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[Stet]

The reason I referred to it as a "myth" is because "blue balls" is generally used as an excuse that young men have as to why they need to experience sexual release. It's been a keen bit of sexual coercion for a few decades.

Technically, if you don't want to or can't have a sexual release, you should strain to move a heavy object. Seriously

See? Medical!

 

[Hawkian]

The pain can be lessened by straining, as it forces bloodflow out of the area. Lift the back end of a truck or something.

Worst I ever had it I was driving on the highway with about an hour left to my destination. In hindsight I should have pulled over and milled some lumber or something.

The reason I referred to it as a "myth" is because "blue balls" is generally used as an excuse that young men have as to why they need to experience sexual release. It's been a keen bit of sexual coercion for a few decades.

Well that's fair enough, I'm sure desperate people do use it like that. The real thing is undeniably real though And it's ironic, because in the time mentioned just above and one other, it was so bad I couldn't have done anything even if I wanted to, for the pain was just too great.

 

[Emitan]

hahahah billychu why would you ask if you could do that?

You're right! I should just go ahead because anyone would understand.

 

[Puddles]

Only time I ever experienced it was when I was travelling in India with my GF. Opportunities to fool around but no privacy to actually git'r dun.

My ex and I had that problem on a sleeper train in Russia. We improvised.

 

[marrec]

That doest exactly impress the person you are trying to bone, i would think . Plus you're kind of s tuck,do you leave for a few minutes to uh clear the pipes (obvious!) or stay and act like it's no biggie (and hope for a chance).

Excuse me, can I soak my balls in your sink? Its imperative.

Just ask nicely... It'll be cool.

 

[noah111]

This is highly specific. I do indeed hail from German heritage, but I can assure you my tenor and dialect are thoroughly American.

I'll consider this a backhanded compliment, then.

Can we get a large version of your avatar, Opiate? Your personality combined with your dashing looks makes me question me sexuality.

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

My ex and I had that problem on a sleeper train in Russia. We improvised.

We definitely did what we could when we could.

 

[Inanna]

The problem with "blue balls" is that it doesn't need to be caused by unfulfilled sexual activity, but it can be caused by anything that increases blood flow. The other problem is that it's pretty easy to cure, so someone complaining about "blue balls" is usually playing the sympathy card.

Oh I know that blue balls aren't always because of that.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Blue balls can be exceedingly common if you tend to engage in morning sex and your partner is a teacher who does not read your face-clock very well.



Just sayin'.

 

[Stet]

Excuse me, can I soak my balls in your sink? Its imperative.

Just ask nicely... It'll be cool.

Or you could just soak them every night. I'm making tea right now, if you catch my drift.

 

[Hawkian]

Now I'm trying to figure out what "read your face-clock" is a euphemism for.

 

[Emitan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M63GVUAGc10&feature=related

 

[Lissar]

I thought that when I was a kid, but wow it does not really hold up. Its still a shining example of how to do Sci-Fi correctly (as opposed to Battlestar Galactica) but beyond the awesome characters the writing was pretty poor.

I still watch it if its on TV though.

As I've been watching it I've noticed that there isn't much cohesion in the "rules" of the universe. Like the script writers are just adding whatever they think sounds cool, even if it completely contradicts something that has already been set in place. That said, I do still find it to be quite enjoyable.

 

[CountAntonius]

Blue balls: It's real to me dammit!

 

[dtrack]

All right. I warned ya.

For those that want/need more reasons not to eat at Pizza Hut...

Some of the cooks routinely 'flavored' pizzas to customers they didn't like, girls, or just to random orders with the following:

Spoiler

Ripped out handfuls of pubic hair
Fingernail clippings
One guy cut himself and thought it'd be funny to add his blood to the sauce
Boogers
Hair
Bits of slime/gelatin from the cans of anchovies that no one ever ordered
One guy rubbed his shoe into the un-sauced dough before adding sauce
Rumor had it that another guy used to come in the dough mixer
etc, etc

Those are just what I remember specifically. :/

Sounds delicious.

Spoiler

What the fuck D:

Edit: Blue balls. It's real. Had it for a day while working, NOT FUCKING FUN.

 

[Devolution]

My ex and I had that problem on a sleeper train in Russia. We improvised.

You know I've been talking with someone about coining a female term for the "Blue ball" syndrome.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Or you could just soak them every night. I'm making tea right now, if you catch my drift.

After you're done, you can say, "What a lovely tea party!"

