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Yeah what a lazy damn Saturday. I was all expecting to not even be home at all this weekend but so far I have barely left the house. I did buy an Aeropress and watch Dance Party, USA which ive been meaning to watch for like weeks. Not sure I want to start drinking because its early and i feel like the second i open up a beer someone will be like hey come drive to this awesome place and then ill be like fuck.
 
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Kjellson said:
Gotta admit, the vomit I hold in my mouth before on the bus was pretty impressive.
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Haha yup. I did that three times in a row at the bar one night. Was sitting at the table and a waitress came up and asked if I needed another drink. All I could do was just look at her and shake my head.
 
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A beer and 75% of a bottle of wine in. Pretty drunk. Watching Tintin with my wife. This movie isn't all that great. Time to play some Borderlands on the 'ole lapytop.
 
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At a dudes house drinking honey whiskey, club soda and line. Fucking delicious. This is my new drink.




^borderlanda on an old laptop is the first way I played borderlands which is one of my favorite games ever. Cheers bro, keep it real.
 
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Combine 4 oz. of hand sanitizer gel with 1 tsp. of table salt. Cover a cup or bowl with several layers of cheesecloth or a similar porous material. Strain the mixture through the cheesecloth. The liquid ethyl alcohol will pass through, leaving the congealed salt and glycerin behind.
 
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ugh... I don't want to go to church tomorrow.


fucking hate it.

but if I still want to sleep in a bed, have clothes to wear, and food to eat It's best that I just maintain the status quo and go with the flow...
 
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i just started tracking my diet on one of those diet tracking websites and i'm good until i put in my nightly alcohol intake and then it goes red and uses capital letters to shame me
 
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lush said:
what does this mean?
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my religious parents will basically disown me if I don't go to church with them every sunday.

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probably shouldn't say too much because my dad told me that he lurks on GAF sometimes to make sure I'm not talking shit.

edit2: probably end up clearing these last two posts out

edit3: or fuck it. I don't care.
 
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real life and I did talk to them

there's no compromising with my parents unless I do something drastic.

Like having the discipline committee at Bob Jones University find out that I was an atheist and having them tell me to leave because I would not cave into their petty attempts to convert me back to Christianity.

That was a drastic enough event that caused my parents to transfer me over to USC Upstate.

edit: it's 2:30 am where I live so I better get some sleep so I can wake up at 7 am...
 
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sounds like you should be the one doing the disowning. keep fighting the good fight. you'll be fucking hawt alt-bbs in seattle/portland in the near future anyways.
 
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lmao i feel kind of creepy right now. I just had the cutest encounter.

So I was jogging around the lake, and its fucking hot out today. And I was feeling kind of out of it and didn't bring water with me so I ran the opposite direction of what I route I usually take. Because they have water fountains on that side of the lake.

Well, I'm jogging and listening to this really outrageous trance mix while totally spacing out, so when I get over to the drinking fountains I kinda just look up and out of nowhere theres suuper cute girl walking to the water fountain to fill up a bottle. She could see I was dying so she offered to let me go first, with like the best smile ever. So after I slurp down my water while making this really embarassing GLULULURRRP sound I kinda step back and stretch for a second while she fills up her bottle. I make the usual small talk about how its really nice, etc and find out shes there collecting bugs [BUGS! I encountered a cute bug collector like I WAS INSIDE POKEMON] for a project. I thought it was really cool so I asked her to hang out.

Then she's like "Uhhhmm, I'm in junior high."

And go WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT in a really high pitched shocked tone. And then she starts laughing and she has the best laugh. And I apologized and was like "whoa thats so crazy!" And then I told her, "you're really really cute." And walked off.

Then like 25 minutes later since they were headed the opposite direction I see them again on the other side of the lake. And I jog past and wave, and she gives the BIGGEST most CONTENT smile I've ever seen someone give.
 
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It was weird, once she said it I could totally see it, but before that she really didn't look that young to me.
 
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While I was jogging the thought occurred to me it was possible she said "I'm a junior" which would be less incriminating. But I'm pretty sure most people aren't 18 junior year anyway, so its kind of a moot point.
 
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Dude I was dying. I had a moment of panic when I realized how dry my mouth was. Now my lips are cracked.
 
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Last night my friend and I got some crappy pizza and a bottle of rum. We played a drinking game with Kirby's return to dreamland or whatever taking half shot when you die, and a full shot whoever lost the slingshot mini game after every level, plus shots for the ninja star mini game.

Eventually I got sick like I always do when I drink too much liquor and threw up and continued to do so, which isn't bad since I'd rather have it out than digest it. I don't think rum shots chasing with sprite was a good combo either.

Today was hiking and Walking Dead game.
 
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ZeroRay said:
I'm full of whiskey and cheap beer. I have a leftover burger, fries, and cupcakes with me.

Time to watch wrasslin!
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Simple pleasures, cheers friend.

I'm waiting for the last bit of sunlight to die off before I rip into this cheapo bud ice, then I'll probably watch a bit of twitch tv streams and try my damndest to get into Torchlight. I want to believe it's Diablo 3.
 
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