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God, that's low rent then.
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Strip clubs are insane in other countries
- Thread starter Widdle Puppy
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God, that's low rent then.
DiipuSurotu
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HawksWinStanley
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The only time I got a lap dance was my 21st birthday when my friends paid for it. I was pretty impressed. It was full on every part of her in my face, pretty much using me like a pommel horse. It got a little awkward when she bit my dick through my pants. Just kind of gnawed on it.
Otherwise it was a pretty good time.
Otherwise it was a pretty good time.
Musha_Soturi
Member
The last BritGaf meet ended up in Browns. My first time in a strip club, and one of the guys bought me a lap dance. Good times.
MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
I work just of Old Street, so I could plausibly visit on my lunch break.
I saw one of the dancers in the station when I was walking through with a colleague. I said 'I know her from somewhere' before realising where. Luckily they didn't ask.
Musha_Soturi
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Not far from me, I'm next to St Paul's
Apart from my story earlier in the thread, I've been to a few strip clubs in Edinburgh and Glasgow and they've always been a good laugh.
Edinburghs are the best hands down but Glasgow has a place in my heart after I got a lap dance off a girl in Diamond Dolls who I knew pretty well throughout primary and high school.
It felt pretty weird getting a lap dance from a girl I used to play hide and seek and climb trees with when we were both like 7 years old but we spoke about good times and memories at school for like 30 minutes and then gave me really good mates rates for a dance so I wasn't complaining.
Edinburghs are the best hands down but Glasgow has a place in my heart after I got a lap dance off a girl in Diamond Dolls who I knew pretty well throughout primary and high school.
It felt pretty weird getting a lap dance from a girl I used to play hide and seek and climb trees with when we were both like 7 years old but we spoke about good times and memories at school for like 30 minutes and then gave me really good mates rates for a dance so I wasn't complaining.
Ken K in the Fresh!!!
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This thread is still going? Tf
Earthbound64
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I'm not having a Russian stripper feed me their anything, thanks.
Raptomex
Member
Ah, you see? You had me going until I saw that. That's why I don't go to strip clubs. I don't want to spend the money.
I don't get the appeal, i suppose if you have cash to blow and really into the whole fantasy.
For 300$ they will make you the best borsch in the universe.
For 300$ they will make you the best borsch in the universe.
Earthbound64
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Alright, maybe I'd be up for that.
Yeah I realize now that I should have said North America because that's what I was referring to
Earthbound64
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It would still be inaccurate, because Nevada (sans Las Vegas)
Raptomex
Member
I would say it's a waste of money. I don't want to pay for atmosphere. I think someone posted this before. It's like going to a restaurant and paying to look at the food.
I can watch porn for free and the result is the same. I prefer having something to show or actually getting a service for my money. Not just throwing it at naked women. But that's just me.
Yeah, I'm sure you're sexy as hell. Anybody who spends $300 at a strip club is cute, adorable, sexy, or whatever will get you to spend more. Just like waitresses in a restaurant, they're trying to make money, too. Sex sells. You're proof of that. And you didn't even have sex.
The Albatross
Member
$300 at a Providence strip club would definitely get you laid.
Widdle Puppy
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Correct, I am sexy as hell and I'm rich as fuck too... And where did I say I was trying to have sex? Why do you think every guy that goes to the club is desperate or trying to fuck? You can go to a club just to enjoy the atmosphere, drinks, company and sensual energy.
Haters really just hate themselves on the inside lmao.
I went to the biggest titty bar Providence for my friends bachelor party two years ago. Place was fucking rammed. So many nice girls though but man the hardcore RI accents kind of killed it for me.
Owners are smart though so many patrons and only so many strippers, so you had girls giving out neck massages and I think upper body oil massages too.
We stuck my boy in a shower they have on the main stage so everybody in the club could see lol. And then the girls gave him a beating with his belt lol.
And Montreal strip clubs are pretty good
Raptomex
Member
And now we know. Did you tell the strippers that you are "rich as fuck"? They'll probably like you even more.
I know what I'm calling my next album.
Earthbound64
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Yes, that's why we think you're deluded when you say "I think she thought I was cute."
Come on.
Again, how is an english teacher in Moscow rich as fuck? I don't get it.
Maybe he shot the peepee tape.
Widdle Puppy
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It's fine if people think I'm deluded and express that opinion (which I respect) in a way which isn't a low key personal attack on me.
You can almost smell it.
Earthbound64
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I mean...
Saying you're deluded is "a low key personal attack."
How would you go about expressing it?
Ultimadrago
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I can't tell whether OP is working return posters or the other way around at this point.
Silvergun-Blue
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Widdle Puppy
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Uh, you do know you can make up to $100 per hour for private lessons in this city right?
Holy shit I'm on my way. I could earn enough to buy a wallet working a half a day there.
