Well he didn't really seem overtly creepy at that point, I just thought he probably knew he wasnt very attractive and so he was a bit desperate. I felt bad for him. I wasn't planning on going further than that though.
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Well he didn't really seem overtly creepy at that point, I just thought he probably knew he wasnt very attractive and so he was a bit desperate. I felt bad for him. I wasn't planning on going further than that though.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
Was his dick still 1 inch long when erect?
Hey, it could have been worse, he could have rejected you.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
Yiiiikes.
Phonomezer
Banned
I'm sure it was horrific for you, but that is utterly hilarious.
MidnightScott
Banned
I'm sorry but I wouldn't suck someones dick just because I felt bad for them. Hell no XD
Fantastical
Death Prophet
I have a scary hook up story too.
Went on craigslist (bad idea I know) and the dude sent me pics and he looked, not perfect or anything, but I mean decent you know- in shape. Plus his cock looked really nice. So I get to the guy's house and he looks almost nothing like his picture, idk why I went inside, I guess I thought maybe he just put on a few pounds and his dick was still the same. So he pulls down his pants and he's got about an inch, to be fair it was flaccid, but still he claimed he was 7.5 inches so it shouldn't be that small flaccid. That's when I say to myself 'I need to get the fuck out of here' but I also don't want to hurt the dude's feelings so I go down on him. As I'm blowing him and trying to politely think of a way out (he hasn't come off as overly creepy, just desperate, so I don't want to be a total dick) he tells me he wants me to pee on him....
wat
I kind of laughed it off. "No, I'm serious" so I told him "Uhh, I'm not really comfortable with that...." He then proceeds to take a fucking picture of my face with his tiny ass dick in my mouth, and as I've said in here, as well as told him, I wasn't out so we need to be discreet. So I snatch his fucking phone and delete that shit.
He then just kind of gives me a "Sorry, bro...". Then out of nowhere he says that he has a bunch of friends messing around at another house and we could go join them (where I can only assume is where they were going to butcher me into a million pieces). I say alright, as long as I follow him in my car (where I then obviously plan to ditch him). He agrees but then asks that before we go if he could do cocaine off of my erect penis.
WAT
Next I stupidly tell him my number so he can "Text me the address". I don't want to just leave, fearing that the dude might react violently. So we leave and while we're on the highway I just zip out onto an exit after he's already passed it, made a few turns and then drove straight home.
He texted me the rest of the night saying how much he loved me and wanted to make up for it.....
SO yeah.....don't go to craigslist kids......
Jesus Christ that's like the perfect storm of terrible. That was a fun read!
King Endymion
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That was an awesome story, Veigar. ^^
So, I've been talking with this guy for a little while now, his looks aren't exactly my type (he is still pretty hot though, way out of my league actually, but just not my type), he's 6 years older, and we don't seem to share a lot of interests. Still, there is something that is so darn alluring about him and it's driving me crazy.
Biggest problem is that we live 250 miles apart, and I told him I don't want that kind of relationship, but he doesn't seem to get it, he just said he is the kind of guy who can pull off long-distance relationships. :S
He then went on and said "you coming up to Stockholm might be happening some weekend". Wtf, says who, isn't that a bit presumptuous of him...?
Hadn't he otherwise been so good with his words, I would've blocked him already...
Bleh. why can't I find anyone nice closer.
So, I've been talking with this guy for a little while now, his looks aren't exactly my type (he is still pretty hot though, way out of my league actually, but just not my type), he's 6 years older, and we don't seem to share a lot of interests. Still, there is something that is so darn alluring about him and it's driving me crazy.
Biggest problem is that we live 250 miles apart, and I told him I don't want that kind of relationship, but he doesn't seem to get it, he just said he is the kind of guy who can pull off long-distance relationships. :S
He then went on and said "you coming up to Stockholm might be happening some weekend". Wtf, says who, isn't that a bit presumptuous of him...?
Hadn't he otherwise been so good with his words, I would've blocked him already...
Bleh. why can't I find anyone nice closer.
