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NFL Off-Season |OT2| My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Draft

Lonestar

I joined for Erin Brockovich discussion
That gif almost makes it ok with me if they take him at #4. I'm currently in a anyone-but-Tannehill-at-#4 mood.

Sounds like he ran between high 4.4 to low 4.5. Coming 2 months off a knee scope, and going at 70-80%, ain't too bad. He was mad though, thinks he could get near or at 4.3

But "football" speed, he wouldn't be at that. There are times he was "ran down." Sure, it was after 50-60 yards, and partially because he wanted to hit one more person going into the endzone, but yeah, top end speed isn't his game.
 

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
The 2012 models (sedan) roll in at: 3.8-liter V6 producing 333-hp, the 4.6-liter V8 making 385-hp and the big boy R-Spec 5.0-liter V8 that cranks out 429-hp

I'm personally getting the V6 which will be a huge upgrade from the old cars I've owned. This will be my first NEW car. The 2012 model has direct injection so the V6 is powerful enough to where I don't need to bother with V8. Saves me ten grand and lower insurance. The only thing that would have been nice that 2012 is missing that 2013 will have is all wheel drive. I'm in AZ so not worried about it and figure if I move somewhere with snow, snow tires will do the job.

Oh.

Sedan.


Mehhhhhhhhhhhh
 
Payton is appealing his suspension as well.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/30/sean-payton-will-file-appeal-of-suspension-today/

Payton will file that appeal today, NFL Network’s Jason La Canfora reports. Payton reportedly will also ask the league office to give him more clarity about how much time he has to prepare his appeal, and will ask to see all the evidence the league office obtained during its investigation.

It’s highly unlikely that Payton will win this appeal. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell was the person who handed down the suspension and is the person who will decide the appeal, and when Goodell was asked about the possibility of an appeal at the league meeting, he sounded skeptical that Payton could provide him with any information he didn’t already have at the time that Goodell decided on the suspension.

However, the appeal will buy Payton a little more time: His suspension was slated to begin on Sunday, April 1, but Goodell will allow Payton to keep working until the outcome of the appeal has been determined. That may give Payton more time to convince his buddy Bill Parcells to become the team’s interim head coach this season.
 
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boom


Imma miss #3

dat ass
 

bionic77

Member
Do the Saints have ownership or management?

Seems like Peyton and the coaches are doing whatever the fuck they want.

That shit needs to be on lockdown.
 
Crazymoogle said:
Still have the same Tolbert/DWill/JStew problem
Giants aren't involved in that either contrary to rumors. Peter King mentioned on his twitter that Rivera said he has no intention of trading Stewart to the Giants.
 

eznark

Banned
Joe Webb was a college quarterback drafted by Brad Childress to play wide receiver. During Webb's first camp, Childress said Webb would have little chance to get reps in at QB. Now that Frazier is head coach, Webb will be a QB exclusively and will be hard pressed to get in reps at WR.

I love that he is taking up a roster spot. I would love it even more if he took reps away from actual NFL players at two positions. Free Webb! Let him be a slash!
 

eznark

Banned
lol have you actually seen Webb play, or are you just trying way too hard

Have you? Joe Webb is God awful. He is completely clueless. He was hopeless when thrown behind a team with talent, and significantly more hopeless when the team around him was garbage. He is a much, much worse quarterback than TJax. Tavaris Jackson seems to understand football, he just fails to execute. Joe Webb drops back and prays that he can either launch the ball or run scared.

Garbage. Which is why I hope he has a long career as the Vikings starting quarterback. Especially if it kills the progression of Ponder.


Remember this if the Vikings ever take over that division again.
They are just three plane crashes away, bionic.
 

bionic77

Member
They are just three plane crashes away, bionic.
Do the Packers travel in 3 planes at once? Do they separate the players to minimize the result of a plane crash? Do the starters fly in a jet while the special teams and backup players fly in a gimped prop plane (like the one in Major League)?

And how many plane crashes are equivalent to one sex boat?
 

eznark

Banned
Do the Packers travel in 3 planes at once? Do they separate the players to minimize the result of a plane crash? Do the starters fly in a jet while the special teams and backup players fly in a gimped prop plane (like the one in Major League)?

And how many plane crashes are equivalent to one sex boat?

Jesus, you must be scrubbing the pots and pans today. Or is it "work on Mrs. Bionic's Bunyan's" afternoon?

Packers plane. Lions plane. Bears plane. If they all crash, the Vikings will win the division.

Honestly, I'm starting to worry about you.
 

eznark

Banned
Joe Webb is a D2 quarterback that was thrust into the spotlight (as a rookie) when he took over a much maligned Vikings team that happened to still be in the spotlight due to the Favre record drama. He spent an offseason training as a wide receiver (he had never played the position before) and then, by necessity, started games as a quarterback.

As a sixth round pick, he beat the Eagles. He managed games well, considering the circumstances (new coach, no stadium, Favre, etc).

He's worse than T-Jack, sure. and T-Jack is entering his seventh season (?). Your expectations were way too high. Which leads me to believe you knew nothing about the player when he entered the league and still know nothing about the player. Sure, if Ponder performed like Webb, I'd encourage you to shit all over him. But when you try to troll because a gadget player is switching positions again, goddamn do you look like you hail from Wisconsin.

