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I blocked 2 out of 3 toilets at work today......

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MulderWasTaken

MulderWasTaken

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TheVampire said:
I feel really bad but if they had of had a plunger or something in the bathroom I would of made a good effort to unclog it but they don't have one.
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Yeah, sure, if they had a plunger you'd had used it. Sure. I have plungers at my work's bathroom but people still manage to be assholes and don't unclog their shit.
 
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RionaaM

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cvxfreak said:
Really impolite not to go tell the janitor or someone in charge of the building maintenance...
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"Sorry to bother you sir... I just took a

cvxfreak
HOLY FUCKING CRAP
(Today, 01:19 AM)

on 2 WCs. Just wanted to let you know. Hope you enjoy the show!"


LordCanti said:
Am I the only one around here that doesn't shit in public bathrooms?
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No, you're not. I only do that if I'm 100% sure I'll shit myself before getting home unless I take a dump in that public restroom.
 
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LogicStep

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Best thread. Do you wipe back to front or front to back? Should have taken pics. Should have clogged the last one. I bet it felt amazing taking those huge turds.
 
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drexplora

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Lazy Man's Wallpaper said:
Six years at my current company and I've only used the public bathroom for #2 one time. Really proud of this, thinking about including it on my resume
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I think normally your supposed to go shit 2 times a day and usually u go once in the morning when still home and one mid day when most people are at work...so
 
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Van Owen

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I always wondered what kind of animal leaves toilets in that sort of condition. Now I know.

Seriously, why do people think it's a good idea to completely fill up the bowl with shit and toilet paper before flushing? You know you can flush at any time, right?
 
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Zaptruder

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How much poop do you need to clog two toilets?

That's like... 2 arms worth of poop. OP, you had the equivalent of 2 arms of poop in your colon.
 
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drexplora

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I usually poop once every few days and live with mild constipation.

But people with fast metabolisms, don't they shit more?
I mean is at least 1 shit a day normal?
What is the normal amount of poop that should come out of you?!

I mean we all eat everyday, shouldn't poop come out everyday?
 
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MagicWithEarvin

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RyanardoDaVinci said:
Learn to shit, dude.

1. Look after every sploosh and flush if necessary.
2. Flush the shit and the paper separately.
3. Fold the paper. Don't bunch/ball it up, or wrap it around your hand.
4. Flush the paper in stages in necessary.

I've only clogged toilets when I was a kid and didn't know any better, or I was operating unfamiliar equipment i.e. "You gotta hold/jiggle the handle and sacrifice a virgin to even flush the water in bowl."

Also, when using an unfamiliar toilet for the first time, flush it once before you put any shit in there to see how it does with just the water.
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Advice on flushing and taking a dump - this is why GAF is awesome
 
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magicstop

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TheVampire said:
So I had a late breakfast and hadn't taken a shit in a few days because I've been constipated.

A few hours ago I had to go really bad and I took a mammoth sized shit and must of used too much toilet paper and after flushing it blocked the toilet. I panicked and left the mess as it was and got the hell outta there.

Then a bit later I had to go again and when I checked the cubicle I was in before the toilet was still blocked so I used the one next to it.

Somehow I blocked it again with an equal mammoth sized shit with a combination of too much toilet paper and blocked that one too. Again I couldn't do anything about it and got the hell outta there. This one was even worse as the shit colored water started to rise and overflow over the rim.

Soon it's going to be the lunch time rush and there is now only one working toilet available for all the people here.

I feel really bad but if they had of had a plunger or something in the bathroom I would of made a good effort to unclog it but they don't have one.

I think there’s a shitstorm coming :S
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2/3
 
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RionaaM

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Lazy Man's Wallpaper said:
Six years at my current company and I've only used the public bathroom for #2 one time. Really proud of this, thinking about including it on my resume
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You beat me. 3 times in 1 year here.

drexplora said:
I usually poop once every few days and live with mild constipation.

But people with fast metabolisms, don't they shit more?
I mean is at least 1 shit a day normal?
What is the normal amount of poop that should come out of you?!

I mean we all eat everyday, shouldn't poop come out everyday?
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1 or 2 times per day in my case, one in the morning at home, and the other (if it happens) at night, again at home.
 