...So do you also ask for a STD test receipt when you meet someone in person? Whats stopping this guy from just lying to you if its just for a random hookup? And if you were going to ask him on a date then that it seems kind of rude doesn't it? Useless question and paranoia
SpaceBridge
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That was an awesome story, Veigar. ^^
So, I've been talking with this guy for a little while now, his looks aren't exactly my type (he is still pretty hot though, way out of my league actually, but just not my type), he's 6 years older, and we don't seem to share a lot of interests. Still, there is something that is so darn alluring about him and it's driving me crazy.
Biggest problem is that we live 250 miles apart, and I told him I don't want that kind of relationship, but he doesn't seem to get it, he just said he is the kind of guy who can pull off long-distance relationships. :S
He then went on and said "you coming up to Stockholm might be happening some weekend". Wtf, says who, isn't that a bit presumptuous of him...?
Hadn't he otherwise been so good with his words, I would've blocked him already...
Bleh. why can't I find anyone nice closer.
For a second, I thought you were talking about me.
MidnightScott
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He just wants to get some sex from you, seems creepy that he would pay your way up there.That was an awesome story, Veigar. ^^
So, I've been talking with this guy for a little while now, his looks aren't exactly my type (he is still pretty hot though, way out of my league actually, but just not my type), he's 6 years older, and we don't seem to share a lot of interests. Still, there is something that is so darn alluring about him and it's driving me crazy.
Biggest problem is that we live 250 miles apart, and I told him I don't want that kind of relationship, but he doesn't seem to get it, he just said he is the kind of guy who can pull off long-distance relationships. :S
He then went on and said "you coming up to Stockholm might be happening some weekend". Wtf, says who, isn't that a bit presumptuous of him...?
Hadn't he otherwise been so good with his words, I would've blocked him already...
Bleh. why can't I find anyone nice closer.
Love the new pic btw, why must you live in the Netherlands though
sorry to break in here with my dark text but today I learn that Br. Bob, a very nice and kind guy who used to run the site www.thebody.com died last september of bacterial sepsis...
I used to visit that site years ago when I had an episode of stress, thinking I could have gotten AIDS (to my fortune, I dodged a bullet) and he even answered to some of my question and I did as he asked.
Himself a victim of aids (but because he was handling a patient, not for having dumb sex), he was the best example of someone tackling the disease with dignity and an example of "this is not a dead sentence", sad day is sad.
Anyway, if anyone wants to learn a thing or two about AIDS, www.thebody.com is the site to go.
I went today there because I wanted to read their comments about oral sex in 2012 as opposed to those of 4 or 5 years ago. They are mostly telling everyone worried about oral that there's no chance to get AIDS from oral, either way, active, passiv, cum or not cum, that was not the case years ago. I think is a matter of time until CDC and everyone else rules oral sex ineffective in regards to aquiring AIDS. The most usual argument: saliva has thousands of different chemicals that kill the virus, if it ever made it a few seconds alive after exposed to air. I find it interesting.
I used to visit that site years ago when I had an episode of stress, thinking I could have gotten AIDS (to my fortune, I dodged a bullet) and he even answered to some of my question and I did as he asked.
Himself a victim of aids (but because he was handling a patient, not for having dumb sex), he was the best example of someone tackling the disease with dignity and an example of "this is not a dead sentence", sad day is sad.
Anyway, if anyone wants to learn a thing or two about AIDS, www.thebody.com is the site to go.
I went today there because I wanted to read their comments about oral sex in 2012 as opposed to those of 4 or 5 years ago. They are mostly telling everyone worried about oral that there's no chance to get AIDS from oral, either way, active, passiv, cum or not cum, that was not the case years ago. I think is a matter of time until CDC and everyone else rules oral sex ineffective in regards to aquiring AIDS. The most usual argument: saliva has thousands of different chemicals that kill the virus, if it ever made it a few seconds alive after exposed to air. I find it interesting.
King Endymion
Member
You haven't been a creep (yet?), so nah, but you are out of my league, that's true.For a second, I thought you were talking about me.
Thank goodness I wouldn't put out even if he did pay my way up there, I'm not that easy.MidnightScott said:He just wants to get some sex from you, seems creepy that he would pay your way up there.
Love the new pic btw, why must you live in the Netherlands though
And thank you for the compliment, Scott. <3 Just cut my hair yesterday, so I had to take a new pic. ^_^
I live in Sweden though, not the Netherlands, lol. ^^
MidnightScott
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You haven't been a creep (yet?), so nah, but you are out of my league, that's true.