Hey, wait a minute!


LOLOLOL

Joe Webb is 25 years old dude. No one had any expectations for him, and I could give a fuck what his ceiling is. I absolutley knew nothing about him when he was drafted because he is the sticky, oily shit of newborns. I care about how good he is now. Maybe if you give him 4 more years of seasoning he'll be as good as TJax. Congrats, you now have a shitty 30 year old quarterback!

Vikings football is my absolute favorite!
 

pelicansurf

Needs a Holiday on Gallifrey
Man, seeing all these internet folk talking about the Mega Millions really tells me how infinitesimal the odds of actually winning are.

Anyways, April 1st is when Nike takes over the uniforms/shit for the NFL and apparently they will release the new uniforms on the 3rd. That's kind of exciting.
 

bionic77

Member
Jesus, you must be scrubbing the pots and pans today. Or is it "work on Mrs. Bionic's Bunyan's" afternoon?

Packers plane. Lions plane. Bears plane. If they all crash, the Vikings will win the division.

Honestly, I'm starting to worry about you.
Honestly I was confused with the three planes comments because I figured the black and white Packer players traveled in separate buses and planes. I just couldn't figure out what the third plane was for because as far as I know only the Patriots have a female on their team.

Also, don't blame everything on the wife. I think it is pretty reasonable that the explanation for everything related to the Packers and most of your posts is something related to racism. At least that is what I normally do.
 

Talon

Member
Payton has no chance of winning that appeal, and all he's done is sink any chance of getting a shortened suspension.

Is it really worth the extra week (maybe) before his suspension begins? Also, I can't imagine the Bensons are thrilled about this.

So much for being contrite.
 

eznark

Banned
Payton has no chance of winning that appeal, and all he's done is sink any chance of getting a shortened suspension.

Is it really worth the extra week (maybe) before his suspension begins? Also, I can't imagine the Bensons are thrilled about this.

So much for being contrite.

I'd be willing to bet it will be knocked down to 8-10 games.
 

RBH

Member
Goodson is a decent pickup for Oakland.

He did well during spot-starter duty for Carolina a couple years ago.
 
Jericho Cotchery set to visit the Rams.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/03/30/jerricho-cotchery-will-visit-with-the-rams/

Manish Mehta of the New York Daily News reports that the Rams will host Jerricho Cotchery on a visit next Tuesday and Wednesday. Cotchery signed with the Steelers after asking for his release from the Jets last summer, but wasn’t able to make much impact in a deep Pittsburgh receiving corps. Cotchery caught 16 passes for 237 yards in 13 games last season, the fourth straight year that saw him finish with fewer catches and yards than the year before.
 

bionic77

Member
COCK SHIT ASS FUCK BITCH WHORE KYLE WILLIAMS

go niners BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!
Why didn't your team go after Mike Wallace?

Is it because they are cheap and are not committed to winning or is it that they don't think they have a qb with the hands or arm strength to get the ball to a speed guy?
 

eznark

Banned
Did I ever ask for him to be pigeonholed into one position, or for him to take over the reigns as the team's starting quarterback? No.

Given the fact that your rebuttal descended into "I could give a fuck" and "the sticky, oily shit of newborns," I can tell you have nothing to add to this conversation.

So what should we talk about now? When the Packers have won recently you don't really have to construct logical arguments, do you? Takes a lot of the pressure off. Who would've imagined that the Packers success would've set your state back so much.

pro tip: If you could "give a fuck" about a conversation (that doesn't make sense, but I know what you mean and I'll indulge you), you probably shouldn't enter it. Because you look like a douche.

I told you the deficiencies of Joe Webb as a quarterback and the reasons it was foolish for the Vikings to allow him to take reps from actual contributors. You've added nothing except excuses.

What do you see in Webb that makes you want your team to waste its time on such a terrible football player?

I sincerely apologize if my colorful language has offended your delicate sensibilities. I shall treat you with kid gloves from now on.
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
COCK SHIT ASS FUCK BITCH WHORE KYLE WILLIAMS

go niners BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!

Welcome back! This insular little place has missed you. As a reward....

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BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTCCCCHH! :D
 

eznark

Banned
Walton is doing it wrong.

If ez attacked my team's black quarterback I know how I would respond...

No shit. I have no idea how to respond when a grown man descends into tears when slightly trolled over a third string quarterback.

This is your team slo. I thought flannel wearing gopher fuckers had spines?
 

bionic77

Member
No shit. I have no idea how to respond when a grown man descends into tears when slightly trolled over a third string quarterback.

This is your team slo. I thought flannel wearing gopher fuckers had spines?
What do you do when your daughter cries?

Just extrapolate for an adult.
 
More Eagles news after the Jason Peters achilles. Should interest Bills fans.

I hear Eagles bringing in Bills FA left tackle Demetrius Bell in this weekend. Top FA left tackle out there. Son of Karl Malone.

Per @howardeskin
 

bionic77

Member
and i'll probably be banned again and again!

just don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
You know that thanks to your shit talking the mods banned us to the NFC West area of the forums right?

This is why Niner fans can't have nice things. One winning season per decade and they wreck everything!
 
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