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It hasn't been platonic since like the first two weeks we knew eachother. True commitment is the issue here. Its a hard situation to describe. I still am very much pursuing a girl at work as well as other just plain "im a human in the world" endeavors.. but I find myself really wanting to be a half of this whole.
 
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I just want to play the computer and have someone to be nice to who really appreciates it.
 
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I like the girl I'm sorta seeing right now but I want to find someone with a more adventurous spirit. Someone who can say "fuck it" and be spontaneous sometimes. I want a girl that can be the Bonnie to my Clyde, we can rob banks and die together in a hail of gunfire.
 
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in the mean time I'll just drink a bunch of beers, listen to teenage fanclub and sulk
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You are like the alternate version of myself, because all I do is listen to teengirl fantasy. [still collecting all their records!]
 
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I can't stop playing Bejeweled on my phone. It's like a sickness. I'm going to see shiny colorful jewels in my sleep.
 
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So I noticed that my Minus account got one million hits in the last few days. I checked, and saw they were all of that Michelle Jenneke rain GIF I posted here a couple months ago. I reverse-image-searched it, and apparently the GIF went viral after someone randomly posted it on Reddit last week. I wouldn't have ever known except for the fact that some of these sites are embedding it straight from my account.

Like, seriously HuffPo? You couldn't host that image on your own damn servers? 1,000,000 views at 13 MB a pop... that's like 13 TB of data. I'm gonna get my Minus account throttled for sure.

And on top of all that, Reddit gets all the credit. Some ol' bullshit.
 
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Think of all the joy you brought to the world through that GIF, though.

Holy shit this was my 1000th post in this thread. Dang.
 
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I think I'm gonna get back on the p90x horse tomorrow

Now when I eat a decent to large sized meal I feel like a slob and that usually means I'm starting to pack on some unnecessary pounds.
 
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If you ever find yourself thinking "man jtwo has problems" keep in mind I just spent around 20 minutes listening to the same song on repeat thinking something seemed off.
 
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why'd we have to evolve to learn to cook really delicious foods instead of just like not caring and just eating for basic sustenance?

in other words, I'm tired of caring about my diet
 
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Also went to a pumpkin patch today and ate corn with my hair

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Linus said:
Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
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I don't really keep up with children's movies anymore, but there is no way they've got this kind of dialogue.
 
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Get'sMad said:
why'd we have to evolve to learn to cook really delicious foods instead of just like not caring and just eating for basic sustenance?

in other words, I'm tired of caring about my diet
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My big idea for an invention is food pellets. Basically it's just all of your necessary nutrients for the day packed into one small but dense and flavorless pellet that can be swallowed with water. Food is so dumb, a waste of time that gets you fat.
 
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Kind of, he cried when the toys in toy soldier started talking haha. But we only watch stuff here and there, I'd rather he play with blocks and misc iPad games.
 
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My big idea for an invention is food pellets. Basically it's just all of your necessary nutrients for the day packed into one small but dense and flavorless pellet that can be swallowed with water. Food is so dumb, a waste of time that gets you fat.
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I bet they have some sweet prototype shit in the bowels of NASA.

Wanna sneak in some day?
 
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Snuggler said:
My big idea for an invention is food pellets. Basically it's just all of your necessary nutrients for the day packed into one small but dense and flavorless pellet that can be swallowed with water. Food is so dumb, a waste of time that gets you fat.
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They did a multi-year study in the 50's or 60's where fat people only ate a sort of flavorless gruel mixture with nutrients packed in, essentially taking away the pleasure of eating, and everyone that was fat went down to a normal healthy weight. When they were fat they actually ate much less than what their body required to keep even, using excess fat to make up the difference. Once they got to a normal healthy weight they ate more, the exact amount needed to stay at that weight. All of this was of course subconscious -- divorced from the pleasure aspect of eating, their bodies let them know exactly what was needed to be healthy.
 
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I love y'all.

edit: I've thought about those pellets a lot, I'd be into it. Thing is it'd need to be pretty fucking dense, need 1000's of calories.

My idea, everyone ingest lead.
 
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Fell asleep from drinking ipa maximus woke up and sshowered now i have wet hair and im gonna watch shaun of the dead which ive never seen before just waiting for my buddy to show up


i wish someone could have filmed my weekend and cut it into a trendy montage i didnt do anything but go through old stuff, cook, and drink and smoke it was very introspective
 
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Jtwo said:
Fell asleep from drinking ipa maximus woke up and sshowered now i have wet hair and im gonna watch shaun of the dead which ive never seen before just waiting for my buddy to show up


i wish someone could have filmed my weekend and cut it into a trendy montage i didnt do anything but go through old stuff, cook, and drink and smoke
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shaun of the dead is my favorite movie, you're in for a fuckin treat. Smoke up.
 
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oh yeah ive been smoking this sativa blend all day. cant believe that fight.
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check out what I rigged up while cleaning g now instead of hustling g under my desk to grab a 3x5 I've got them wall mounted and then I made a depository for the used ones and painted it
 
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getting stoned, taking a shower and then hopping into a bed with freshly cleaned sheets and a nearby window thats cracked and bringing in cool, crisp air is the most serene feeling in the world
 
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