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CarpeDeezNutz

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LordCanti said:
Am I the only one around here that doesn't shit in public bathrooms?
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I try not to unless its an emergency and I flush 2-3 times to make sure I avoid this situation.

And most of the time it is TP backing up your toilets. I've helped out with some plumbing jobs and its blobs of TP coming out the pipe and drain. Get out the snake!
 
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PlayerReady

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I hate it when friends do a poo at my house. Had a friend do a poo and then had a wank. I know because he used a condom and tried to get rid of it through the window but it got stuck on the ledge. I spotted it from my bedroom window and confronted him about it. He told me it was routine for him to have a shit followed by a wank.He was quite offended because "he had even used a condom". I suppose he meant he avoided filling my toilet bowl with his spunk and this I should be grateful.

Moral of the story don't let friends use your shitter.
 
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imBask

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PlayerReady said:
I hate it when friends do a poo at my house. Had a friend do a poo and then had a wank. I know because he used a condom and tried to get rid of it through the window but it got stuck on the ledge. I spotted it from my bedroom window and confronted him about it. He told me it was routine for him to have a shit followed by a wank.He was quite offended because "he had even usef a condom". I suppose he meant he avoided filling my toilet bowl with his spunk and thst I should be grateful.

Moral of the story don't let friends use your shitter.
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Moral of the story get better friends dude
 
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Deadbeat

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big_z said:
The toilet flooded on me at work once. I was pissing out of my ass that night and didn't go wild on the tp so I guess the person before me set up a trap. It was awful, since the water was dark brown, smelt like death and there was no plunger. No idea how the janitor tackled the problem but we had a plunger in that washroom after that night.
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The meta game of shitting.
 
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Septimius

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Lazy Man's Wallpaper said:
Six years at my current company and I've only used the public bathroom for #2 one time. Really proud of this, thinking about including it on my resume
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"For no good reason, or the completely irrational fear of something unharmful, I restrict the natural functions of my body so not as to put myself out of my comfort zone. I am extremely rigid in this, and I even take pride in it".

Oh, I'd hire the shit out of you.
 
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KillGore

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Next time flush between shit droppings. If it's a long shit, cut it with your anal muscle, then flush.

Oh and next time, just throw the toilet paper in the trash can, unless your work doesn't have one in the bathrooms.
 
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marrec

Banned
I am flabbergasted that you didn't go for the hat trick.

You could have been a goddamned legend.

Now all you got is some shitty tag.
 
Gumbie

Gumbie

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Alpende said:
Nope, I prefer to shit in the toilet in my house. I just don't like shitting in unknown toilets.
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I think everyone prefers their house toilet but the problem is if my stomach starts hurting and I'm out somewhere...well it's either a nasty ass public bathroom or my pants. You have to learn the ways of the toilet paper forcefield.

1. Pull enough toilet paper and tear off so that the piece can be folded in half for thicker protection. Place on the left or right side of the toilet seat.

2. Repeat on other side.

3. Tuck these sides under the toilet seat to prevent them from falling off.

4. Tear shorter length piece and place on the front part (the little part everyone pees on)

Now you have a make shift toilet paper forcefield to prevent most of the contact of your ass on the seat. Also if you know you might have to shit in a public restroom get one of those travel size lysol bottles to bring with you. Spray and wipe the seat off before sitting down. Boom, no ass germs on that seat.
 
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efyu_lemonardo

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Man Puncher said:
Should of walked out and exclaimed loudly and within earshot of co-workers "SOME TOTAL BASTARD BLOCKED THE TOILETS!! WITH SHIT!! JESUS THAT IS NASTY!!"

Blame deflected. No body will suspect the shit-witness as the shit-mastermind.
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Except you made a crucial mistake, my friend!
How did you know it was the same person who blocked both toilets?

;)
 
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TasTokyo

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TheVampire said:
I think the janitor comes after hours.
He would probably tell other people and I wouldn't want to be known as a toilet blocker.
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I am so happy to be here for that tagging!

Also I can understand it happening once. But how did it happen twice? Like you didn't think to maybe flush halfway through or something?
 
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