 

[Emitan]

Sounds like women are the ones lifting heavy objects

Beard set to Maximum Warp

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Now I'm trying to figure out what "read your face-clock" is a euphemism for.

http://www.artscow.com/product/21619402/awesome-face-color-wall-clock

I am a child

 

[CHEEZMO™]

You guys must have some sort of physical problem.

Shit sounds totes cray to me.

 

[H.Protagonist]

I thought that when I was a kid, but wow it does not really hold up. Its still a shining example of how to do Sci-Fi correctly (as opposed to Battlestar Galactica) but beyond the awesome characters the writing was pretty poor.

I still watch it if its on TV though.

What? No way. I won't let you ruin it for me!!! ;_;

 

[echoshifting]

Sounds like women are the ones lifting heavy objects

Go to her door.
Beg like a human.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

You know I've been talking with someone about coining a female term for the "Blue ball" syndrome.

Ovarloaded

Imvaginary

Clit-East-Wood

 

[Smiles and Cries]

blueballs meh
try priapism for a few hours

 

[Emitan]

Go to her door.
Beg like a human.

I'm still going to duck.

 

[Mik2121]

If I join this, it would be with this avatar:

Do you guys think it's too lame?

 

[ShinobiFist]

I want a sumo burger now But not allow to have one till the weekend...I may cheat and wrap it around with lettuce....Hmmmmm, damn boxing! Chicken with veggies for now

 

[Devolution]

If I join this, it would be with this avatar:

Do you guys think it's too lame?

Yes but that's because I know what you look like heh.

 

[noah111]

If I join this, it would be with this avatar:

Do you guys think it's too lame?

It's perfect, I really love it. Just saw your post in the pics thread and I must say, nice shadow look.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I'm more worried about testicular torsion. Sleeping at nights scare the crap out of me, because I've read stories of T.T. happening to guys while they sleep.

 

[jasonng]

Or you could just soak them every night. I'm making tea right now, if you catch my drift.

I laughed.

 

[ShinobiFist]

If I join this, it would be with this avatar:

Do you guys think it's too lame?

I see too much of your face.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

lets do this Lunchbox

 

[Puddles]

I want a sumo burger now But not allow to have one till the weekend...I may cheat and wrap it around with lettuce....Hmmmmm, damn boxing! Chicken with veggies for now

I made a "No carbs, no sugar in January" resolution, which was working great until I was offered chocolate chip waffles yesterday.

 

[Dead Prince]

If I join this, it would be with this avatar:

Do you guys think it's too lame?

It's cool. i got you on FB so i know what you look like.

 

[Mik2121]

Yes but that's because I know what you look like heh.

Well you're hiding your eyes too!

It's cool. i got you on FB so i know what you look like.

Though those pics are pretty bad. I have posted here some better pics before (well, not on this thread, but on the 'Post your Pics' one)

Anyway, I'll go and use this new avatar for now.

 

[Cheska]

Is anyone particularly good at cutting/cropping or adding in a transparent background? I want to crop Drake out of this picture and edit him into my current one on my shoulder or something lol.

Hate being at work

 

[Hawkian]

What? No way. I won't let you ruin it for me!!! ;_;

Don't worry, Next Generation holds up remarkably well. Data will always be my homedroid.

 

[Devolution]

Well you're hiding your eyes too!

Hahahaha. I have a good reason to, I gotta creep.

 

[Lunchbox]

lets do this Lunchbox

constipated, sunburned with mouthwash one?

 

[marrec]

Or you could just soak them every night. I'm making tea right now, if you catch my drift.

I got your sink all bally, now's the time to do any handwashing of clothes, before I drain the ball-tea.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Brioche

8)

 

[SpacLock]

constipated, sunburned with mouthwash one?

The one with the Popsicle.

 

[Lunchbox]

The one with the Popsicle.

gotta keep it sfw

 

[noah111]

Mik's pic reminded me of some old photobooth shots I had; here's some webcam pics from a few years (?) ago when I first got my MBP.

Spoiler

just realized this should've went into the other thread, but fuck it!

 

[Mik2121]

Hahahaha. I have a good reason to, I gotta creep.

Hahaha Well, now there's no going back! Changed it

I see too much of your face.

>

 

[SpacLock]

gotta keep it sfw

PM me the Popsicle one.

 

[Wiseblade]

Man, it's only been three days and having me look disapprovingly at my own posts is making me uncomfortable.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm more worried about testicular torsion. Sleeping at nights scare the crap out of me, because I've read stories of T.T. happening to guys while they sleep.

Happened to a friend of mine.

You don't want this to happen to you. Luckily they didnt have to remove the problem area if you get me.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

This got me good.