, you're basically paying for blueballs! I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but there's this thing called escorts, and you can do more stuff with them, and you get to actually get off! Did all the guys who go to strip clubs miss the memo????
Kitchener like 13-14 years ago. It was a seedy joint. Its not like a service they offered. There were other factors involved.Uh...where in Ontario was that? Cuz our dollar has been shit for a while and that means they might as well have been giving them away for free.
NahIn his imagination.
That's expensive as hell.
How much strio clubs cost on us?
I went to a strip club once, in London, on a stag do. Whoever was going to be on stage walked around with a pint glass and asked everyone to put a pound in before dancing. I paid £3 and saw three buttholes, although I didn't have any in my face at any point.
You did'nt go to a strip club in London, you went to a pub with strippers. Pint glass is the give away.
You did'nt go to a strip club in London, you went to a pub with strippers. Pint glass is the give away.
What do you call a pub full of drunk English ladies then?
Ahahahaa...is that the one which also features girls smoking cigars with their pipi? If so,
I've been there many years ago when I was 17. One of those street promotion guys "convinced" us to go there. There was a group of Asian men and women in the audience and of course one of the dancers picked one guy of that group, sticking a marker in her pussy and drawing a heart on his chest. The Asian group was going nuts. Of course the oldest guy in our squad (19) thought that one of the dancers fell in love with him. Good times
GAF is so judgemental, I bet most of you have multiple tabs of anime porn open as we speak.
Go back in the club and tell her you don't have any money and see if she'll still be chatty.
Is this theory or practice?
lmaoLiterally.
No one's really judging people going to strip clubs (well ok maybe a little), the mockery clearly comes from OP's gullibility. Why so defensive?GAF is so judgemental, I bet most of you have multiple tabs of anime porn open as we speak.
OP, would you like to fund my 21st birthday?like $300 USD
I don't see the problem here.GAF is so judgemental, I bet most of you have multiple tabs of anime porn open as we speak.
haha, oh yeah .. one shot a dildo at a colleagues head, resulting in a bleeding wound .. He was like "HOW SHOULD I EXPLAIN THIS TO MY WIFE" and we told him to tell her the truth .. He did and .. She didn't believe him. Thought he was drunk and fell down some stairs. Good times indeed.
Cause one is legal and one isn't haha. At least in the west
Cause one is legal and one isn't haha. At least in the west
But those are free.GAF is so judgemental, I bet most of you have multiple tabs of anime porn open as we speak.