Thank goodness I wouldn't put out even if he did pay my way up there, I'm not that easy.
And thank you for the compliment, Scott. <3 Just cut my hair yesterday, so I had to take a new pic. ^_^
I live in Sweden though, not the Netherlands, lol. ^^
Oh oops my bad, but yes you are so hot dude, you can have anyone you want if you just tried lol. Anyway, date is canceled for tonight and he asked me about Saturday but I told him that I'm going out with my friend then. Oh well...
You should share more pics, or at least PM them to me!
So last night was A-mazing
We first went to go eat and talk. We basically talked about being gay and checking out other guys
. After that we went to the gay club but since it was a Wednesday it was completely dead so we had it all to ourselves. After a few drinks and a bit of bar hopping we danced and then sat on a couch to just enjoy the music(? not really sure what the reason was). It was probably due to the alcohol but I wanted to kiss him all night but couldn't read him, if he wanted this to just be a friend thing(because we made a toast to friendship...) or something more. He started to grab my hand pretending it was just to make me dance to the music and got closer to me. He clutch my hand and our foreheads then touched each other as we both turn to face one another. We remain like that for a few seconds so I decided to slight my head closer until our noses were touching and from there we kissed. I lost track of time on how long we stayed in that couch making out but after that he told me if I wanted to go and I said yes. Note: I was really tired and just wanted to go to sleep after that since I was running on just 4 hours of sleep.
He went to drop me off and told me if he could use my restroom because he really needed to go and I said sure. After he came out he gave me a smile (I love his smile) and gave me a kissed which led to more making. He pinned me to my bed and then
We first went to go eat and talk. We basically talked about being gay and checking out other guys
He went to drop me off and told me if he could use my restroom because he really needed to go and I said sure. After he came out he gave me a smile (I love his smile) and gave me a kissed which led to more making. He pinned me to my bed and then
Nah, it was a dream..the end part with:
Implies "and then ...I woke up".He pinned me to my bed and then
I dunno. I've had okay experinces with Craigslist but I haven't done it recently. I play e-mail tag and if these people want to get with me they have to play e-mail tag with me back. Only then will I consider it otherwise they're not worth my time. I'd so the same with Grindr or whatever else. Not worth anonymous sex if they aren't going to let me get to know them and shit.
There are so many GAF couples now.
So, anybody in here watching the Spartacus series on Starz? I've been catching up to this season and it's a surprisingly good show.
One thing I especially love is how candidly the reality of "homosexual" relationships between men in that period are treated on the show. It's not something to call attention to as special because, frankly, they weren't special. They just were.
There's a burgeoning love story between two of the hottest characters right now, and the pacing of it is just so well done.
This guy:
And this guy:
Had a small scene at the end of the last episode that made me squeal like a schoolgirl. It just amazes how well the gay relationships are portrayed on this show, because they really aren't even trying...
One thing I especially love is how candidly the reality of "homosexual" relationships between men in that period are treated on the show. It's not something to call attention to as special because, frankly, they weren't special. They just were.
There's a burgeoning love story between two of the hottest characters right now, and the pacing of it is just so well done.
This guy:
And this guy:
Had a small scene at the end of the last episode that made me squeal like a schoolgirl. It just amazes how well the gay relationships are portrayed on this show, because they really aren't even trying...
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
Yep. Dat full frontal. :d
I honestly don't really see it as a burgeoning romance at this point. I don't even think Agron is gay...although the all characters seems pretty flexible in that area.
Guuuurrrrrlllll....there is SO MUCH penis in that show. Whew child!
I dunno, Agron does seem to focus on Nasir a lot and give him lingering gazes. Even Nasir's friend commented that she thinks Agron has his sights on him. Not to mention the last scene of the episode.
I think it's a fair bet that something's going to happen between them soon...
!!RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
I'd say it has the highest penis per episode ratio out of all the shows I watch. And they're so casual about it too. Penises in the background, penises in the foreground; main characters, side characters. lordt
King Endymion
Member
Let's not get crazy here, I'm in no position to pick and choose, lol.Oh oops my bad, but yes you are so hot dude, you can have anyone you want if you just tried lol. Anyway, date is canceled for tonight and he asked me about Saturday but I told him that I'm going out with my friend then. Oh well...
