Grindr:
Me - You have any stds
Him - lol
Who hasn't had an std
I mean really
Me - Okay, let's take the obvious HPV out of the equation
Him - No offense, you seem a little paranoid bro.
aaaaaaand scene!
I have a scary hook up story too.
Went on craigslist (bad idea I know) and the dude sent me pics and he looked, not perfect or anything, but I mean decent you know- in shape. Plus his cock looked really nice. So I get to the guy's house and he looks almost nothing like his picture, idk why I went inside, I guess I thought maybe he just put on a few pounds and his dick was still the same. So he pulls down his pants and he's got about an inch, to be fair it was flaccid, but still he claimed he was 7.5 inches so it shouldn't be that small flaccid. That's when I say to myself 'I need to get the fuck out of here' but I also don't want to hurt the dude's feelings so I go down on him. As I'm blowing him and trying to politely think of a way out (he hasn't come off as overly creepy, just desperate, so I don't want to be a total dick) he tells me he wants me to pee on him....
wat
I kind of laughed it off. "No, I'm serious" so I told him "Uhh, I'm not really comfortable with that...." He then proceeds to
take a fucking picture of my face with his tiny ass dick in my mouth, and as I've said in here, as well as told him, I wasn't out so we need to be discreet. So I snatch his fucking phone and delete that shit.
He then just kind of gives me a "Sorry, bro...". Then out of nowhere he says that he has a bunch of friends messing around at another house and we could go join them (where I can only assume is where they were going to butcher me into a million pieces). I say alright, as long as I follow him in my car (where I then obviously plan to ditch him). He agrees but then asks that before we go if he could do cocaine off of my erect penis.
WAT
Next I stupidly tell him my number so he can "Text me the address". I don't want to just leave, fearing that the dude might react violently. So we leave and while we're on the highway I just zip out onto an exit after he's already passed it, made a few turns and then drove straight home.
He texted me the rest of the night saying how much he loved me and wanted to make up for it.....
SO yeah.....don't go to craigslist kids......