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Michael Phelps Becomes Most Decorated Olympian of All Time

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ChiTownBuffalo

Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
There have been more Americans stripped of medals for cheating. We might as well question their accomplishments and wonder if their coaches are doping them up.

Oh yeah, I agree.

Like I said, the difference between US cheating and Chinese cheating is governmental involvement.

Like, a coach can't change a birth certificate.
 

ChiTownBuffalo

Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
His argument is for more than swimming.

Swimming and gymnastics.

I really don't have a problem with China in other sports.

Asia in general has been acting fucking shady in Badminton.

Of course badminton.
 

Steelrain

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A young female athlete who is great at something?

She must be a biological male and/or doping and/or an advanced android.

Delete as appropriate.

Yep, lets ignore the record of cheating that china has with these events. Lets just ignore it!

History? PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 

mxgt

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I always laugh when American sports sites prioritise amount of medals over golds won

Face it, no one can beat our Chinese overlords.
 

ChiTownBuffalo

Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Birth certificates have nothing to do with swimming.

But they do in gymnastics.

For like the 3rd time? I am suspicious of China in the following areas:

Swimming

Gymnastics
 

twobear

sputum-flecked apoplexy
Famous Americans at the Olympic games: Michael Phelps, good at swimming.

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Famous Brits at the Olympic games: Sir Tim Berners-Lee, inventor of world wide web.

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D_prOdigy

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Yep, lets ignore the record of cheating that china has with these events. Lets just ignore it!

History? PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You would rather make an error in critical thinking than trust the best anti-drugs testing facilities in the world ever?
 

Onemic

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A young female athlete who is great at something?

She must be a biological male and/or doping and/or an advanced android.

Delete as appropriate.

Ah yes, the bigot chasers have come out. Where did I even mention that she was female? I'm talking about her age.

EDIT: I thought she was faster than Lochte in general. Still China and doping go hand in hand.

EDIT2: Phelps beat the world record at 15? Shit, guess age isn't a thing in swimming, I thought it was like track.
 

daviyoung

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Ah yes, the bigot chasers have come out. Where did I even mention that she was female? I'm talking about her age.

EDIT: I thought she was faster than Lochte in general. Still China and doping go hand in hand.

EDIT2: Phelps beat the world record at 15? Shit, guess age isn't a thing in swimming, I thought it was like track.

Because she was faster than men. That's the real problem according to the American swim coach.
 

ChiTownBuffalo

Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Famous Americans at the Olympic games: Michael Phelps, good at swimming.

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Famous Brits at the Olympic games: Sir Tim Berners-Lee, inventor of world wide web.

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Steelrain

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You would rather make an error in critical thinking than trust the best anti-drugs testing facilities in the world ever?

Explain to me how why it is not understandable that a country with a history of cheating time and time again in a specific event is receiving a skeptical reception after an amazing performance in the same event.

Also, tests can be beat. Armstrong never failed a test, after all.
 

braves01

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She's gonna be tested, and they keep samples for years so even if they can't detect anything right away odds are they'll find out. I think that's how Marion Jones got busted. I say let the girl enjoy her win until there's more substance to these allegations.
 

WedgeX

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He's the greatest swimmer.

But swimming and track athletes have the ability to win multiple medals in a single Olympics.

Jesse Owens and Carl Lewis won multiple golds in kind of different events, long jump and running.

Have there been any athletes that have won multiple medals in different disciplines?

The true greatest. Jim Thorpe.
 

Onemic

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She's gonna be tested, and they keep samples for years so even if they can't detect anything right away odds are they'll find out. I think that's how Marion Jones got busted. I say let the girl enjoy her win until there's more substance to these allegations.

I always thought Marion Jones just admitted it?
 

Dr Prob

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I don't think inventing the world wide web is an olympic event.

It would be like the lamest too, unless you had to vault into your workstation. But even then, there are people throwing javelins.
 

ChiTownBuffalo

Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
I always thought Marion Jones just admitted it?

Well, I think what happened was is her samples get sent in 2003 and before the test results were relased, she fessed up.
 

linkboy

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Everyone from the UK, all you have to do to "win" this is remind us from the US that you don't have to watch NBC.
 

BAW

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Oh come on now. He's a great athlete, but the greatest athlete in the world?

Dude's a swimmer. Anyone can swim. Not anyone can drive a Formula 1 car, let alone win 7 world championships.
 

ChiTownBuffalo

Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Well, yes, I bet an athelete at the peak of physical condition is in better physical condition than a computer scientist too.

You know what though, the athlete might be worse off, faster metabolism might mean faster processing of toxins. They may get drunker faster, but they'll get over it faster?

I dunno.
 

ChiTownBuffalo

Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Oh come on now. He's a great athlete, but the greatest athlete in the world?

Dude's a swimmer. Anyone can swim. Not anyone can drive a Formula 1 car, let alone win 7 world championships.

Bring back the classic LeMans start, over say, 100m.
 

iddqd

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Is this thread super serious or is there a wink somewhere?
There has to be! This would be super silly without it.
 
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