You should share more pics, or at least PM them to me!
Sorry about your date getting cancelled. *hugs*
And instead of sending you pics, you COULD just come here and see me in the flesh.
Also, Spartacus. <3 Love it so much, only seen the two first episodes though, kind of awkward watching it with my dad, though. -_-;
So you don't miss the edit to my last post:
I dunno, Agron does seem to focus on Nasir a lot and give him lingering gazes. Even Nasir's friend commented that she thinks Agron has his sights on him. Not to mention the last scene of the episode.
I think it's a fair bet that something's going to happen between them soon...
!!RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
The first two episodes of the current season, or were they the first two episodes of the first season?
So you don't miss the edit to my last post:
I dunno, Agron does seem to focus on Nasir a lot and give him lingering gazes. Even Nasir's friend commented that she thinks Agron has his sights on him. Not to mention the last scene of the episode.
I think it's a fair bet that something's going to happen between them soon...
I interpreted his glances as death stares -- at least in the last few episodes. But now that I think about it, Agron was acting pretty friendly when he first met Nasir.
We can only hope so. :3 But if they do become a couple, I hope they don't end up like
all the other gay couples on the show. :/
King Endymion
Member
Oh, sorry. The first two episodes of the current season.
I really miss Andy though, Liam isn't bad, his voice annoy me though. ^^
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
Oh good. I can't imagine anyone being crazy enough to like the first two episodes of season 1.
King Endymion
Member
Haha, been a while since I saw them, but I don't recall them being bad, now I'm afraid to rewatch season 1, I don't want to destroy my memories.
They weren't that bad; after all people still watched the show after seeing them
They just weren't as excellent like the rest of the show.And yes, the show is full of eye candies
D
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Why would you do that?
I know this issue has come up before but still, an interesting article from the Globe, thought it was worth posting. Personally I take offense when I see guys posting "No ____". To me it's not worth even mentioning. If someone messages you and you're not interested, just don't respond. I don't see the point of explicitly posting what you don't want.
Ugh, this discussion's never pretty...
Anyway, I agree with you. I don't necessarily think it's racist, but it's definitely something that says a lot about a person. To me it comes off as extremely narrow-minded. I couldn't imagine writing off an entire race of people as unattractive and actually meaning it. It's not even worth saying, especially since 9 times out of 10 these guys have exceptions to their standards...which makes you question why they bothered leading off with such a negative in the first place.
What bugs me is when I get messages from guys who have "Not into blacks...sorry! Just a preference. Deal with it!" in their profiles, and I respond with, "Oh...thought you weren't into black guys?"
"Well, I can make an exception for you. You're hot. lol"
"Oh, well I'm am absolutely honored and humbled that you could see beyond your superior European standards to appreciate a meager black beauty such as myself. You validate me...*Block*"
Ugh...gross.
While it does sadden me a little when I see the "no Asian" tag in people's profile. However, I do appreciate them being upfront about what they are not looking for. I guess they could've been a bit more tactful (and sensitive) by stating what they prefer instead. Anyway, it saves me the time and effort to write out a message, much better than those that do not make any distinction and just ignore you because of your race.
I don't see it as racist; people are just less attracted or have less in common with other races. If they want to be picky, it's their loss. But I don't view people who state those things as racist.
At least text him after (provided you've got his number)... regardless of the circumstances, that's kinda dickish.
Well, if a person's ignoring you, how do you know it's because of your race?
Agreed. Unless it was a clear-cut hook-up and there weren't any feelings between the two of them. Otherwise...harsh
The Abominable Snowman
Member
I kind of agree and disagree with the text, but i do find when people put "No *xxx race*" highly offensive, even if its not directed at my race.
Myself, I don't play in the snow (Date caucasian) often, and when I do fancy that, they have to look a certain way with a very short buzzcut and darker features. Same goes for almost every race, except of course African-American. I can't explain it, it's just a preference
Myself, I don't play in the snow (Date caucasian) often, and when I do fancy that, they have to look a certain way with a very short buzzcut and darker features. Same goes for almost every race, except of course African-American. I can't explain it, it's just a preference
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