Widdle Puppy
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Not that easy... I'm not there yet myself in this field but hope to be in a year or two.
Earthbound64
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Sounds like you can make up to $300 for private lessons in that city.
Canada here. Been a few years for me, but in terms of private dances at the local club...
- $20 / song (doesn't matter how long/short the song is... obviously they use lots of short ones)
- in a private area with 3 walls, but I don't remember a door/curtain
- places a "cloth" on your lap, topless and bottomless IIRC, and grinds you allowing you to get hard, so it's basically dry humping
- touching boobs allowed, no touching vagina / ass, but I don't remember having a chance to "spread ass cheaks" like the OP, but that might have been OK if the girl bent over that way... though that would have been a lest of the limits I'm thinking
- $20 / song (doesn't matter how long/short the song is... obviously they use lots of short ones)
- in a private area with 3 walls, but I don't remember a door/curtain
- places a "cloth" on your lap, topless and bottomless IIRC, and grinds you allowing you to get hard, so it's basically dry humping
- touching boobs allowed, no touching vagina / ass, but I don't remember having a chance to "spread ass cheaks" like the OP, but that might have been OK if the girl bent over that way... though that would have been a lest of the limits I'm thinking
Nice. Seems like I should get going. Need to find me some rich people who can afford that lol.
Lmao.
perfectchaos007
Member
If strippers managed their money right, they could easily be upper class. Unfortunately lots of them have expensive drug habits :/
In the US, if you sign a contract while under the influence, its non-binding. So if you go to a strip club shit faced, sign an all sales final agreement, and throw 2 grand at a butthole, then you should be able to get that back
The Albatross
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I went to the biggest titty bar Providence for my friends bachelor party two years ago. Place was fucking rammed. So many nice girls though but man the hardcore RI accents kind of killed it for me.
Owners are smart though so many patrons and only so many strippers, so you had girls giving out neck massages and I think upper body oil massages too.
We stuck my boy in a shower they have on the main stage so everybody in the club could see lol. And then the girls gave him a beating with his belt lol.
And Montreal strip clubs are pretty good
You probably went to the Foxy Lady. Place is always fucking JAMMED. Been there for a couple of bachelor parties, but I wouldn't go back... Last time we went, there was like 8 of us maybe and we walk in and it is packed and it's all guys, very few dancers, so we decided to get outta there, and on the way out a stripper asks a friend if he wants a lap dance and he's like "aaah, sorry not now thank you," and she replies "ah you're probably just a faggot then." We were all like "ohhh shit..."
Club Desire VIP floor is great strip club in Providence. I don't go to strip clubs very often, but it's always been fun. Side note, I believe Club Desire was where Aaron Hernandez, former PAtriots TE, murdered a guy. But... that's kinda par for the course in that line of business in Providence.
LookAtMeGo
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Everyone here calls stripclubs "the peelers"
"We goin to the peelers tonight?" Im like "what?"
Aparantly I should have known this. I asked around and yup. Its the peelers.
"We goin to the peelers tonight?" Im like "what?"
Aparantly I should have known this. I asked around and yup. Its the peelers.
Widdle Puppy
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I agree, it really isn't at all. I've hit that point a few times on a camsite (mfc) before ~_~ Usually after you've bought about like 10,000+ tokens they freeze your purchase limit and have you contact them to raise it. It's surprisingly easier to go crazy on the internet than it is in person. I find money goes further for entertainment value in person for strip clubs than on camsites but of course you have to leave the comfort of your own home to enjoy them. Two different experiences in general.
LordKasual
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working as intended
god damn dicks are such liabilities
would be so cool if we could just turn them off
god damn dicks are such liabilities
would be so cool if we could just turn them off
Imperial Bishop
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OP played himself.
perfectchaos007
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This is my rule of thumb when asking myself "Is her flirtation with me genuine?"
Girl flirts with me in a public area like the dog park: "Probably"
Girl flirts with me at the cash register at Arby's: "Maybe, but her boss probably tells her to be nice to all customers so don't get your hopes up"
Server girl flirts with me at Chili's: "Doubtful, since she probably just wants a good tip"
Server girl flirts with me at Hooters: "If she didn't flirt with me I would be concerned, unless I came in with family or something. Its in their job description to flirt with the male customers and they'll be rewarded with a tip much higher than what they would make at any other restaurant."
Stripper flirts with me: "Again, if you're at a strip club, and none of the strippers are willing to talk you up, then something has gone terribly wrong. Just like Hooters girls, they get paid more depending on how well they flirt with the customers, only they can use their body parts to grind on a mans junk to really drive the point home."
Prostitute flirts with me: "If Prostitute flirts with you, OMG, If A Prostitute Flirts with YOU!...............then she loves you and wants to get married and you'll live happily ever after
"